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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 22h
NBC treating this Manchester City team as a result of spontaneous generation, not a long term cancerous growth is disappointing
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Yankees should get a real, full-size ballpark
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pay that man his money
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, you’re crying over Verlander
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social Did Texas win because ted Cruz’s game day appearance meant his curse was already working on the bill
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spectrum’s app has an interesting definition of what counts as sports
Channel lineup, filtered for sports, that shows espn U, followed by channels called life showing “sex sent me to the er” and turbo showing “bitchin rides”
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Late to this, but it’s neat that Dave Filoni’s theatrical career is going to be a perfect circle, starting and ending with movies that are actually just a couple episodes of a tv show
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tigers just had a walk off ground rule double to win by 2. That feels like it’s gotta be pretty rare
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No way do I want there to be the slightest chance someone overheard the dumb shit I look up online
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That’s a benchable offense from Frimpong, the only offense he’s provided all game
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That’s the shot that goes in? Maybe things will be better for Liverpool this year
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hilariously awful turnover and defending.
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Who at fifa loves the muppets?
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This was worth it just for awkward Ronaldo
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Rodri looks like a nerd with his tucked jersey
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mick Jaded
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This feels like an easy England win
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Holden seems completely unable to pronounce Upamecano
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh no, the “I believe that we will win” chant has made it to Tigers games. Terrible
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pants so full of shit they’ve achieved liftoff
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They look like they are allergic to the ball
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Neymar is going to do something dumb here
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Haaland truly hates that man
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
He’s only got short arms
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The neighbor with the loudest mower shouldn’t also be the neighbor who takes twice as long to mow as anyone else
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Goo goo dolls into buccigross isn’t a great start for the NHL draft
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Fitting a band I associate with FIFA soundtracks makes an announcement during the World Cup
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Mo!
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social Yamal having to meekly stare up at the fans after scoring really reinforced Atlanta’s shortcomings you brought up in ranking the stadiums
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
FIFA having no idea what to do with the Jumbotrons and just putting the same camera feed up 2x is funny
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/06/2026
Seeing Marshawn Lynch on TV right at 4:20 feels like it should be a daily thing
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Getting this instead of ads is another win for watching the games on Telemundo on peacock.
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
AJ hinch big-braining the tigers into trouble yet again
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Are these the shortest laps of honor ever?
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Of course FIFA would only allow VAR to take away corners, not give them
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Of course the US is the only one of the 3 hosts announcing the countries in only 1 language.
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
They didn’t even make Will Arnett get out of his pajamas
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If they’re gonna bring the whole squad out for the anthems, they need more mascots
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
New ERR!
music.apple.com
Powerless by Emma Ruth Rundle on Apple Music
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Emma Ruth Rundle @emmaruthrundle.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
New music tomorrow 💙
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Why the fuck are the tigers this cursed?
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I think I need to stop caring about sports
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Nearby school walks to and from their last day picnic, so a herd of children just went by chanting “Honk, honk, honk!” at every car passing by, and erupting anytime anyone listened
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
She’s not in the parade, but my parents’ leonberger is an important part of today’s festivities
Taking up her prime position on the porch
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Liverpool missing Darwin’s ability to stay onside
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Montreal is loud enough that ESPN’s production doesn’t suck the life out of it like other arenas
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This is what they deserve after all those articles this week about Slot staying
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The Dallas stars should burn these terrible jerseys, for both performance and aesthetic reasons
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Surely if you were a journalist, you’d leave and go do your job, right?
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Carl @cvanv8.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The NHL playoffs have a bunch of terrible jerseys
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