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@cvnicks.bsky.social
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Self-proclaimed silly sausage. Rotorua, Aotearoa. Attempts to make political parody images/videos/memes. "Wow you don't know how to meme" - Twitter user

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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
National: No Scruples. Fixed it for you, Simeon Brown.
Altered image that Simeon Brown posted of National's new billboard. The "no new taxes", alongside their lie about "9 new taxes" under a labour led government, has been changed to "no scruples".
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Michael Plank @michaelplanknz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Chris sacked Chris for plotting to replace Chris with Chris to stand against Chris #nzpol
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Chris Luxon: “I have the full support of our caucus”… starting now… starting now… now…
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My main problem was that I want most of the information within my browser window without scrolling. Also don't really care much for the images (though kept them here for the top 6 articles, and then listed the other articles as text at the edge).
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
National: Fumbling the Basics / Bungling the Future
Altered image of Chris Luxon standing in front of National party branding/slogans. The slogans have been altered to read "Fumbling the Basics" and "Bungling the Future".
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Homer Simpson Drooling
ALT: Homer Simpson Drooling
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Obviously photoshopped, I hope. Ridiculing Paul Goldsmith standing beside a whiteboard where he listed his "Restoring Law & Order" points. The points have been changed to reflect what his government are actually doing.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🚕 www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a ⁠global conference www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a ⁠global conference
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Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘 @testtubeone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Chris Bishop pretending to give a shit about the increased homelessness he is directly responsible for fills me with rage.🤬 #OneTermGovernment #nzpol
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wow - looks great!
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
To be fair to myself, I did have trouble finding (locally) lentils that hadn't been processed in a plant that also processes gluten containing grains, but I still should've used it for something else.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I bought a slow cooker somewhere between 2019-2021 after seeing some amazing dhal recipes online. My partner is using it for the first time today, 5 to 7 years later. 😂
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Dr Lucy Stewart @lcsnz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is a man who fundamentally sees not a single solitary valuable thing about research except any monetary return it can provide, and what his government is doing to our research system illustrates this perfectly
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I hated the RNZ redesign so much that I vibe-coded my own Firefox plugin, lol. It doesn't look the greatest, but at least I can see 14 articles on the homepage without scrolling. 😂
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Also, why waste soooo much space at the top just to display the current date/time? Never have I once wanted to know that information from their website. 😂
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Eww. The item title font on the RNZ website is more difficult to read and they've also put fewer news items on the front page. Looks like a cheaper copy of the BBC World site. :(
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Didn't get Connections today. Topped out my streak at 78.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Thanks for giving me spoilers once again, Google AI Overview. 🤬 #enshittification
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
60 day streak! :) #connections
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Must be an election year.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Live, laugh, levies (definitely not a tax).
An image taken from before the 2023 election of Chris Luxon holding up a sticker that had the text "LIVE, LAUGH, LUXON". The image has been modified, changing the text on the sticker to "LIVE, LAUGH, LEVIES".
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
30 day streak on Connections! I feel as though it has been an easier run, lately, with fewer groups that have required U.S.-specific knowledge.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It has taken me a while, but I've beaten my 113 streak on Wordle, today. 🎉
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Brett @brettcd.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Luxon on breakfast just now standing outside the cordon at Mt Maunganui finishing his facile interview with the inane electioneering slogan "Fixing the basics..." - the man is completely devoid of empathy or tact. #NZPol
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It finally happened: Wordle 1,682 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Reminds me of Judith Collins posting old holiday snaps during cylone Gabrielle. 😡
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Katya @nzkatya.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Is this what we can expect this election year? Tax payer funded advertorials in support of the current government swamping the media? #nzpol
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David Clegg @delphijunkie.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I trust all newspapers will be running with the headline “FIFA Peace Prize recipient invades Venezuela to steal oil”
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I finally beat my 13 day streak on Connections! 🎉
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D Jukic She/her @dejanajuk.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Just house them you heartless callous bastards. Shipping them to poorer suburbs - because thats what will happen - so entitled folks can shop and eat without the reminder that political choices have consequences is reprehensible #nzpol
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PM confirms action plan on Auckland CBD homeless 'move on orders' after mayor, minister meet
The PM said he expected an announcement to be made by Christmas.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
During lockdown we had a "Family Taskmaster" every week. One person would set the task/judge and we would have some time (usually an hour or 2) to complete it before we would all join a video chat to reveal what we had done. My profile pic is from one where we had to reproduce a famous work of art.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Yeah, it’s crazy how many products have milk in them that probably don’t need it.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Me too (well, almost every label). I honestly can’t imagine having to get my phone out to load some website for every imported product that isn’t labelled to our standards.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
And, it seems that QR code wouldn't actually be on the packaging, but likely on the shelf that it's sold on, so you can't check anything that others have purchased easily, or easily re-check it once you've taken it home from the store. 🤬
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
These guys are dangerous idiots. It's tiresome enough already having to read, and re-check, the labels on everything that I eat, and now they want to have me scan a QR code to get to that information.
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Assiduously Julie @awaterevalley.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Denying redress to abuse in care survivors who've committed crimes is unconscionable. Essentially they're saying the Crown will only show remorse for their failings to people who don't show their damage on the outside.
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Assiduously Julie @awaterevalley.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
This is arguing about what equipment to kit the ambulance with at the bottom of the cliff. Stop unnecessary urgency, stop accepting rubbish bills that don't clear the quality bar, and you won't end up with a firehose of outrage from a disrespected public. 🤷‍♀️ newsroom.co.nz/2025/10/23/t...
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Tighter rules may be needed to stem flow of public submissions, says MP
'Coordinated, largely online campaigns' make it harder for politicians to consider good-faith submissions on laws
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Dr Tara McAllister @taramcallister.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Fuck all the people who voted no to Māori wards
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
My first confused thought while reading that second paragraph: "why do we need Trump on TV?" 😂
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Craig Renney @clrenney.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
#nzpol Sometimes a policy is so stupid it makes you question the very fabric of reality. Decisions so fabulously, almost wantonly dumb, you wonder if we actually live in a simulation. Welcome to the world of removing Jobseeker Support for 18 & 19-year-olds. craigrenney.substack.com/p/a-small-wr...
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A small wrinkle in the Jobseeker policy
The government’s recent changes to benefits feel like this: the house is on fire, and this policy is them turning off the smoke alarm and saying it’s fixed
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Foxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
"The world doesn't owe you a knighthood" - Foxy Lusty-Grover #NZPol
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Assiduously Julie @awaterevalley.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The coalition is out of step with the people of Aotearoa New Zealand and out of step with the world. Shame on all of them. NZ not yet recognising Palestinian state, Foreign Minister Winston Peters announces www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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NZ not yet recognising Palestinian state, Foreign Minister Winston Peters announces
The government has decided against recognising Palestinian statehood, retaining its "when, not if" position.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Luxon on Willis:
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Mine is House LANnister.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Don’t worry guys he is treating us as a bottomfull ATM it’s all good you see
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Slightly diminish a book Cretaceous Park
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Squadronwood Mac
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Sounds more like a description of Luxon's ability to dodge actually answering a question.
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