javi @cyberjauvie.me · 29/09/2026one time on a bus to an airplane I heard a guy hurling racist rants at a woman. I physically got between them and gave her room to exit the bus. the guy turned his anger at me. 100
Reposted by javijavi @cyberjauvie.me · 16/05/2024if you don’t know how to adjust the amount of dicks you see on bluesky you’re not going to make it here 111
Reposted by javijavi @cyberjauvie.me · 12/04/2024hate that my book club only meets in a Fogo de Chão 191
Reposted by javijavi @cyberjauvie.me · 25/10/2023in a deep meditative state willing all the microplastics in my body to form a shape of my choosing (tamagotchi) 0175
Reposted by javijavi @cyberjauvie.me · 24/02/2025three piles of food and one pile is rice? that’s the stuff 001
Reposted by javijavi @cyberjauvie.me · 28/12/2024not making it out of samsara this time around goofin’ off too much 001
Reposted by javijavi @cyberjauvie.me · 14/02/2024learned how to astral project but I keep getting stuck in Roku City 012
Reposted by javijavi @cyberjauvie.me · 22/01/2024would you let your washing machine do math without your permission? well folks I’m here to tell you that we live in a horrifying new world of cryptic computations 001
javi @cyberjauvie.me · 13/09/2026food prices go up every few weeks, gas too, rent raised 6-7% a year, and now healthcare up 10%+ who are we working for because it’s not us getting the money 001
javi @cyberjauvie.me · 11/09/2026it’s funnier because Hulk can canonically see ghosts and could do this 000
Reposted by javievil maid @lenazun.bsky.social · 08/09/2026a related misdirected beef I've seen is that people say "tech bros want to build data centers in the moon" and my friend, most technologists would love nothing more than to optimize their models to run in a pringles can attached to a bycicle. it's the finance people you're thinking of. 4356
javi @cyberjauvie.me · 22/08/2026all those robots that freak out when they download karate simply do not have the mind body spirit connection to wield a martial art 010
javi @cyberjauvie.me · 13/08/2026how many MAUs are Instagram users who accidentally interact with Threads via Instagram? Gemini blew up in active users because they tacked it on to Google Workspace. 030
Reposted by javiPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/03/2026In the oil shocks of the 1970's, people began trying like hell to build renewable energy systems. In *this* oil shock, those systems already exist, are cheaper than ever before, and the US has spent the past several generations slamming its dick in a car door. 216137
Reposted by javijavi @cyberjauvie.me · 10/06/2024“what if every time you used our app, something illegal happened?” -current business model of every tech company 05415
Reposted by javijavi @cyberjauvie.me · 28/01/2025don’t worry world, the most divorced men in America are currently at the helm of our great national experiment 001
javi @cyberjauvie.me · 20/07/2026super good and clear example of @reckless.bsky.social’s “software brain” approach to what used to be Fitbit. if you just make every single medical file accessible to a Google AI, it can help you. If not, yeah, you’ll get an AI Coach on a bunch of cron jobs that pressures you to do things. 1413
javi @cyberjauvie.me · 20/07/2026haus of decline rules if you’re mad read this:politico.comVoters Were Right About the Economy. The Data Was Wrong.Here’s why unemployment is higher, wages are lower and growth less robust than government statistics suggest. 19517
javi @cyberjauvie.me · 04/06/2026gettin dewormed by a vet should be covered by medicare, hire me HHS 100
javi @cyberjauvie.me · 04/06/2026this is how the AI craze is taking jobs right now. AI isn’t replacing jobs; it’s eliminating them to free up cash flow so companies can buy AI infrastructure. 010
javi @cyberjauvie.me · 11/05/2026treating my slow-acting ADHD meds like the Limitless pill and becoming 💯x more productive 100
javi @cyberjauvie.me · 26/04/2026no one is even asking if the President is still under the mentalist’s spell 052
javi @cyberjauvie.me · 08/04/2026because of this thread I have been offered a position as head chef of the UFC as well as multiple positions in RFK Junior’s Department of Health and Human Services 120
Reposted by javijavi @cyberjauvie.me · 28/11/2023the cube I rotate in my mind is down for resurfacing 021
Reposted by javijavi @cyberjauvie.me · 22/11/2023sorry can you excuse me? I just got so thirsty that I have to hold my glass with two hands thank you 002
Reposted by javijavi @cyberjauvie.me · 23/10/2023once again a group of robots is trying to befriend me without so much as a courtesy like or a kind re-skeet 011
javi @cyberjauvie.me · 26/03/2026thank you @ryanpequin.bsky.social for a phrase I use all the time and always in the same context threewordphrase.com/zibzob2.htmthreewordphrase.comThree Word Phrase, by Ryan Pequin 000
javi @cyberjauvie.me · 24/02/2026I will volunteer 100 hours of my time to any member of Congress who calls Trump a pedophile during the State of the Union 1266
javi @cyberjauvie.me · 10/02/2026I take this back and go back to my original correct, position: emails are evil and I hate them 000
Reposted by javijavi @cyberjauvie.me · 20/10/2023to all the people and robots phishing me: please stop including the exact date of my death , I’m getting really scared 151