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custard : manager, Chops FC

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Breathe! Drink up and organise! The best Doctor Who episode is Face of Evil. (IS IT? MAYBE!) hosted #UnCoolPokemon50 in 2024. If you are an old git and stan XLOV, apply here to join Wumuti's Wine Aunties club

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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's the prof's GOTCHA-versary! He has celebrated by rubbing his wet nose all over me, battling the corner, and has enjoyed a cat sausage. He is the light of my life, I type, with a tear in my eye. He also dunked his tail in my cup of tea. Thankfully it was cold, eh readers...
A blurry pic of a fluffy tabby cat with very large pupils, pushing his head into someone's handThe prof, a fluffy tabby cat, with big green eyes, lies on a burgundy blanket on top of a hp lovecraft book
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kpop group ANOHRTS makes me absolutely furious, because it looks like it should be an anagram for a 7 letter word, but it isn't. The best I can get is play through an I and get TRAHISON. Completely maddening. No I haven't heard any of their songs and don't intend to until they apologise
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also, is the delta quadrant missing a wig??
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New xlov album called HUSH, with a song called SILENCE on it, and looks like this? Guess my theory
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Marmola contained "little desiccated thyroid and a lot of laxatives" and was made by a "crafty old Detroiter called Edward D. Hayes, vendor of notrums" Acc. Time in 1935, "like all thyroid preparations, Marmola may cause a user to drop dead, or cripple control his heart" Ad: Stitchcraft 1950 (!)
Are you easy to look at? You may use makeup most tastefully and you might wear the most marvellous dresses, but will you attract unless you have a proportionate figure? Get back that youthful contour by taking Marmola tablets. 3/8 and a half per box postage paid.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: THANK YOU FOR THE DOG Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #aee5a19cb97 F: #f8ba91a0fef
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wowww just found the most trash AI show. A harsh ice skating judge scores the twink in love with his coach a 0️⃣ for presentation! Gasp! She storms into the ice, her stiletto heels clacking on the... the... ...ice? Yes, this is how walking works. Pass! So much for my figure skating drama dreams...
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm so tired but also have the Renegade Master stuck in my head. Am so tired I am just mumbling at the cat about his ill behaviour, then have to apologise and say, ofc there is no ill behaviour for YOU, mister chops. Then it is BACK ONCE AGAIN, as I fall face first into the sofa (power to the ppl)
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah fuck yoooou, post your terfy scarves elsewhere, r/crafts says not here! www.reddit.com/r/crafts/com...
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First trip to Haidilao today! I made about five trips to the condiment bar, had my senses blasted by 🌶️ sichuan ma la soup 🌶️ (wd have it no other way) and had some of my fave hotpot ingredients which are, um, spam and fishballs. (they soak up the flavours!) also witnessed the noodle dance. GRATE
A soup pot divided into quarters. Two are plain water, one is tomato, one is sichuan mala soup
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Project Copy XLOV Wumuti's Breakfasts is now officially over. See ya! Re 'olive oil stick' I don't know, but for context they were talking about drinking olive oil on an empty stomach around this... The horror, the horror...
Xlov wumuti claiming they start their day with warm honey water, cabbage and apple juice and an 'olive oil stick' Xlov wumuti wearing a big cardigan waving goodbye
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"How I envy the complete mess you make of your life."
Black and white one-panel cartoon 
Two pigs in a barnyard. one is looking down at another who is wallowing in mud. 
Oakland Tribune, California, January 15, 1948
The signature looks like "Ed Nobigan"(?)
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can't wait for the next gen Bad Translation rivals to LUX PAIN (which I played the whole way through in mostly confused amazement, and has remained the worst translated thing - apart from anything I myself have translated obv - I've seen since)
cover of the DS game lux pain. anime type bloke with blond fringe cradles his wrist, lady with long red hair in background, and another lady in a short blonde bob against red/yellow skies
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm just saying! Either Hyun needs to change seats or they need to turn the chessboard around. Where are their eyelines meant to be doing? Who is playing who? Tried to put the moves into an engine but can't quite tell what's going on on the board. Enhance! (Backgammon is better than chess anyway)
xlov wumuti and xlov hyun looking very beautiful playing chess. wumuti is lounging on a marble table, holding a black chess piece, looking away from the board. hyun is sitting on the corner next to him, angled to the side of the board, holding a white chess piece, looking intently across the side of the board. he is sitting on a brown leather sofa. no CHESS CLOCK in sight. is this even a league game?
