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@curtisrcooley.bsky.social
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Satanic Buddhist and progressive hater of centrist corporate do-nothing Democrats. Also: Agile Coach, soccer fanatic. USMNT and USWNT. Seattle sports teams. Developer. Please don't DM me without permission.

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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 49m
substack.com/@jonathanlar... This is the real reason gas prices are so high. Wall Street speculation leaning on the strait.
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Jonathan Larsen (@jonathanlarsen)
EXCLUSIVE: Democratic congressman tells me that Trump’s letting Wall Street speculators drive up gas prices. And even top Republicans admitted as much…
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
But Hunter's laptop!
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"... the worst thing about it is the patriotism opportunity cost. This is a teachable moment ...Democrats are teaching the wrong things and forgoing a chance to teach the country why our three branches are beautiful and checks and balances are ingenious." thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/the-accoun...
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The Accountability Gap
Democrats are campaigning on accountability, except the most important kind
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Any new Newsfuckers who need a primer on why supply and demand isn’t driving gas prices can find mine here." jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/gas-prices...
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Gas Prices Really Are Trump's Fault, Just Not for the Reason People Think
Energy Secretary Wright blamed traders for the oil spike, but didn't address why they're able to cause price spikes
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Congressional Republicans like Rep. James Comer (R-KY) have questioned how Omar’s family could have acquired wealth even though she came here with nothing and the American dream is reserved for white people in Congress." thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/trump-just...
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Trump Just Fucked with the Wrong Omar
Somali-American member of Congress says after police search that she will not be silenced
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Collins has unique leverage when it comes to vaccines and abortion. ...she doesn’t want to generate new headlines that remind Maine voters that her vote confirming Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh eliminated abortion rights." thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/us-on-aler...
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U.S. on Alert against Possible Iran Peace Deal
Iran threat to open Strait of Hormuz could jeopardize U.S. war
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@andrew-wiebe.bsky.social 65 and 66 minutes RSL v SEA. I don't think either was enough for a penalty, but I thought you might want a look.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hard to do while on yet another vacation 😔
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Given the SNAP cuts, not just animals might get sick.
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Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When a President with his own plane claims it's too hard for him to vote in person, would GOP politicians and Fox News like to explain why, for example, a working mother or someone working two jobs to pay the rent should have no problem waiting in line on election day?
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
For a brief second I thought he was talking about price gouging. Sadly, no.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"There were also efforts to curb some of his signature lines, including casting Trump and Republicans as “weird,” which slipped out of Walz’s speeches." Tim Walz has some sharp critiques of the Dem 2024 campaign - POLITICO share.google/BR9STqarjwkT...
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Tim Walz has some sharp critiques of the Dem 2024 campaign
The Harris-Walz campaign should have “rolled the dice” more, he told POLITICO.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
How many times did he say, "they're weird" after, say, April 2024?
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Al Toth @atoth99.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tuesday 👍 @mark5221.bsky.social @phillipusa.bsky.social @atoth99.bsky.social @suzannelieb4.bsky.social @catandbooklady.bsky.social @kaa1960.bsky.social @missjoy1965.bsky.social @maynardgkrebs.bsky.social @mermaidsmysticmoon.bsky.social @thorvalhallen.bsky.social @betterworld3.bsky.social
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
42 minute Timbers Sounders. As much as I hate to admit it, I agree with Twellman that it's not enough for VAR, but thought you might want a look. @taylortwellman.bsky.social @weissmann.substack.com
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Jesse Dollemore @dollemore.com · 28/07/2026
Nothing to see here, except the President of the United States accusing people of having "Jew Derangement Syndrome."
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I don’t mind paying taxes when they pay for roads and schools and healthcare and libraries and post offices and fire services. I don’t like paying taxes when they pay for Trump enrichment schemes or golden ballrooms or bombs to drop on girls’ schools.
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feminist next door @emrazz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
That’s because modern democrats haven’t done a fucking thing to help us in 6-8 years. Donald Trump won the first time, they said to us, “you better fucking vote this time” and so we did, and they haven’t done fuck all since.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It feels like Poch can't tell that a player only looks good against shit teams, but he watched Luna play great against shit teams then play like shit against Mexico and left him home. Today I think he learned he wasted a roster spot. #usmnt #usavger #usager
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Another goal conceded by Robinson. Not only should he not be on the field, he should be watching this on TV. We're not playing CONCACAF scrubs anymore. #usmnt #usager
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If #USMNT can tie Germany, even in a friendly, with Ream and Robinson as CBs, we got a real chance to make a deep run. #USAvGER #USAGER
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I'm pretty sure that's not his first golazo.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Fair enough. I politely decline to acquiesce to your request. Or is that too piratist?
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It's a song by Sir Mixalot It's a joke Remember when we could tell jokes without being cancelled?
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Really really glad to see "changing clothes" end that sentence.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Seattle > Spokane. Spokane is a blue dot in Eastern Washington, but not a "sanctuary city" per se. Only a 4.5 hour drive back to Seattle
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Aunt Thomisina?
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is the way
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Sad
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Release Epstein files
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 25/05/2026
BREAKING: Adam Hoffman has been released from jail for "good behavior." Hoffman is the Waco, TX attorney who faced life without parole for repeatedly raping a young boy, until Texas AG Ken Paxton offered him 1 day in jail and no need to register as a sex offender.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
He literally said if #tRump didn't win, he's going to jail. Let's all hope that's true in 2028.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
But was it beautiful clean coal?
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Second only to Levitt for being able to lie while smug and smiling.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Most sacked QB in the NFL this year.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I do have to admit my last flu shot gave me an overwhelming compulsion to work out shirtless in jeans.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Did it also give him the complexion of a chronic tanning bed addict?
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Vance is a smug lying asshole.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If only. Bush and Trump should be in prison, but Democrats have to "look forward."
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
His 37 felonies were for corruption for fucks sake. Is she playing a part or really that stupid?
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Hawkeye8 @hawkeye8.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I should say, "free alternatives".
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
All adobe apps have free versions. There's really no reason to stay on windows unless you're required by your job.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Gym Jordan. Never forget he let abuse happen.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You wanna know something weird? Here in Texas I can choose 100% renewable.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Hey, now. I consider myself a tweener. I remember being pissed off as a kid because the Watergate hearings interrupted Batman. I watched the first moon landing. I was a developer during the Internet bubble. I still write code for a living.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Don't forget Drunk Patel snorkeling over the Arizona.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
He let me down. A lot. But I sure miss at least having class in the White House.
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Patti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Memorial Day Weekend Memories when all Americans were honoring our fallen men and women who paid the ultimate sacrifice Dignity & Honor Not Suckers & Losers So to remind you of better times.. President Barack Obama awhile back without fanfare putting up hero flags with volunteers
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A boomer is in charge. Corrupt Gen z still do the bidding even when they know it's dumb. Wait, dumb has a b?
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