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@cvnicks.bsky.social
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Self-proclaimed silly sausage. Rotorua, Aotearoa. Attempts to make political parody images/videos/memes. "Wow you don't know how to meme" - Twitter user

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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
National: No Scruples. Fixed it for you, Simeon Brown.
Altered image that Simeon Brown posted of National's new billboard. The "no new taxes", alongside their lie about "9 new taxes" under a labour led government, has been changed to "no scruples".
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Michael Plank @michaelplanknz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Chris sacked Chris for plotting to replace Chris with Chris to stand against Chris #nzpol
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Chris Luxon: “I have the full support of our caucus”… starting now… starting now… now…
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
National: Fumbling the Basics / Bungling the Future
Altered image of Chris Luxon standing in front of National party branding/slogans. The slogans have been altered to read "Fumbling the Basics" and "Bungling the Future".
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Obviously photoshopped, I hope. Ridiculing Paul Goldsmith standing beside a whiteboard where he listed his "Restoring Law & Order" points. The points have been changed to reflect what his government are actually doing.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🚕 www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a ⁠global conference www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a ⁠global conference
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Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘 @testtubeone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Chris Bishop pretending to give a shit about the increased homelessness he is directly responsible for fills me with rage.🤬 #OneTermGovernment #nzpol
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I bought a slow cooker somewhere between 2019-2021 after seeing some amazing dhal recipes online. My partner is using it for the first time today, 5 to 7 years later. 😂
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Dr Lucy Stewart @lcsnz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is a man who fundamentally sees not a single solitary valuable thing about research except any monetary return it can provide, and what his government is doing to our research system illustrates this perfectly
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I hated the RNZ redesign so much that I vibe-coded my own Firefox plugin, lol. It doesn't look the greatest, but at least I can see 14 articles on the homepage without scrolling. 😂
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Eww. The item title font on the RNZ website is more difficult to read and they've also put fewer news items on the front page. Looks like a cheaper copy of the BBC World site. :(
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Didn't get Connections today. Topped out my streak at 78.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Thanks for giving me spoilers once again, Google AI Overview. 🤬 #enshittification
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
60 day streak! :) #connections
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Must be an election year.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Live, laugh, levies (definitely not a tax).
An image taken from before the 2023 election of Chris Luxon holding up a sticker that had the text "LIVE, LAUGH, LUXON". The image has been modified, changing the text on the sticker to "LIVE, LAUGH, LEVIES".
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
30 day streak on Connections! I feel as though it has been an easier run, lately, with fewer groups that have required U.S.-specific knowledge.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It has taken me a while, but I've beaten my 113 streak on Wordle, today. 🎉
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Brett @brettcd.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Luxon on breakfast just now standing outside the cordon at Mt Maunganui finishing his facile interview with the inane electioneering slogan "Fixing the basics..." - the man is completely devoid of empathy or tact. #NZPol
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It finally happened: Wordle 1,682 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Katya @nzkatya.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Is this what we can expect this election year? Tax payer funded advertorials in support of the current government swamping the media? #nzpol
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David Clegg @delphijunkie.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I trust all newspapers will be running with the headline “FIFA Peace Prize recipient invades Venezuela to steal oil”
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I finally beat my 13 day streak on Connections! 🎉
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D Jukic She/her @dejanajuk.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Just house them you heartless callous bastards. Shipping them to poorer suburbs - because thats what will happen - so entitled folks can shop and eat without the reminder that political choices have consequences is reprehensible #nzpol
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PM confirms action plan on Auckland CBD homeless 'move on orders' after mayor, minister meet
The PM said he expected an announcement to be made by Christmas.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
During lockdown we had a "Family Taskmaster" every week. One person would set the task/judge and we would have some time (usually an hour or 2) to complete it before we would all join a video chat to reveal what we had done. My profile pic is from one where we had to reproduce a famous work of art.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
These guys are dangerous idiots. It's tiresome enough already having to read, and re-check, the labels on everything that I eat, and now they want to have me scan a QR code to get to that information.
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Assiduously Julie @awaterevalley.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Denying redress to abuse in care survivors who've committed crimes is unconscionable. Essentially they're saying the Crown will only show remorse for their failings to people who don't show their damage on the outside.
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Assiduously Julie @awaterevalley.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
This is arguing about what equipment to kit the ambulance with at the bottom of the cliff. Stop unnecessary urgency, stop accepting rubbish bills that don't clear the quality bar, and you won't end up with a firehose of outrage from a disrespected public. 🤷‍♀️ newsroom.co.nz/2025/10/23/t...
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Tighter rules may be needed to stem flow of public submissions, says MP
'Coordinated, largely online campaigns' make it harder for politicians to consider good-faith submissions on laws
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Dr Tara McAllister @taramcallister.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Fuck all the people who voted no to Māori wards
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Craig Renney @clrenney.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
#nzpol Sometimes a policy is so stupid it makes you question the very fabric of reality. Decisions so fabulously, almost wantonly dumb, you wonder if we actually live in a simulation. Welcome to the world of removing Jobseeker Support for 18 & 19-year-olds. craigrenney.substack.com/p/a-small-wr...