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Swimming pool vents. Absolutely convinced they were going to suck me in. Still remember vivid dream of whirlpools. Didn't even like plug 'oles for a while. You can't trust em. Oh, and escalators were definitely going to chew me up as well. And painting of jeebus where the eyes would follow you. 👀
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The prof has had his tea, done a stinky poo, bounced around with post poo zoomies, had a big boy bath and is now snoozing. He's basically compressed his daily to do list into about 45 minutes out of his 24hr sleeping time. He's got it made
The prof, a fluffy tabby cat, is asleep with his eyes shut, up against a rainbow blanket. He has his legs stretched out and his big white paws have latched onto the blanket
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Considering starting a brats wearing bad pastel cardigans in Midsomer Murders dot tumblr dot com. It's such a thing, and they are all awful. Anyway, in this episode, it's murder at the regatta and I am counting the seconds until Sgt Scott (worst sidekick) gets pushed in front of a coxless four
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wow!! We are the champions!! Congrats also to Lady Saw, the b-sides tournament has been a banger and we will both be partying with the pandas tonight!
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So I cwy, and I pway and I beg for you to 🎤 VOTE FOR BLACKSTREET SAY YOU WILL VOTE FOR THEM VOTE FOR BLACKSTREET I CAN'T VOTE FOR ANYONE BUT *THEMMMMMM* 🎤
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"I for one will only have my baths at cruising altitude"
The prof, a fluffy tabby cat, looks at the camera with his head clocked to the right.
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My answer is PART TIME PUNKS by the TV Personalities, and not only because the high pitched 'heeeere they come' is my biggest vocal influence. What's wrong with pogo-ing in the bedroom anyway Mr D Tracey? Did your upstairs neighbour like the Clash too much? Actually by jove I think we've got it
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
OMG HI HI we're PUFFY AMIYUMI and we made it to the b-sides final of 1996!!!! There are no easy games at this level but we're confident that the wild girls on the circuit can give Lady Saw a good game in the FINAL!
puffy amiyumi in world cup gear and team japan headbands
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This ofc is the most important 96-posting. Heeere we go!
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Picture it. Knebworth, 1996. Hyun has failed to secure tickets for Oasis. Hyun and Wumuti are crying in each others arms over "I am, I feel" by Alisha's Attic. Bacardi Breezers might have been consumed (I checked the 96 charts for this post. I do not remember RATAMAHATTA by SEPULTURA 1 jot! Hein?!)
XLOV wumuti and Hyun looking EXTREMELY 1996, Hyun in an Oasis addidas style top, and Wumuti in a Kangol hat
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"And there's birds: the mavis, the spug, the corbie, the stuckie, the greenlintie, the bullie, e'en a gow, and there's a hornygoloch and there's a slater, sae muckle life in sic a smaa place gin ye look!" (just learnt CORBY in SCRABBLE (a crow) but when can I play HORNYGOLOCH?)
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
NAPTIME for me in 365 glorious days of pokemon sleep. I guarantee it would be better than "my year of rest and relaxation"
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
GASP! Can't believe I have a song in the final forty!! I never usually make it past qualifier one! Vote Puffy Amiyumi! Where else can we rhyme balalaika with lasagna*, and arirang with gamelan(g) *yes this isn't how you** spell it but helps you SEE the RIME **me
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Surprised that I can't hear any KRAVITZ at all tonight, could it be these mysterious "clouds" in the sky interfering in the travel of his rocking soundwaves? I will take it tbh. NOW RAIN
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I take any previous comments I have made about following the XLOV diet right back. What's that on the cabbage?! And I'm 🇬🇧 but beans?? THERE??? My guts!!!
Xlov wumuti in a horrid white bucket hat is holding up a plate full of chicken wings, two potato halves, another plate full of cabbage with some horrid looking orange sauce on it, a spoonful of baked beans and maybe a spoonful of anemic scrambled eggs? The horror
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Another day at 1% coping battery. Tiredly I consider giving feedback on '5 hours of shipping forecast' that they are speaking too fast. I could do with a break. Wonder how German bight is this time of year. Too hot? OK. I give up
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Visiting this little superstar to attend to his Meaty Chunks Needs. He has enjoyed listening to Xikers, and stopped dead in his tracks to vibe to Fergalicious. What a guy!
MIckey (Mix)! A white cat with a thin face and black ears, with his tongue out licking his little black nose. Photo taken from my lap!
