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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What in the hell could this ad be trying to communicate. What service is this offering. The implications are dire.

An ad for a service that would seem to eliminate teenagers I’m not too sure what this is

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Mr. Kingpin sir thank you for wearing your gigantic diamond on this most tragic of days

The story of humanity is written not in towers but in tears

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you block every single ad you see on youtube they will eventually try to sell you buckets of cow slop

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The three stages of American grocery shopping

Determination to not pay $15 for eggs
Anger at paying $15 for eggs
Death from eating the eggs

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This is the most damning image and they posted it themselves. The road in the bottom center is floating over another road. This isn't an artist error. I think the best case scenario read on this is that multiple artists lied about using it and the head of the studio took their word for it.

Promo image of Restory showing a road floating over another road.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Here is a guy who definitely drank some eye drops.

A guy warning people to only use eye drops externally and has probably since died of diarrhea.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Unfortunately putting this dork in little suits and situations is objectively good and I will purchase Dream Date Skeletor.

He is not nice, he is not kind and he is not wonderful.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I have hated these smug sonsabitches my entire life

I don’t know their names and I’m never glad they came

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Streets saying I’m the most unemployed dude there ever was

Starfield platinum trophy. My life is in shambles.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Just read another article on how Sony removed all the slop from PS5 and then this is on the first page of the store. Gran Carismo.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Time for my favorite dinner of an entire pizza and two soups.

Resident Evil 3. Jill Valentine living some kind of way.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Lookin for love in the Limitless reviews on plex.

Limitless review on plex where a convict shoots his shot

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Great to have a panic attack every time I level up in a video game.

Path of exile 2 skill tree. More like a skill ygdrassil.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Every day I get an email from the USPS about what’s getting delivered today and it’s always just “Hello we’re the post office. Hi.”

The USPS sending me paper mail to let me know about the USPS.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Gotta be the most insanely incorrect review of anything. Wrong in ways that have stretched decades into the future.

One star review of Hard Eight from some asshole that notably says Paul Thomas Anderson has no talent for making movies.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

It is canon that the grinch eats big macs. A non-food not fit for even the most loathsome of creatures.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Strongly feel these people need to be whapped with rolled up newspapers.

Were the planet to die, so many things would be lost. Your hometown that burns so bright... The sound of her voice pleading for me to spare you. The shiver of her flesh yielding to cold steel.

That which binds us together would be no more. And I would be loath to live in such a world. Which is why I must ask you this one favor. Don't worry. It's a simple thing.

Run, Cloud... Run away. You have to leave... You have to live.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Forever one of the greats. Was surprised how much of it I remembered.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Finally. The grocery store will not sell any food to me and I am dying.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Still got the Metal Gear skills. I will never get old. Never.

Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater platinum trophy.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Me if I ever find out my wife has disappeared in the town of Silent Hill.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Almost every movie could end like this and be better for it. No more credits. Main guy just says so long and that’s it.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Once again the algorithm has accurately targeted me.

How to dislodge the entire sandwich you ate in a single bite because something is wrong with you.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

One of the best games ever made and maybe the single best sequel.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

All these dorks did was complain about the other movies being too dark for the last 12 years. Now it’s too fun.

Superman review: too fun? Too enjoyable? Pass.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Where are the articles about the death stranding truck being emotionally abusive.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

I feel a sense of dread from this. This is a form of cosmic horror.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Enjoying the incredible power of the Nintendo Switch 2 video game console.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

This is a review for a box of spaghetti.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

It is time to start putting nerds on a prison island with no internet.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Clair Obscur is one of the best RPGs ever made. More games from France, please.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Not really using my remaining time on this earth in a good way.

assassins creed shadows platinum trophy. Terrible game!

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I strongly feel a sense of malice from this

A cheese steak with a big nasty ass egg on top of it and an evil aura

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

First thing I see on linkedin today. She throws it up repeatedly for 2 minutes straight. Somehow have dozens of mutual connections to this freak because I used to work in games. I don’t know, man. I don’t know.