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hannah

@hockeywthhannah.bsky.social
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hockey prospect writer/player evaluator at bleacher report. social media. tries hard to love the game. she/her.

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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 21h
just got my order taken by AI at a bojangles butlerian jihad now
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
love being told to kill myself for commenting on a tiktok as a brand account, that person being called out by someone else for it, and then that person doubling down
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
remember that time i read a romanov novel where one of the girls missed the execution because she was washing her hair
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
getting a yarn holder has improved my life so much
the edge of a crocheted multicolor blanket it and a yarn winder hanging on a stand
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oilers fans avert your eyes
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Lucky Ngamwajasat @delucks23.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How does your #nhl team's prospects pool compare to the rest of the league? Here's @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social report-card grades. bleacherreport.com/articles/255...
bleacherreport.com
Report Grades for Every NHL Team's Prospect Pool for the 2026-27 Season
It's the most stressful time of the semester for students—midterms. To celebrate, we're sending out report cards for your favorite (and least favorite) NHL team's prospect pool. Why should you be the ...
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
a series of texts that read: "i know king george was worried about a revolution in his own country if took the romanovs in but like damn my guy. should've sent them to canada i think nicholas would've been very happy as an albertan farmer. maybe today we'd be seeing his great-grandchildren playing in the whl with names like brayden and jayden."
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
do we think i can convince my brother to come help me paint my kitchen and bedroom before my excision surgery so i have all rooms painted and all christmas decorations up for while i'm recovering
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i love writing about prospects because i love knowing how things work and thinking through process. i'm doing grades for prospect pools right now (look for that tomorrow) and it's like — so many of these teams' grades and places in the rankings we published in august hinge on one or two prospects
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i did not actually go to the grocery store pre-whatever we get of the hurricane because i should be alright but i did go to the craft store for more ribbon to make more paper chain (but with ribbon) garlands
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
outside of the horrific doctor who tried to force me onto induced menopause meds, i have actually been extremely lucky with providers—first my CNM i saw as my primary and now my endo excision surgeon—in terms of never making me justify or overexplain what i deal with in terms of endo
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
excision surgery scheduled god bless good surgeons
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gonna try to make one of those paper chain garlands out of ribbon for this year’s Christmas decorations, so obviously I’m starting now so that it actually gets finished, but uh. we’ll see how this goes.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love being horizontal
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
made it through mountain day now I get to crash
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we love college hockey around here
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
boot jail
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve been thinking about this a lot since I posted it earlier today, and how much I’ve put up with from this particular person in the workplace for years, and it’s genuinely baffling what some men get away with just because they’re men.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sports present the unusual situation of having to make a challenging decision in real time at your job while Tootsee Roll by 69 Boyz blares
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 01/10/2026
Once again talking history and heritage in the Clarion! This time trying to summarise 30 some nominees in a single line each
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I cannot work with someone who triples down on informing me that someone I’ve enjoyed working closely with thinks I’m an idiot
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the georgia voting sticker is no longer the peach we HAVE TO VOTE THESE MENACES OUT
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in addition to having to figure out a rain plan tiktok has suspended our account until we get it business verified but is not accepting the documents i send them to verify it
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i love that the forecast keeps getting worse as we approach our biggest event of the year
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me and my grunge friends would’ve killed A.I. with hammers I can tell you that much
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026
I’m actually gonna pop this one out of the thread and tag her because @nigella.bsky.social this was really a beautiful moment! Thank you for saying it!
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
guess what the chances have increased for saturday
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so saturday is our biggest event of the year aside from commencement. guess what it is supposed to do saturday.
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why did tiktok switch our account back to personal from business. what if i scream.
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good morning my favorite project to participate in each year is out!!! everyone go tell Micah how great it is because he’s been busting his tail on this
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
successfully talked my 84 year old Memaw through tech support on her phone over the phone pls clap
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANY POINT IN HISTORY WHERE IT HAS BEEN IN THE BEST INTEREST OF WOMEN TO DEPEND UPON THE BENEVOLENCE OF MEN
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Lucky Ngamwajasat @delucks23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Time to get hyped, #NHL fans, especially for young players looking to breakthrough. Here's @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social with one prospect you should be excited about for the 2026-27 season. bleacherreport.com/articles/255...
bleacherreport.com
1 Prospect on Every NHL Team to Get Hyped About Ahead of the 2026-27 Season
At some point in every NHL season, fans are bound to get frustrated, bored, or angry with their favorite team. When this happens to you, and the thought of turning on a game makes you want to throw so...
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
anyway i’m going to listen to red
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
taylor girl omg let’s get pedicures and divorce our husband!!!!!!!!!!
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we're at the point of my stress levels where i am longingly looking at houses for sale in very rural/remote areas of multiple countries not merely my own
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i cannot wait to go home and turn on dancing with the stars and mindlessly crochet a blanket my best friend lovingly called "tv static in the best way"
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one of the worst things about being a social team of one is that people try to turn your platforms into the campus bulletin board and you can have the best strategy in the world but without support to both guardrail and execute that strategy it gets fully thrown out the window
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i have perhaps had too much caffeine today but it is frankly the only way i would've gotten through this day that has been nonstop meeting with people and then getting urgent things done and then meeting with more people and then troubleshooting lather rinse repeat
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the heat has been so intense and overpowering this summer that I just walked out into 86 degree 60% humidity weather and was like damn it feels cool
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
some days i am deeply grateful i live approx. 7 minutes from work and can go home at lunch if i need to not be in the office for a bit
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 21/09/2026
A blessed Harvest Equinox to everyone celebrating today! As we head towards the setting of the sun and the start of a new year, may we all celebrate what we've accomplished (harvested) this year, be it great or small.
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you know that meme that's like, get out of a flare, do thing that will immediately put me back into a flare sometimes i don't even wait till i'm out of the flare (i mowed my yard today in almost 100 degree real feel because it had to be done)
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i have to go put my dinner dishes away but i am actually comfortable for the first time all week wtf is this
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
do you ever suddenly realize you're following both sides of a massive beef and had no idea
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hannah @hockeywthhannah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i thought last week was a fucker of a week but this week was worse
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Dr. Holly Walters @manigarm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A photo of Morticia Addams (as played by Angelica Huston) coming down the stairs with a smile. The caption reads: "You look happier." Thanks, it's almost time to trade heatstroke for haunted houses.
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