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Two different flavours of GOTHS, one with the Buffy GENTLEMEN on the guitars, and one with a lovely purple scarf to twirl around. Gary put our nose to the industrial grindstone, but was having such a great time that I did too! Marc forgot some words to Jackie, but don't we all. It was just a bonus
Marc almond wearing a big purple scarf on a big screen with a hot pink background Gary Numan playing a low strung guitar in a pose of ROCK The bald monk style guitarists with gary Numan wearing black shirts, ties, and long pleated skirts
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A certain cat has just run inside, face covered in spiderwebs, and did a howl like a werewolf. Who's going to tell him full moon was last week?
The prof, a fluffy tabby cat, peeking at the camera. His ears look very big hereThe full moon risen over the sea, and reflecting in the waves
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What a great fellow this Avocet is!
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The cat has finally come for a big purr and fuss. Has he finally noted I spent half the day in tears (thanks work) or is it because I removed shoes after a hot day and he's enjoying the fragrant smell of my feet? If only his purrs could tell (actually I'll live in ignorance
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Excellent work from the Prodge sub editor there
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This seems like an easy walk through the park for the mighty URUSEI YATSURA for me, but whot do I kno. Give them a vote! (warggh!)
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Credit to Sarah Cracknell for wearing long sleeves in this weather. Maybe there is dry ice on stage in this new world of ROCK, or at least mild mannered dancing pop! #crapgigphotos
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's (almost) INDIE TIME! I see they made new Study at Stow t-shirts! Haven't spotted any levellers t-shirts yet but otherwise band t-shirt bingo is GO! (My tshirt is from um sainsburys...)
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ambushed by random thought of the FOREVER FRIENDS BEARS, and am delighted to see they are still going and are using exactly the font you'd hope. Come on aging millenials let us bring the bears back #fridayposting www.foreverfriendsonline.com/Default.aspx
foreverfriendsonline.com
Forever Friends Bear Store, the original cute bear with a range of Plush Bears, Figurines, Greeting Cards, Crafts and Stationery.
Looking for beary gorgeous Forever Friends goodies - well, you're in the right place to find fantabulous bears and much more!
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Do people wait to get on trains before making calls these days? Did I miss a MEMO? (also, get off my lawn, use your own headphones, and shush)
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
How do I ever manage to do anything? I think I've pretty much got the date of every gig this year in my diary wrong. I tried hiring the Prof to do diary duty but his mind is on higher things... (it's FINE I can still make it* work) *indie-on-sea!
The prof, a fluffy tabby cat, stares into the camera with a thousand yard stare. His eyes are very green
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Delighted to test this crossword and got several good laughs from it, give it a whirl! Got 99% percent of it and only failed on the last one due to [BEEEEEEP]
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hey @peoples-pop-polls.bsky.social, we did Fast Love, Hey Dude (it's so baggy! 🪇 🪇 🪇 warning!), and Nancy Boy at karaoke today, and discovered a lack of Boo Radleys, and no turntables nor microphones. Probably the most successful was Nancy (i was horrifed to hear lose my 'mood' was actually 'lube')
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In other news just learnt the code for Cork Airport is ORK! Either way Cork wins as the only other alternative is COR (in which case I would have to buy a plane to name it Blimey and then the joke would probably write itself) Turns out COR is in Argentina...? airportcodes.aero/COR
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COR AIRPORT CODE | Ingeniero Ambrosio L.V. Taravella International Airport
COR / SACO are the airport codes for Ingeniero Ambrosio L.V. Taravella International Airport. ✈ Click here to find more.
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Made the mistake of looking at the weather forecast for next week and took 100% damage. The weather could choose to heal me but no it restores me to 1HP at the start of the next battle day and no healing items work. Yeah I hate this, thanks
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Xlov wearing dinky little sailor tops is everything ✅ 🎶 In a Rotterdam port I will always resort To doing absinthe and crime Get slung in jail for a time 🎶 (And, long haired Hyun? Keep it up!)
Xlov Hyun with a long indie fringe and a dinky little short sleeved sailor top raising their fist to the camera Xlov wumuti in a dinky little sailor top with some lace on the collar, doing a pouty pose
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Urusei Yatsura were my main vote as their album was the first thing I ever bought on glittery vinyl. Also I think! it might be one of my favourite "warrghhh!!"s in pop music and it's a hotly contested field. it doesn't stretch to a boring rock howl, it's better than "1234 wooah glastooo". wargrh!
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custard : manager, Chops FC @custard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If every show from now on does not start with an anecdote based from the young people's communist club reading list I will be disappointed. Hurrah for Scritti Politti, although I haven't heard Nietzche's top 10 hit "daybreak" myself. #crapgigphotos
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Kim 开 ♡ @kimkai014.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You don’t understand
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