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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged

@cyberdack.bsky.social
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The official account for Shelf Stable's other-host: Tom Bowers!@shelfstablecast.bsky.social

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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 3h
I'm very excited that my oldest kid will soon learn why Kurapika drowns in an indescribable emptiness
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 8h
So should I just be putting everything inside of fetch? Also: do not tell me to install Elysia, I do not want to obfuscate my own routing by adopting someone else's paradigm. I won't learn anything that way.
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 8h
I've been banging my head for the last 24 hours trying to figure out how to manage standard HTTP requests and websockets with one server; but splitting functionality between "routes" and "fetch" seems like more trouble than it's worth. But routes can't upgrade requests to the ws protocol? wat?
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 9h
Can someone with more experience in Bun.js explain to me why routes can use BunRequest, which makes cookie handling easy, but for some reason fetch has no implementation to make the cookies easier? Am I supposed to build two servers: one for HTTP and the other for Websockets? What am I missing?
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wouldn't meld be the more appropriate mechanic?
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have to say I'm very intrigued so far
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay wait Fullmetal Alchemist universes beyond would go so hard tho
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Board game publishers: Stop printing beautiful player character options on double sided boards; I can't look at all of them at the same time!
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damnit I got the title wrong #fail
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm Done Talking (to White People) About Kevin
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shredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Even bad pizza is still pretty good" No. You just haven't had bad enough pizza yet. There's pizza out there being served so vile it will make you question life. What I'm saying is respect Little Caesars
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy fuck tho. Gave Bun a try after chatting with folks in Discord... I'm pretty impressed so far. RIP Node
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reason being is managing package dependencies and automating the build script is already enough of a PITA that throwing an entire second pile of packages on top of it just to have all the types for things just seems ridiculous.
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm starting to think Typescript is a pile of bullshit specifically if you're building in Node. Anyone wanna change my mind? Probably should be building the server in anything other than Node to begin with, tbf
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My secret tech was having a Hilton Honors credit card, but they are for sure out of control 😅
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seeing this the day after I crashed out over SaltCon doing the exact opposite is a refreshing feeling 😌 I will be there this year!
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's reassuring, at least!
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know I'll be there!
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was very impressed with how generous Cloudflare's free tier is for hosting static sites and workflows. Although the reality is I should probably be suspicious about how long they intend to keep it this way Ridesharing was pretty sweet in the beginning, but look at it now...
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The silver lining, I suppose, to all this AI stuff is that it has created a simple and easy to understand definition for what Art is: anything made through the painful toil of being a goddamn human being!
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know it's like a frozen cold take to be making here on bluesky, but it is just wild to me to see Facebook users asking whataboutism type questions such as "how do you even know it's AI?" bro it is fucking painful how obviously it was generated are you daft?
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a shame I won't be attending SaltCon next year unless they have a sudden (and unlikely) reversal on their us of AI in their promo material and - ideally - outright banning it from vendor halls as well. Cons, schools, and other community builders need to adopt a strict policy on this stuff soon
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Rich 🦌🎵🎲✂️🦌 @archimicarus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Link in bio? Okay um he was born in a log cabin, in Illinois I think? 1820something? Uh and then he was President and gave the emancipation proclamation I know that much
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You used to call me on my smell phone
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great read, this game sounds smelly!
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dude perfect makes children's books?
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean, maybe Garfield was just depressed?
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There goes my gyro Watch it as it goes... - the food fighters
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I understand everything, now
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I did find this out while playing the game against myself
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'll have you know that my used copy of Watch was missing a little blue disc, and I printed a substitute. So bam
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wtf is touhou even about
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My hobby: coming up with legendary MtG-sounding subtitles for people and pets Like my dog, who is hovering in the kitchen right now. "Pepper, expectant hound"
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
omw #notlying #showingupatyourhouseat2am
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Rally Car Jumps on Dirt Road
ALT: Rally Car Jumps on Dirt Road
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Helllllll yeah
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Evil Beck be like "soy un ganadora"
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Evil Beck be like "hell no"
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The world isn't ready
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Dr. Phil Shocked Reaction
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My daughter, who has never seen a Neil Breen movie: "I don't think *anything* is less grounded in reality than Star Wars"
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who's the lady with the log? We call her the log lady #iykyk
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frankenstein fucks car @hulkfuckscar.top · 15/09/2026
“dont yuck someone’s yum” well maybe they shouldnt have such yucky yums
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Y'all should be reading Daemons of the Shadow Realm
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thinking about hardcore fasting from YouTube and other distractions for ~30 days. Should I do it?
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 15/09/2026
“Oh, I get it now. The first base player is actually named ‘Who.’” “Right.” “I’m-I'm sorry I lost my temper and started yelling.” “No...I’m the one who should apologize. If I’d done a better job of communicating you wouldn’t have gotten so frustrated.” Abbott & Costello Meet The Couples Counselor
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: "what if I only had minion and spongebob t shirts to choose from, that was my entire wardrobe?" my 12 yo: "I feel like that wouldn't be massive step down from where it is now"
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My beautiful, flawless pipes Many people are saying they've never leaked and never will
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I back this take, I think
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Tom Bowers ➡️ PAX Unplugged @cyberdack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just picked up Cozy Stickerville, and the hype is warranted. My kids have demanded incessant repeat sessions so far
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