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Need the bizza but no can get the bizza. It so bad.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 16h
Threw my back out sitting on the floor for too long. The floor is for young people only.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What in the hell could this ad be trying to communicate. What service is this offering. The implications are dire.
An ad for a service that would seem to eliminate teenagers I’m not too sure what this is
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's always so alarming seeing all this garbage at once. The fact that anybody could think any of it looks good is going to be seen as a mental illness some day.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mr. Kingpin sir thank you for wearing your gigantic diamond on this most tragic of days
The story of humanity is written not in towers but in tears
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy anniversary to the day you found out your entire family was racist
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you block every single ad you see on youtube they will eventually try to sell you buckets of cow slop
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah. I mean I appreciate what it’s doing but this is really crippling stuff for completionists. Maybe the 30 day thing will end up being lenient, though.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This Dawnwalker game is objectively good but it has a time mechanic that is like kryptonite to how I like to play games so I’m totally paralyzed trying to do anything.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just read that Level-5 is actively using it in all their games and have been for a while. I don’t know a studio can go from working with Ghibli to churning out slop. It’s maddening.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The three stages of American grocery shopping
Determination to not pay $15 for eggs 
Anger at paying $15 for eggs 
Death from eating the eggs
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I hate it when my enemies explode in a noxious fog.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Searching the name in Cyrillic turns up an art school graduate but there’s no portfolio that I can find. Not sure if this is uncommon in Russia, which is where the whole dev team seems to be.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is the most damning image and they posted it themselves. The road in the bottom center is floating over another road. This isn't an artist error. I think the best case scenario read on this is that multiple artists lied about using it and the head of the studio took their word for it.
Promo image of Restory showing a road floating over another road.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’ve had to call an ISP tech out three separate times only for it to magically start working right before they show up. This is a psyop. I am going to go crazy and build my whole personality around this.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I had to walk out of there like Charlie Brown. Truly shameful.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I tried to drop off a UPS package at a FedEx store today. I am going to lose sleep over this for the next 20 years.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Meet me at the Plex discussion board for Bubble Boy when the mass bans start.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Who knows man
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Seems like Klippenstein buddying up with Steve Bannon would have been enough of a tell. Well, what can you do. Impossible to have object permanence.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There isn't a single website in the world that I want to login to badly enough to involve my phone in some way any more.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Here is a guy who definitely drank some eye drops.
A guy warning people to only use eye drops externally and has probably since died of diarrhea.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Watching Cheers for the first time in like 20 years and I want to beat Cliff Claven with a lead pipe.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Unfortunately putting this dork in little suits and situations is objectively good and I will purchase Dream Date Skeletor.
He is not nice, he is not kind and he is not wonderful.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have hated these smug sonsabitches my entire life
I don’t know their names and I’m never glad they came
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This guy has fully pivoted into AI which seems particularly stupid given the subject matter. Doesn't seem to care that he's lost tens of thousands of subscribers. Somebody is going to have to study the mass psychosis of this trend.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I got it in my head when I was a kid that if you take a shower during a thunderstorm you will definitely die and I still believe this is true. I simply won’t do it.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Love it when the instructions on food are just like bake for 15 minutes or 20 or however long until it looks right.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You simply have to live your life in a way that doesn’t cause Joyce Carol Oates to offhandedly tear your soul apart.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Doing group chats on a site where the head of trust and safety is a known creeper doesn’t seem like a great idea. I don’t know.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Metal Gear Big Boss's Solemn Salute
ALT: Metal Gear Big Boss's Solemn Salute
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Don’t do it I beg of you
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
No! No!!
Popsicle flavored beans. Fucking beans that taste like a fucking popsicle.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Going to have to explain in court the 1000 times I’ve mentioned Yamagami Tetsuya in the group chat at some point.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
No good cults to join any more.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Streets saying I’m the most unemployed dude there ever was
Starfield platinum trophy. My life is in shambles.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Just read another article on how Sony removed all the slop from PS5 and then this is on the first page of the store. Gran Carismo.
Gran Carismo.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I try not to be negative about dumb shit like this because who cares but this game really flipped a switch in my head. The AI usage for basic design is obvious if you’re paying attention to it and it’s probably going to get a lot worse in the AA+ space.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I think I hit the same wall as everybody else with Crimson Desert like four hours in. It’s not a real game. Everything is fake and frankly I think almost all of it is AI generated - especially the quests. There’s no design. It’s just stolen ideas from popular games with no thought behind anything.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It’s legal for Tim Sweeney to ruin a thousand lives out of greed but if I say what should happen to him in the public square I’ll get arrested.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Nvidia thank you for your tireless efforts to make every video game look like an instagram ad for some kind of salesforce seminar.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Damn and they bought you for only $1500. Pretty embarrassing.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It’s good to see how people with zombie PTSD live.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Time for my favorite dinner of an entire pizza and two soups.
Resident Evil 3. Jill Valentine living some kind of way.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
All I ask is that you don’t use AI to write your manifesto.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It was the best case scenario for a remake. Don’t know why I expected better of Sony with this stuff.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Prison has to be the price for failing at the CEO level. You ruin people’s lives and you just have to go hit rocks with a hammer for five years bare minimum.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Lookin for love in the Limitless reviews on plex.
Limitless review on plex where a convict shoots his shot
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Dud ass blizzard.
It is the dud ass blizzard that I mentioned
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
There’s nobody in the federal government who sees these murders as anything more than a fundraising opportunity. If the only plan is to leave them voicemails we really are fucked.
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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
My life for him.
Kazuma Kiryu? Never heard of him.
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