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A small wrinkle in the Jobseeker policy
The government’s recent changes to benefits feel like this: the house is on fire, and this policy is them turning off the smoke alarm and saying it’s fixed
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Foxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
"The world doesn't owe you a knighthood" - Foxy Lusty-Grover #NZPol
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Assiduously Julie @awaterevalley.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The coalition is out of step with the people of Aotearoa New Zealand and out of step with the world. Shame on all of them. NZ not yet recognising Palestinian state, Foreign Minister Winston Peters announces www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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NZ not yet recognising Palestinian state, Foreign Minister Winston Peters announces
The government has decided against recognising Palestinian statehood, retaining its "when, not if" position.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Luxon on Willis:
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Don’t worry guys he is treating us as a bottomfull ATM it’s all good you see
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Slightly diminish a book Cretaceous Park
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Squadronwood Mac
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Russel Norman @russelnorman.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
After introducing dozens of policies to increase greenhouse emissions, undermining global efforts to cut the climate pollution which drives more extreme flooding events, Luxon says his Govt wants to take LESS responsibility for the damage caused by ITS OWN policies. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Long-term changes needed to bailouts, natural disaster responses - Christopher Luxon
The government is looking at what the Tasman district needs, but in the long-term it can't keep bailing people out after disasters, the PM says.
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Assiduously Julie @awaterevalley.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Jordan Williams (Taxpayers Union) pronounces hyperbole "hyper bowl". 🫢
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Andrew Frame @napierinframe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
No more of this "One rule for me, but not for thee" hypocrisy! our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/lu...
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Luxon: Uphold Codes of Conduct - Hold your Government to Account
 Responsible leaders welcome advice from experts and when they are creating laws and policies. They know good decision making means planning for the long term, considering diverse points of view ...
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Dr Sarah Hendrica Bickerton 🏳️‍🌈 @sarahhbickerton.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
For crying out loud Stuff, this is NOT "tit for tat" ... this is one person (the deputy PM no less) using his platform & power to target academics & others who speak up from evidence against his proposals, and another speaking up to defend folks & ask him to stop. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
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The tit for tat row between the deputy PM and an academic
It’s a standoff with no signs of retreat - one championing academic freedom, the other pressing for what he views as long-overdue regulatory reform.
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Assiduously Julie @awaterevalley.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
"At a time like this, it is extraordinary that a Deputy Prime Minister here should initiate an online campaign of intimidation against university scholars, using Trumpian rhetoric and tactics to harass them for exercising their academic freedom." newsroom.co.nz/2025/06/23/a...
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Anne Salmond: Victim of the Day
Dame Anne Salmond on a lame but personally intimidating campaign launched by Deputy Prime Minister David Seymour against academic critics of his Regulatory Standards Bill
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Assiduously Julie @awaterevalley.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
"Now is the time for peace!" shouts wannabe authoritarian dictator who just blew up parts of someone else's country to help out his genocidal ethno-nationalist extremist buddy.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Just lost my 5 year no-covid streak. 🤒
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Coley @coleytangerina.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Suppose it were a woman MP who was caught on camera, maggoted and ranting at an event. She'd be gearing up for a fortnight-long news cycle in which she'd be forced to admit having an unhealthy relationship with alcohol, encouraged to divulge personal information, and made to apologise repeatedly.
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CV Nicks @cvnicks.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I’m sure that everything feels like a “political smear job” when you’re an actual dickhead. #ChrisBishop
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Assiduously Julie @awaterevalley.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
He's sorry he didn't keep his racist thoughts to himself. Notably, not at all sorry for having racist thoughts in the first place. Chris Bishop apologises for ‘crap’ comment at music awards www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/chris-bis...
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'Load of crap': Chris Bishop's rant during Stan Walker performance
The cabinet minister was seen with a bottle and was soon confronted by Don McGlashan.
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Assiduously Julie @awaterevalley.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
"White women’s performance of fragility ... shifts the focus from structural critique to individual emotional comfort. It recentres their hurt feelings as the most important factor, and casts those who are resisting material oppression as the aggressors." e-tangata.co.nz/comment-and-...
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When women in power get hurt feelings | E-Tangata
“They attempt to cast themselves as victims. Yet in reality, their legislative efforts are causing harm to working-class women, including a large cohort of Māori and Pasifika women.” — Rebekah Graham.
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Foxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
So here we have it, the Sherriff of Nottingham Budget, literally robbing Paula to pay Paul They've used the Pay Equity Fund to balance this budget and no one should accept that, no one should forget that! The extra funding that is happening is at the expense of women #NZPol
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Pay equity change savings to be revealed today

Finance Minister Nicola Willis says the “very first press release” out of the Budget today will reveal how much the Government has saved from changing pay equity law.

“You’ll see how much savings we have delivered from pay equity and how much we’ve allocated that to our operating and capital allowances, and what we’re investing in,” Willis said on Tuesday, as she watched the so-called Growth Budget roll off the presses.

“And I can give you a preview. Those savings are being invested in education services and better health services, more funding for our police, rebuilding New Zealand’s Defence capability. New Zealand has pressing priorities right now, but we also have books that were left in a heavy overdraft.”

The full story from Kelly Dennett is in The Post
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