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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 6h

Threw my back out sitting on the floor for too long. The floor is for young people only.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What in the hell could this ad be trying to communicate. What service is this offering. The implications are dire.

An ad for a service that would seem to eliminate teenagers I’m not too sure what this is

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Mr. Kingpin sir thank you for wearing your gigantic diamond on this most tragic of days

The story of humanity is written not in towers but in tears

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Happy anniversary to the day you found out your entire family was racist

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you block every single ad you see on youtube they will eventually try to sell you buckets of cow slop

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This Dawnwalker game is objectively good but it has a time mechanic that is like kryptonite to how I like to play games so I’m totally paralyzed trying to do anything.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The three stages of American grocery shopping

Determination to not pay $15 for eggs
Anger at paying $15 for eggs
Death from eating the eggs

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I hate it when my enemies explode in a noxious fog.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I’ve had to call an ISP tech out three separate times only for it to magically start working right before they show up. This is a psyop. I am going to go crazy and build my whole personality around this.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I tried to drop off a UPS package at a FedEx store today. I am going to lose sleep over this for the next 20 years.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Meet me at the Plex discussion board for Bubble Boy when the mass bans start.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Seems like Klippenstein buddying up with Steve Bannon would have been enough of a tell. Well, what can you do. Impossible to have object permanence.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

There isn't a single website in the world that I want to login to badly enough to involve my phone in some way any more.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Here is a guy who definitely drank some eye drops.

A guy warning people to only use eye drops externally and has probably since died of diarrhea.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Watching Cheers for the first time in like 20 years and I want to beat Cliff Claven with a lead pipe.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Unfortunately putting this dork in little suits and situations is objectively good and I will purchase Dream Date Skeletor.

He is not nice, he is not kind and he is not wonderful.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I have hated these smug sonsabitches my entire life

I don’t know their names and I’m never glad they came

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I got it in my head when I was a kid that if you take a shower during a thunderstorm you will definitely die and I still believe this is true. I simply won’t do it.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Love it when the instructions on food are just like bake for 15 minutes or 20 or however long until it looks right.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

You simply have to live your life in a way that doesn’t cause Joyce Carol Oates to offhandedly tear your soul apart.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Doing group chats on a site where the head of trust and safety is a known creeper doesn’t seem like a great idea. I don’t know.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Going to have to explain in court the 1000 times I’ve mentioned Yamagami Tetsuya in the group chat at some point.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

No good cults to join any more.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Streets saying I’m the most unemployed dude there ever was

Starfield platinum trophy. My life is in shambles.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Just read another article on how Sony removed all the slop from PS5 and then this is on the first page of the store. Gran Carismo.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I think I hit the same wall as everybody else with Crimson Desert like four hours in. It’s not a real game. Everything is fake and frankly I think almost all of it is AI generated - especially the quests. There’s no design. It’s just stolen ideas from popular games with no thought behind anything.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

It’s legal for Tim Sweeney to ruin a thousand lives out of greed but if I say what should happen to him in the public square I’ll get arrested.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Nvidia thank you for your tireless efforts to make every video game look like an instagram ad for some kind of salesforce seminar.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Time for my favorite dinner of an entire pizza and two soups.

Resident Evil 3. Jill Valentine living some kind of way.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

All I ask is that you don’t use AI to write your manifesto.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Prison has to be the price for failing at the CEO level. You ruin people’s lives and you just have to go hit rocks with a hammer for five years bare minimum.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Lookin for love in the Limitless reviews on plex.

Limitless review on plex where a convict shoots his shot

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

There’s nobody in the federal government who sees these murders as anything more than a fundraising opportunity. If the only plan is to leave them voicemails we really are fucked.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

So fed up with Windows that I installed Linux and it kind of rules. I am a nerd now. They got me.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

If Ridley Scott can do massive reshoots to take Kevin Spacey out of a movie it seems like they could easily get a non-pedophile into a recording booth for a couple of hours for a cgi skeleton man.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

The psychic release when The Event finally happens is going to create a Super Ultra Spirt Bomb.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

All these videos of the gestapo slipping and sliding their dumb asses around Minnesota made me remember the time I slipped in front of my house in Rhode Island and my neighbors literally stepped over my writhing body. Never said a word. Can’t get that kind of sublime asshole behavior anywhere else.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Going to go ahead and just drop dead moments before having to pay my taxes this year.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

If The Event happens tomorrow I swear I will go to church every day for the rest of my life.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Great to have a panic attack every time I level up in a video game.

Path of exile 2 skill tree. More like a skill ygdrassil.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

The only good thing for me on the internet now is looking at movie reviews on Plex. Every single movie, a dozen different people with minion avatars trying to talk about how bad the cinematography was.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Looking forward to seeing a bunch of AI trailers in celebration of an industry where statistically almost nobody still has a job. It’s da game awards baby.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Every day I get an email from the USPS about what’s getting delivered today and it’s always just “Hello we’re the post office. Hi.”

The USPS sending me paper mail to let me know about the USPS.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

It is illegal to make me look at jimmy fallon.

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Cuthpaste @cuthpaste.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Gotta be the most insanely incorrect review of anything. Wrong in ways that have stretched decades into the future.

One star review of Hard Eight from some asshole that notably says Paul Thomas Anderson has no talent for making movies.

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