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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 23h
NBC treating this Manchester City team as a result of spontaneous generation, not a long term cancerous growth is disappointing
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Believing the players will prove you right is a much more enjoyable experience than wanting them to prove themselves before you trust them
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
USA had pregame, but it’s always annoying when the games on big nbc because they miss YNWA in the channel changeover
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My guess is a good agent and willingness to say yes to pretty much anything at a time when the suits want to stick to what’s already proven popular
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He’s the argument for stability not always being best for development
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Yankees should get a real, full-size ballpark
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone at a family gathering last weekend started using talk to text while we were all sitting and talking. Wanted to toss their phone into the street
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pay that man his money
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like how it costs more to vote for the Arkansas sports hall of fame than the college football one.
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pitch six?
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sell the team chants in period 1 of the season really sums it up
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saban just loves candles
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fell right into UCF’s unlimited hot dog trap
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, you’re crying over Verlander
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Makes it extremely obvious he always uses 20 words to say something that should only take 5
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fox has to at least considered corporate housing instead of hotels
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Uprights along the sideline would make kickers have to deal with weird angles rather than just distance
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How many scandals will each of them have before they get together?
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No wonder ESPN gave that time to Ted Cruz
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Scored specifically from the area the defender he force off vacated
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social Did Texas win because ted Cruz’s game day appearance meant his curse was already working on the bill
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What did Muschamp think 40 was going to do out there on that play?
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I feel like the goodwill alone would be worth whatever bag Federer would demand
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think it’s also hard to differentiate whether any issues with his analysis were from the game changing, or from espn making him the wacky hockey guy they brought out a couple times a year
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The tigers just lost 3 of 4 in Cleveland despite not throwing a single pitch while behind
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I go back and forth on whether it’s worse to force it on the dog or his coworkers
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You’re right. I thought it had to because I misremembered the end of game rule as being you can only spike the ball with more than 3 seconds left, when it’s actually at least 3 seconds
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They gave them an extra second on the spike too
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And now sprectrum pulled the plug on their (non-customizable) multiview
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spectrum’s app has an interesting definition of what counts as sports
Channel lineup, filtered for sports, that shows espn U, followed by channels called life showing “sex sent me to the er” and turbo showing “bitchin rides”
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also makes it easier to find the humor in their failures
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
NBC sold off USA, so I guess they lost the streaming rights to those games? But I think you can get them here www.usanetwork.com/replays
usanetwork.com
Replays
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gotta one-up the South Africans
Photo of two Jetliners making a dangerously close flyover of a Cape Town stadium, one of which is flying through the colored smoke
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Late to this, but it’s neat that Dave Filoni’s theatrical career is going to be a perfect circle, starting and ending with movies that are actually just a couple episodes of a tv show
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Is it irrational?
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Short player who still wins attacking headers” feels like a promising scouting criteria
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tigers just had a walk off ground rule double to win by 2. That feels like it’s gotta be pretty rare
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He had one good read to recover a turnover and decided “that’s enough”
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Was expecting to click through and see this was about one of those wild TCU videos (which I like but understand can be an acquired taste), not a well executed meat and potatoes hype video
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No way do I want there to be the slightest chance someone overheard the dumb shit I look up online
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That’s a benchable offense from Frimpong, the only offense he’s provided all game
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He and gakpo still have negative chemistry
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That’s the shot that goes in? Maybe things will be better for Liverpool this year
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hilariously awful turnover and defending.
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I liked the part of the story where the lawsuit was filed not by the band, or representatives of the band, but "the company behind the band"
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bucci’s greatest talent is understanding what he needs to do to stick around at espn
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
His career is the little domino that lead to the Vikings trading up to draft “Nine”
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
- dogs when given a continental cut
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wild that Rio seems to fill it out so much more
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In their defense, they’re practically having to swim through the air
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