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CuttingRoomFloor

@cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social
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Professional lurker, amateur poster. No drama. He/him.

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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 7h
"Oh, did I say break 'things'? I meant 'people'."
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Jen Hernandez, and people like her" let's just pause right there
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know who that is, and believe me you're just fine not knowing
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Too bad so sad for Florida, because of all the local government services which will be gutted (and probably not the police, whose budgets will be kept high at the further expense of everything else)
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I knew AI advertising was getting out of hand, but not *this* out of hand
Skeleton squirting gallons of milk from his crotch with caption "There's a gummy that makes you shoot 6ft ropes that leave her speechless"Skeleton shooting gallons of milk from his pelvis with caption "you've got rope consistency now"Skeleton in bedroom with a three-foot banana jutting from his crotch with caption "what's the point of ropes if you can't keep it up"
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have never been able to successfully parry in any game ever Just let me mash the button to whack enemies with a big whacking stick, game devs, it's all I ask
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"what do you mean, people have to remember how to count?" is only possible if you have used mindbogglingly vast resources to outsource every smallest possible hassle in your life to someone else.
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*Laura Loomer fuming that the ones she has are already maxed out*
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What are the odds she has his credit card numbers
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
From nowe on I shalt posteth only in Olde Englishe
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But when a character mentions their broadsword will he cut to a gun with "BROADSWORD" etched on it like Baz Luhrmann
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can believe this is true for the few Gen Zers who would be aware of and respond to a poll from Playboy
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well darn you got that quicker than I thought
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This ought to perk things up: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 1,594,302. Guess which.
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe it's coming from this guy, who likes to disguise himself while publicly indulging his fetishes
Close of man at edge of comic panel, wearing a fake beard while watching Batgirl
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We're so afraid of AI we forgot about roaches taking our jobs
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, no, the taller basketball players should be forced to play on their knees, it's the only way to make things fair
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trans women aren't men. And Republicans have never been swayed to vote for Democrats by matching their hate.
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What are you talking about. "Women's sports" barely existed if at all for most of our history. How is that a benchmark? Your repeated quadrupling down on bigotry just makes you as weird as the far-right.
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This. This is what you do.
WATTERS: Do you think men should play in women's sports?
EL-SAYED: I'm running for U.S. Senate. It's insane. I'm out here trying to take on the health care crisis and big pharma, and you're asking me about who gets to play what sports. It's silly. People can't take you seriously.
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"The only way to win is to completely buy into Republican's framing." Nope, that's exactly how you lose. "My stance on this issue you made up is just like yours!" When has that EVER worked out?
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Caitlin McGlade @caitmcglade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I, the only data reporter at the Charlotte Observer, am among the McClatchy layoffs in the bloodbath today. The HR person asked me not to talk about it! AMA. Anyway, here’s a link to one of my most important stories this year. www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/a...
charlotteobserver.com
A Black teen found hanged near Charlotte church was a suicide, police say. Questions remain
In May, 16-year-old Juliana Nzita was found dead in a Charlotte churchyard. CMPD called it a suicide. Her family isn’t so sure.
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"And we've spent 10 years trying to win them over." Have you, now?
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That is way more than just a pocketful of sauerkraut
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Possible". Pffft. TRY HARDER
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I bet we can get him to kick himself in the balls
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Reasonable discussions about bike infrastructure always seem to devolve into complaints about bad cyclists, but discussions about bad cyclists always devolve into rants about how cars are deadlier. Everyone's got their bugbears.
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is a very sensible and fair opinion, so steel yourself for people to get hella mad about it
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It often works fantastically in its intended environment, a random patch of wall you stumble across. Put it in a museum next to other art, or even on a T-shirt, and... Eh.
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Gutfeld is in no position to be ranking anyone
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Cats came out the same day as Rise of Skywalker, so when it got to the part where Jennifer Hudson sings "Memories" I shouted, "This new Star Wars sucks!" Everyone laughed but the Broadway die-hard who got the manager
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The clown emoji should be illegal
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I approve
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That h**dline is a r**l *** ********
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Christianity is the promise of a perfect body through the grace of God" oh that explains a LOT about Douthat
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Another factor: nudity in film was HEAVILY skewed to female nudity, and we are aware that unwilling actresses were often compelled to be naked jusT to get parts.
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Once "Nude Obsession 3" or whatever stopped being saleable, studios pulled the plug on "sexy" movies...
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Pre-internet "real" movies were the only way to see nudity without going to a porn theatre or the curtained back room of a video store...
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I wonder if the squeamishness is in part because movies stopped including sex and nudity by the end of the 90s, concurrent with the rise of the internet...
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A random metal doohickey that fell off who knows what and you can't throw out because you might figure out what it belongs to
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Finally, the government is working to get us to stop using government currency
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Skipping primaries are a surefire way to win. Just ask the current President, Kamala Harris
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you think primaries are divisive, wait 'til you hear about these things called general elections
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
There's no way they stock enough kinds of soy sauce to warrant a spot on the sign. (Not saying a store *couldn't*, but those stores don't have an "Asian" section in one lone aisle.)
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Covid lockdowns demonstrated, in a deeply imperfect way, the possibility of large-scale social solidarity for a higher cause. That is a prime reason why so many powerful people want us to run screaming away from them into the comforting arms of selfish individualist competition.
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Jumping, you say
Jar Jar Binks at Applebee's giving a thumbs up
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh no, you've started a Beatles Discourse. Be prepared for 3 days of boomer-pilled angry responses
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I disagree
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CuttingRoomFloor @cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This one is an all-time great.
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