Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 6hIt's just incredibly difficult to constantly have to listen to the violent fantasies these people have and not develop equally violent fantasies of your own 000
Reposted by Wizard MortyJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I do think it's important to give grace to people who realize they made the wrong choice. I don't want to. but other nicer people def should do that. I dont give a shit. 1061963214
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dying from autoerotic asphyxiation while Johnny Cash's voice singing WAP plays loudly from pulsating speakers on my Ikea desk. My most ambitious vision has been realized at last. 020
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A little different but a while back I saw a post from a popular streamer/model who was earnestly saying something like, "Why is it so hard to find a high-energy guy who loves partying at bars, video games, country music, and fake tits, who also loves and respects women??" 051
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I want a girl with a short skirt and a raaaaaaarre JOKER 031
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I used to make a bourbon rice pudding with spiced cherries for a restaurant I worked for. Not all that popular but earned me a lot of respect from our older clientele haha 120
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Random day off work could not possibly be better timed. Gimme da Crone!!! 010
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You come to two doors protected by two guards. Behind one door is treasure beyond imagination; behind the other, certain death. You know that one guard always lies, and the other guard always sends you an URGENT email saying that we are going to LOSE if you don't contribute just FIVE dollars TODAY 000
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Staying in a hotel for a conference this week and I'm way up on the top floor of a big hotel. Needless to say I am standing in front of the big open window hanging dong. 010
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Yes, there definitely seems to be more than a little bit of "I can't control this technology therefore it is impossible to control therefore I am become death" thinking going on 010
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"In general, the more senior the employee, the more concerned they are." Imo this is a very euphemistic way of saying that the more money an employee makes, the more concerned they are that AI will make them obsolete and/or land them in prison 100
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The foundation of MAHA is a narcissistic desire to feel special: more educated, more caring, more independent than you. It is not genuine concern for health or knowledge. It is vanity. 042
Reposted by Wizard MortySpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026ICE and CBP are full of rapists and child predators. A new report details it in horrific detail.forever-wars.comThe Sex Criminals and Child Abusers of ICE and CBPRape. Domestic violence. Epstein friendship. It's all tolerated by our valiant homeland-security apparatus. PLUS: COINTELPRO 2026 9243442035
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026As long as we're talking about men reading on here, shout-out to @keithrosson.bsky.social for helping me restart my reading habit this summer. Picked up Smoke City on an impulse and have been reading every day since. Halfway through Coffin Moon now and just pre-ordered Crone. He's great! 040
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Here in CA Clover Sonoma Dairy put up a series of billboards using "Clo-" based puns, corny but fine. Except for "Shop Clocal" 010
Reposted by Wizard Mortymtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026All the Fauci stuff is a modern day version of the POW/MIA stuff after Vietnam - a way to try to rewrite the history of a huge failure of conservative ideology to be instead a story about how liberals and foreigners stabbed us in the back. 5553931357
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The White Thumb Rises: A Microsoft Teams horror story 000
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Fender's had great PR this year so this should keep the gravy train rolling right along! 110
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Visited a site recently that asked, "Are you happy to receive cookies from us?" and I had to click "Yes, I'm happy" lmao 000
Reposted by Wizard MortyA Blog of Their Own @blogoftheirown.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The Dodgers who went to the White House should receive every bit as much judgment and condemnation as the Giants pitchers who Sharpied the Pride hats. ICE spent their World Series-winning season terrorizing their city. Fuck them for doing photo ops with fascists instead of standing with their fans. 6739168
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This is pretty revealing about how little thought people tend to give future regrets. If I take the chance at $1M and lose out on $50k, that's about the same as missing out on any moderately successful investment opportunity. If I take the $50k and never know whether I would have won $1M...mannn. 000
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Just read a Salon piece about how Obsession, a movie about a man forcing a woman to dissociate from her real personality to center him at the expense of everything else, which inevitably has terrible consequences, has nothing to say about the current moment. It was uhhh not written by a woman. 020
Reposted by Wizard MortyPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 21/07/2026The U.S. Secretary of Defense just stated that—so far—the war with Iran has cost $37.5 billion dollars. That's since February. That same amount is how much the United States spent on planetary science from FY2013 through FY2026 inclusive. Thirteen years of planetary science or five months of war. 16936021418
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026People have allowed themselves to become so enveloped in consumerism that buying things has, itself, started to feel like a job, and people don't love anything as much as they love bitching about their job all day long 000
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026One thing we could do to reduce violence in this country is send anyone who wears a baseball cap with a brim like this to an isolated island to kill and eat each other 010
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Corina Knoll at the NYT wants us to know that fascists are actually pretty nice people if you ignore the fascism, which is really just a passionate belief in free speech if you think about it share.google/6ayZslkSdJvi...share.googleThe Army Veteran Killed Outside His ‘Trump House’Kerry Sheron could often be found waving and nodding to those who passed his home, which stood out in Escondido, Calif. 000
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Annnd on the mound tonight for the Brew Crew is the right-handed rookie, Norbert Quesadilla 000
Reposted by Wizard MortyStan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 14/07/2026California is debating legislation right now that would ban all ICE employees from ever being hired by a public agency for life. This is good and next year's Democratic House needs to provide a full roster of ICE employees to help facilitate state efforts like this one. 343816874
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I will say again that any Dem running on a tax-the-rich platform with the slogan "Make them pay" will have stronger grassroots support than they could possibly imagine 040
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Flirting when you're married just means saying "hi" to each other over and over in various bashful ways 000
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I'm the direct descendant of a Danish immigrant, a first-wave feminist, a Korean aristocrat who married an Indiana farm boy after the war, and a bunch of religious fundamentalists and con-men. I'm as American as they come, I think that's cool, and I want to keep making this country better 🫡 000
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Not much in this world more satisfying than pulling your wife for a chat so you can see where her head is at and if she wants to be closed off 1220
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Sometimes when I hear Radiohead's Creep I imagine it's Judas right before deciding to betray Jesus 000
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Recently started watching Renegade and got a little disoriented hearing a narrative description of the show's premise over the theme song, then immediately seeing the same narrative fully play out in the pilot episode. 010
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Drinking beers with the boys when suddenly my night turns sour due to my insistence that anyone who thinks "pretzel shape" is the best shape for a pretzel is a useless shit-lib who will inevitably swing from the gallows 000
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Imo this horror is probably offset by the joy of watching someone walk face first into a single strand of silk you've left dangling from the ceiling 110
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The celebration when It Happens is going to rip open a wormhole straight into a heavenly spa where the angels bathe 011
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Enough about doomscrolling, if you're not having fun on your phone that's a skill issue. I'm amuse-pilled and laughmaxxing on here bro. Straight up smilescrolling. 011
Wizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 01/06/2026If you've ever talked with an AI bot and found it difficult to remember that it's just a computer, please just stay at home and watch your little shows or whatever. No one needs you trying to impact the world. You can just chill. 000
