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@cyberjauvie.me
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a digital representation of a (alleged) real person cyber/infosec enthusiast/target

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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 09/10/2026
this movie would hold the best and most confusing interrogation scene set to film
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 08/10/2026
iPad baby presidency
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 08/10/2026
I think about the “Surprise Carnival Day” episode of Hey Arnold! probably more than I should. truly a modern parable.
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‏Greg @mostech6502.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
another checkmark for the "this technology is fundamentally antisocial" column
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 06/10/2026
finally, I can be bare-assed on any chair
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 06/10/2026
singing a perfect rendition of Jingle Bells during my firing squad execution to ruin everyone’s christmas
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 06/10/2026
honored to work alongside you as a humble meme seer
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 06/10/2026
they did the meme
a large small-headed man saying’ “Where do you work out?” to a man with a freakishly large noggin replying, “At the library”
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 04/10/2026
when are they going to make the 40 oz for the discerning, gluten-free drinker?
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 02/10/2026
I’ll settle for an elixir but no tinctures
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 02/10/2026
got hiccups like a drank a brown jug of XXX
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 02/10/2026
can’t recommend it enough
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 01/10/2026
you’re welcome! someone on bluesky recommended it to me!
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 01/10/2026
watching movies with Kanopy and reading any technical manual I want from O’Reilly/Safari books rules
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 01/10/2026
I got my old 4th gen Kindle working with kindlemodding.org! mine was too old for apps that can connect to the library but you might have better luck!
kindlemodding.org
KindleModding - Home
The best resource for Kindle modding on the internet
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 29/09/2026
I intervened and a man got so angry he probably took a year off his own lifespan and almost got on the no-fly list trying to fight me in an airport.
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 29/09/2026
when we got off the plane I hung back and saw the guy standing in the middle of the airport walkway scanning the place, probably looking for me.
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 29/09/2026
his assigned seat was one over from me and he spent the entire flight staring straight ahead, red-faced mad.
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 29/09/2026
one time on a bus to an airplane I heard a guy hurling racist rants at a woman. I physically got between them and gave her room to exit the bus. the guy turned his anger at me.
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 16/05/2024
if you don’t know how to adjust the amount of dicks you see on bluesky you’re not going to make it here
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 28/09/2026
THANKS
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 26/09/2026
@kevinr.free-dissociation.com how can I acquire this great sticker?
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 26/09/2026
hell yeah I would
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 18/09/2026
even a Ronin’s blade can strike the heart of a chaste Samurai at the club meeting
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 13/09/2026
HELL YEAH
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 12/04/2024
hate that my book club only meets in a Fogo de Chão
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 24/10/2025
medicinally large shirt
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 25/09/2025
every text field is an invitation
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 25/10/2023
in a deep meditative state willing all the microplastics in my body to form a shape of my choosing (tamagotchi)
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 24/02/2025
three piles of food and one pile is rice? that’s the stuff
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 28/12/2024
not making it out of samsara this time around goofin’ off too much
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 14/02/2024
learned how to astral project but I keep getting stuck in Roku City
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 22/01/2024
would you let your washing machine do math without your permission? well folks I’m here to tell you that we live in a horrifying new world of cryptic computations
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 13/09/2026
they haven’t invented a pill organizer that can manage what I need or what I will need
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 13/09/2026
sounds like something @coyotemedia.org would write about
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 13/09/2026
food prices go up every few weeks, gas too, rent raised 6-7% a year, and now healthcare up 10%+ who are we working for because it’s not us getting the money
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 11/09/2026
it’s funnier because Hulk can canonically see ghosts and could do this
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 10/09/2026
everyone getting a psychosexual onslaught rooted in super racist language and keywords
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 09/09/2026
had to make this yes I am unemployed
Kurt Russel in John Carpenter’s The Thing saying “Hey, javi” through a slot in a door at BlairBlair as seen through the slot in the door with an old laptop with LinkedIn on the screen, a hanging noose, and a weed pen in his hand
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evil maid @lenazun.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
a related misdirected beef I've seen is that people say "tech bros want to build data centers in the moon" and my friend, most technologists would love nothing more than to optimize their models to run in a pringles can attached to a bycicle. it's the finance people you're thinking of.
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 07/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Antonio Banderas: Shock to Relief
Alt: Antonio Banderas reading a computer screen and leaning back in a piquant mixture of relief and ecstasy
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 06/09/2026
words to live by
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 03/09/2026
you inspired me
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 03/09/2026
adaptogen yogurt (portable)
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 03/09/2026
worked with a local place that only does used EVs, no negotiation and they were great. no pressure to finance, price listed is the price. big fan.
greenlightevs.com
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 31/08/2026
genuinely appreciate your reporting hate that the government is making it nearly impossible
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 24/08/2026
blind box cigarettes
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 23/08/2026
guys, I know where the new beef is coming from
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 22/08/2026
all those robots that freak out when they download karate simply do not have the mind body spirit connection to wield a martial art
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frightened javi @cyberjauvie.me · 22/08/2026
my wife is on at protocol you can’t see her
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