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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌

@customcosy.bsky.social
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Lovist, dog-reader and avid arter

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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wedge remarking on the enormous size of the Mort quad
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A closeup of Juliette Lewis' eyes from the end of Cape Fear
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Piss off Angus you spineless human mimic.
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hiiighway to the gettin subbed on bluesky by kenny loggins zooooone
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mort do you wander around with that saying things like 'this place is driving me batty'
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jasmine? JASMIIIIINE
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
people have no respect these days
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
normalise pronouncing Hobart as Hobb-Art
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, basically.
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jive to survive
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wait til you hear about Dave Microwave
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
video is a cat sleeping in the sun, just having a sleep in the afternoon sun comment: but the cat is in pain? This is bad for that cat what are you doing to it? I have never seen a cat in person before but this seems cruel?
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had a dream that the Mexican place I used to live near had reopened and I went straight to order a quesadilla but never arrived
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that a fake AI year, world ends next year around October
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
beneath this brim lies a panorama of atrocities
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't trust men in hats if you're wearing a hat, I don't want to know about you or your weird agenda
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To be fair the world is a bit rubbish
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
but it's also too late at night
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I stand by my statement
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
even the nuggets have gone PC
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this is always a challenging time in a young woman's life
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love the turt
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
fight the melancholy, convert the beers to mid girls autumn energy and take a nap
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apmv...
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Chicken Pot Chicken Pot Chicken Pot Pie
YouTube video by sanka1234
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this morning I actually found time to organise a skeet. I can't remember the last time I did that
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I rename this post Skeet Of The America
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ah c'mon what the fuck give us a break for even 24 hours before you kill Scorcese or someone
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
a burden we all must bear
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
education is important
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
let em rip sarge!
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"EV peak consumer group EVerybody highlighted the likely appeal of the e-Sky to consumers assuming Suzuki follows through on the modification, releasing a statement saying 'that's done it'"
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm suss on Haluigi's politics
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Career back on track since he was cleared of those spy charges
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
jesus I thought Kirby had died, rip creampuff
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
Alt: Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
you became like 8 feet tall too
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
definitely encourage this
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
a gym but everyone on it is listening to their own music via phone speaker
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
sadly due to eye damage I can't read this but I'm sure it's good
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
if I ever come up behind someone unexectedly I always grab their shoulder and loudly ask WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Remember Bubo? He's back! In radio form.
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I thought I'd love this job at the cinema but i'm so tired of having to do everything myself, the rest of the staff are so lazy hon are you sure you're not just projecting
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
muster the squatty potty
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
leave yer phone number
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Good grief I just realised
A deadite from Evil Dead taunting from a trap door
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
60 million peepers
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mother I spy bluesky dweebs
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
because they are always white. The only exception is the clutch move at 1am guy
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
the InfoWars Elf was ahead of its time
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don't think they did. "I like big butts and I cannot lie" - these are two separate statements. 1. I like big butts 2. I cannot lie. Our subject simply cannot lie, but also likes big butts. There's a compelling early draft of Liar Liar out there somewhere just waiting to be greenlit.
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