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@cyberjauvie.me
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a digital representation of a (alleged) real person cyber/infosec enthusiast/target

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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 29/09/2026
one time on a bus to an airplane I heard a guy hurling racist rants at a woman. I physically got between them and gave her room to exit the bus. the guy turned his anger at me.
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 16/05/2024
if you don’t know how to adjust the amount of dicks you see on bluesky you’re not going to make it here
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 26/09/2026
hell yeah I would
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 12/04/2024
hate that my book club only meets in a Fogo de Chão
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 24/10/2025
medicinally large shirt
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 25/09/2025
every text field is an invitation
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 25/10/2023
in a deep meditative state willing all the microplastics in my body to form a shape of my choosing (tamagotchi)
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 24/02/2025
three piles of food and one pile is rice? that’s the stuff
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 28/12/2024
not making it out of samsara this time around goofin’ off too much
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 14/02/2024
learned how to astral project but I keep getting stuck in Roku City
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 22/01/2024
would you let your washing machine do math without your permission? well folks I’m here to tell you that we live in a horrifying new world of cryptic computations
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 13/09/2026
food prices go up every few weeks, gas too, rent raised 6-7% a year, and now healthcare up 10%+ who are we working for because it’s not us getting the money
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 11/09/2026
it’s funnier because Hulk can canonically see ghosts and could do this
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 09/09/2026
had to make this yes I am unemployed
Kurt Russel in John Carpenter’s The Thing saying “Hey, javi” through a slot in a door at BlairBlair as seen through the slot in the door with an old laptop with LinkedIn on the screen, a hanging noose, and a weed pen in his hand
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evil maid @lenazun.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
a related misdirected beef I've seen is that people say "tech bros want to build data centers in the moon" and my friend, most technologists would love nothing more than to optimize their models to run in a pringles can attached to a bycicle. it's the finance people you're thinking of.
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 24/08/2026
blind box cigarettes
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 23/08/2026
guys, I know where the new beef is coming from
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 22/08/2026
all those robots that freak out when they download karate simply do not have the mind body spirit connection to wield a martial art
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 13/08/2026
how many MAUs are Instagram users who accidentally interact with Threads via Instagram? Gemini blew up in active users because they tacked it on to Google Workspace.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
In the oil shocks of the 1970's, people began trying like hell to build renewable energy systems. In *this* oil shock, those systems already exist, are cheaper than ever before, and the US has spent the past several generations slamming its dick in a car door.
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 08/04/2026
hickory smoked collagen powder
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 15/01/2024
my favorite app? websites
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 10/06/2024
“what if every time you used our app, something illegal happened?” -current business model of every tech company
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 28/01/2025
don’t worry world, the most divorced men in America are currently at the helm of our great national experiment
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 28/07/2026
Homer Simpson staring at a computer, squinting angrily
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 26/07/2026
yeah this always happens at work I dunno
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 20/07/2026
super good and clear example of @reckless.bsky.social’s “software brain” approach to what used to be Fitbit. if you just make every single medical file accessible to a Google AI, it can help you. If not, yeah, you’ll get an AI Coach on a bunch of cron jobs that pressures you to do things.
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 20/07/2026
haus of decline rules if you’re mad read this:
politico.com
Voters Were Right About the Economy. The Data Was Wrong.
Here’s why unemployment is higher, wages are lower and growth less robust than government statistics suggest.
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 08/06/2026
happy pride month
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 04/06/2026
gettin dewormed by a vet should be covered by medicare, hire me HHS
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 04/06/2026
this is how the AI craze is taking jobs right now. AI isn’t replacing jobs; it’s eliminating them to free up cash flow so companies can buy AI infrastructure.
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 25/05/2026
thermite bola
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 14/05/2026
watching porn at 1.5x speed but jacking off at 0.75x
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 11/05/2026
treating my slow-acting ADHD meds like the Limitless pill and becoming 💯x more productive
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 27/04/2026
this looks like something you’d find in MU/TH/UR and that rules
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 26/04/2026
no one is even asking if the President is still under the mentalist’s spell
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 23/04/2026
I wish
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 08/04/2026
because of this thread I have been offered a position as head chef of the UFC as well as multiple positions in RFK Junior’s Department of Health and Human Services
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 08/04/2026
hickory smoked collagen powder
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 08/04/2026
Rust Cohle with a six pack except they’re all Steel Reserve 211 High Gravity Lagers
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 03/12/2023
cube’s back in the shop
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 28/11/2023
the cube I rotate in my mind is down for resurfacing
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 01/04/2026
nice try but I’m tricked by forces beyond my control every day
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 22/11/2023
sorry can you excuse me? I just got so thirsty that I have to hold my glass with two hands thank you
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 23/10/2023
once again a group of robots is trying to befriend me without so much as a courtesy like or a kind re-skeet
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 26/03/2026
thank you @ryanpequin.bsky.social for a phrase I use all the time and always in the same context threewordphrase.com/zibzob2.htm
threewordphrase.com
Three Word Phrase, by Ryan Pequin
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 04/03/2026
ok but which LLM is the best for suicide attempts???
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 24/02/2026
I will volunteer 100 hours of my time to any member of Congress who calls Trump a pedophile during the State of the Union
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 10/02/2026
I take this back and go back to my original correct, position: emails are evil and I hate them
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javi @cyberjauvie.me · 20/10/2023
to all the people and robots phishing me: please stop including the exact date of my death , I’m getting really scared
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