Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 10hMike Rodgers with panicky flop sweats. He knows he's fucking done. 030
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 11h"I have what's called good genes and space lungs. SPACE LUNGS, tremendous ability to breathe in space. Just watch losers!" *Takes helmet off* 💀 010
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 11h"You know, Mr Trump, of all the things Obama accomplished. He was never Emperor of the Moon...." Trump: "Get me on that fucking rocket!" 110
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 11hIf everyone agrees to call Trump Emperor of the Moon, do you think we can convince him to go there? 120
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 12hKakistocracy: a system of government run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens. 0294
Reposted by Chris WashingtonNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 12hThe only good reason to livestream an execution is to jot down the IP address of everybody watching and put their names down on a list of absolute fucking dangers. 2349
Reposted by Chris WashingtonAFP News Agency @en.afp.com · 12hBREAKING US execution by firing squad of Fort Hood shooter to be livestreamed: Pentagon official 1138450
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 13hSame thing happened to me in Japan last year. Decided to try out a different sort of film I found in a shop over there. 010
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 14hAll the turnover of staff in Trump's first term, he served the full four years. Mostly because he didn't do anything and everyone forgot he existed. 110
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 14hBen Carson?? That's a blast from the past. Where has he been hiding? 5140
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 14hElon looking back and forth multiple times has to be turned into a gif. 030
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 15hDesperate attempts to get us to use it. Like Dots. 020
Reposted by Chris WashingtonAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 16hWe don’t point and laugh at people’s names, but Lucifer Morningstar. He’s called Lucifer Morningstar.newsandstar.co.ukDriver blamed his speeding through M6 roadworks on 'screaming kids' in back of carM6 driver Lucifer Morningstar blamed screaming children and a medical emergency for doing 59mph in 40mph roadworks near Penrith. He was fined £368. 1518038
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 17hWell, he got out of his basement for an afternoon. I guess that's something. 011
Reposted by Chris WashingtonDavid Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 18hAs a political science professor, I can confidently say: If I asked a student to define "socialism" on an exam and they wrote that, they would get an F 1312437415
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 20h"Just make the service work better please." Every company: "We hear you and have added an AI chat bot." 010
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That laugh at the start. He's furious, and knows Texas is done. 01131
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And he isn't even a vegan, so all this embarrassing nonsense was for nothing. 010
Reposted by Chris WashingtonAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026Trump's speech is interrupted for a fifth time 48894122
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Is there anything like a Trump rally?" Yes, Nuremberg. 041
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Who can forget the release of Nickelback's album, Silver Side Up? A day that will live in infamy. 050
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Can we Morb this? Everyone pretend to love Digger and get them to release it in theaters again at great expense. 1240
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A customer choked me once. Had a knife pulled on me once, but was like. "Fuck it, take what you want and get out." 2110
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I worked in customer service for years. I've never gone out of my way to solve a problem after being yelled at. 33736
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 07/10/2026@brainmage.bsky.social Have you been shrexting again? 030
Reposted by Chris WashingtonOn This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 07/10/202633 years ago today, Sideshow Bob first met his old archenemy: Rakes. #TheSimpsons episode “Cape Feare” first aired October 7, 1993. 12775235
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Weird that the director went on to make the Paddington movies. 160
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Andrew Tate choosing entertainment for the evening. 0290
Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you're unaware of the Mighty Boosh eels song. 1252
