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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saban just loves candles
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spectrum’s app has an interesting definition of what counts as sports
Channel lineup, filtered for sports, that shows espn U, followed by channels called life showing “sex sent me to the er” and turbo showing “bitchin rides”
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gotta one-up the South Africans
Photo of two Jetliners making a dangerously close flyover of a Cape Town stadium, one of which is flying through the colored smoke
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In their defense, they’re practically having to swim through the air
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My reaction to any NHL news this week
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I saved that one when I saw someone share it, so here you go!
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If you watch on peacock, you often get a series of minions pictures instead of ads
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Getting this instead of ads is another win for watching the games on Telemundo on peacock.
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
As somebody who would’ve sworn it’s all caps, I wonder how long the new logo will have to be around for people to default to the correct capitalization
Logo history for Concacaf. 3 different badges From 1961 to 2018 had the name in all caps while the current only capitalized the C (the logo from 1999-2004 had no letters at all)
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
She’s not in the parade, but my parents’ leonberger is an important part of today’s festivities
Taking up her prime position on the porch
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Here’s the video of his eulogy
Photo of AJ Hawk, who’s job is apparently to sit stonefaced while listening to McAfee
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
We’re probably also a couple of weeks away from trump trying to project plowshare this into reality
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Lovely time to have to take a dog outside
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I mean, being in the same stadium as him almost killed the Tigers’ season
The Tigers ended the season on a 3-13 run after playing in New York on 9/11
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Arteta’s ideal basketball game:
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The podcasters know that it is peak leaf season.
Screencap of a podcast app showing a 2 and a half hour episode from A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs and a 5 and a half hour episode from Fall of Civilizations
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Seeing Trump literally killed the Tigers’ season. Worst 9/11 ever
Screencap of the Tiger’s schedule, showing a 1-9, soon to be 1-10, record since their game against the Yankees on 9-11
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Apple’s score app is great, except it can’t deal with any sort of delay
Screenshot that lists the Alabama-Florida State game as “starting soon” despite it actually being the second quarter.
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Google search for “Worst Notre Dame grads”
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
@jessicasmetana.bsky.social My mom would argue that you had tile too low on your top 5 list last week
A dining room table full of tile samples
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I was actually hoping for a dry thunderstorm.
Weather app forecast for Today: Thunderstorm with rain
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
The Stan wars have gone too far
News alert about a thwarted bomb attack at a Lady Gaga concert
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The kind with the tear away bites is the only tolerable kind, and that’s mostly because they’re good for dipping
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Shohei was literally just there
Shohei Ohtani’s listed height: 6’3” and weight: 210 lbs
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Apparently 30 minutes of combined pre-tournament viewing has made me an expert. Or I’m just an idiot who’s gotten lucky so far
Screenshot showing that my women’s ncaa basketball tournament bracket is perfect so far
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Even the Etihad itself is rooting for Salah
Screencap of the Liverpool-Manchester City match with an ad board that says “Go For Mo”
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Gonna buy a Grammy hat so I can be music’s Rob Lowe
The Grammys actually sell merchandise?
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
The dog is terrified of Christmas crackers, so this is how dinner starts every year
A Leonberger out on the front porch waiting for the noise to stop
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The least important addition to list season
List of my favorite 2024 albums

Cassandra Jenkins - My Light My Destroyer
Charly Bliss - Forecer
Cloud Nothings - Final Summer
Diiv - Frog in Boiling Water
Godspeed You! Black Emperor - No Title as of 13 February 2024 28,340 Dead
Good Looks - Lived Here for a While
Hovvdy - Hovvdy
Hurray for the Riff Raff Fantasy- The Past is Still Alive
Illuminati Hotties - Power
Liquid Mike - Paul Bunyan’s Slingshot
MJ Lenderman - Manning Fireworks
Oso Oso - Life til Bones
Soccer Mommy - Evergreen
Waxahatchee - Tigers Blood
Wild Pink - Dulling the Borns
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Insane to have this thought about a game vs city, no matter how fleetingly.
Kyle Kuzbass tweet saying “at this point it’s like don’t be that team” about possibly losing to a team on a losing streak
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It’s refreshing that, in a world with so much targeted advertising, my kindle still has no idea what to suggest
Kindle Lock Screen promotion for the junior novelization of Red One, the rock’s seemingly terrible new Christmas movie
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
You’d think that if anyone knew, it would be them
Headline from ESPN.com saying Reports: 'Inside the NBA' to air on ESPN/ABC next season, attributed to ESPN News Services
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
These were some of my favorite albums this year
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