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CVII

@cviibyz.bsky.social
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Long-suffering #Canucks fan. Also in grad school. Will post about both things, but not in equal measure.

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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 2h
Why do I even make things with chicken in them when I inevitably just end up picking out the chicken??
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 3h
He also calls his sisters his "bitch sisters" and if I caught my brother calling me that on live television, I'd finally have a reason to 3D print a copy of the cult of Cybele castration clamps.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 4h
I realize it often feels like nothing matters anymore, but a comedian going on SNL and calling women whores— calling the ordinary women he sees at the gym *whores* — because of their clothes matters to me. It’s really gross, and I’m glad Levy said something.
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 5h
Happy "why in the world is my hockey team playing in the afternoon?" for Americans and Americans only.
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 5h
And pirates 😁
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 14h
No such thing
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 16h
MeGill sounds like President's Choice McGill
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 17h
Didn't realize how much PTSD I have from the Blue Jays last season until I turned on this Brewers/Dodgers game.
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 18h
It will also piss off a certain kind of male sports fan which is always a bonus
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 18h
I think the PWHL Detroit team should be the Bears so that the city has the Lions, Tigers, and Bears... oh my
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 18h
We can't even do that right. Remember I am trying to negotiate a Canucks/Sens alliance
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 18h
Unfortunately we need to let in one more.... for the Chabotaincy
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 18h
Don't worry Shorty, we will ALWAYS remember Mike Sullivan
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 18h
I'm juuuuuuust not old enough to have that hate instilled in me 😂
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 18h
While I despise Miller for being a human who literally made an unsafe work environment for the team staff.... I'm always fine with us losing this year
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 19h
JT Miller treated Lankinen like he was a video coach.... ... too soon?
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 19h
He was very scared. It was a very strange sound outside 😂😂😂
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 19h
He is ADORABLE and I am less allergic to him than other cats I've watched in the past so I may just scoop him up at the end of my stay.......
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 19h
Cat was very concerned about a new sound
Cat with hockey in background
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 19h
I also was not expecting that at all and gasped like a Victorian lady
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 19h
SHORTHANDED D-PETEY
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 19h
If it did, Henrik would have figured out a way to do it with Daniel at some point in their career
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 19h
YES
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 19h
If I EVER meet him, IRL, that will be the thing I will say.
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 19h
He's not interested in hockey, however, so I won't be stealing him
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 19h
The cat I'm taking care of has intense dog traits. He keeps carrying things around in his mouth across the apartment. It is very very cute
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 19h
I very much appreciate the Canucks' philosophy of "we're going to suck but at least games are gonna be done in 2h flat"
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 20h
Teddy Blueger went undercover because he knew Teodors Bļugers was too obvious
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 20h
Rebound with zero defensive coverage. We can blame him but like not 100% his fault
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 20h
"Wonder how Latvian Alberts Šmits is" ((Googles)) Very Latvian
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 20h
We suck soooooo bad
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 23h
a series of texts that read: "i know king george was worried about a revolution in his own country if took the romanovs in but like damn my guy. should've sent them to canada i think nicholas would've been very happy as an albertan farmer. maybe today we'd be seeing his great-grandchildren playing in the whl with names like brayden and jayden."
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
...... the North Remembers.....
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There are many Justin McElroy traditions™️but I think this one is my favourite.
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's that time of year already?! YAY!!! Have fun!!
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh don't worry, they share this opinion. This state has 4 holidays a year
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am irrationally angry about the lack of Thanksgiving this weekend. Respect my culture, stupid country
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 11/10/2026
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm generally not pro-violence.... but I hope he butt bumps the man into tomorrow
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Canucks 🤝 Sens Clears house of annoying Americans; vibes immediately improve
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Honestly, I feel way less guilty being a pseudo-Sens fan without the former guy on the team. Was watching old highlights and man that guy was insufferable
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Panthers making a stupid hype video with shitty AI useage (trust me you'll know it when you see it) was the least surprising thing imaginable: youtu.be/_1zO-zcMFqY?...
youtu.be
⚠️ A PANTHER WARNING IS IN EFFECT ⚠️ | 2026-27 Florida Panthers Intro Video
YouTube video by Florida Panthers
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They often play Zelda music in Calgary too. I do appreciate that given how often Canucks are there!
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🤯
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oooooooooooh did you do the crazy suspended walkway to the media suite?
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phil @evansmade.co · 11/10/2026
tkachuk era sens: euro hockey is gay (derogatory) chabot era sens: euro hockey is gay (aspirational)
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lol that's fair
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"But CVII, the goalie literally has a glove to catch pucks in" I don't think you understand the true role of the catcher
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The catcher is definitely the goalie of baseball but the goalie is not the catcher of hockey.
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