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@curtisrcooley.bsky.social
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Satanic Buddhist and progressive hater of centrist corporate do-nothing Democrats. Also: Agile Coach, soccer fanatic. USMNT and USWNT. Seattle sports teams. Developer. Please don't DM me without permission.

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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"... the worst thing about it is the patriotism opportunity cost. This is a teachable moment ...Democrats are teaching the wrong things and forgoing a chance to teach the country why our three branches are beautiful and checks and balances are ingenious." thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/the-accoun...
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The Accountability Gap
Democrats are campaigning on accountability, except the most important kind
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Any new Newsfuckers who need a primer on why supply and demand isn’t driving gas prices can find mine here." jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/gas-prices...
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Gas Prices Really Are Trump's Fault, Just Not for the Reason People Think
Energy Secretary Wright blamed traders for the oil spike, but didn't address why they're able to cause price spikes
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Congressional Republicans like Rep. James Comer (R-KY) have questioned how Omar’s family could have acquired wealth even though she came here with nothing and the American dream is reserved for white people in Congress." thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/trump-just...
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Trump Just Fucked with the Wrong Omar
Somali-American member of Congress says after police search that she will not be silenced
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Collins has unique leverage when it comes to vaccines and abortion. ...she doesn’t want to generate new headlines that remind Maine voters that her vote confirming Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh eliminated abortion rights." thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/us-on-aler...
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U.S. on Alert against Possible Iran Peace Deal
Iran threat to open Strait of Hormuz could jeopardize U.S. war
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@andrew-wiebe.bsky.social 65 and 66 minutes RSL v SEA. I don't think either was enough for a penalty, but I thought you might want a look.
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Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When a President with his own plane claims it's too hard for him to vote in person, would GOP politicians and Fox News like to explain why, for example, a working mother or someone working two jobs to pay the rent should have no problem waiting in line on election day?
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Al Toth @atoth99.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tuesday 👍 @mark5221.bsky.social @phillipusa.bsky.social @atoth99.bsky.social @suzannelieb4.bsky.social @catandbooklady.bsky.social @kaa1960.bsky.social @missjoy1965.bsky.social @maynardgkrebs.bsky.social @mermaidsmysticmoon.bsky.social @thorvalhallen.bsky.social @betterworld3.bsky.social
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
42 minute Timbers Sounders. As much as I hate to admit it, I agree with Twellman that it's not enough for VAR, but thought you might want a look. @taylortwellman.bsky.social @weissmann.substack.com
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Jesse Dollemore @dollemore.com · 28/07/2026
Nothing to see here, except the President of the United States accusing people of having "Jew Derangement Syndrome."
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I don’t mind paying taxes when they pay for roads and schools and healthcare and libraries and post offices and fire services. I don’t like paying taxes when they pay for Trump enrichment schemes or golden ballrooms or bombs to drop on girls’ schools.
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feminist next door @emrazz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
That’s because modern democrats haven’t done a fucking thing to help us in 6-8 years. Donald Trump won the first time, they said to us, “you better fucking vote this time” and so we did, and they haven’t done fuck all since.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Another goal conceded by Robinson. Not only should he not be on the field, he should be watching this on TV. We're not playing CONCACAF scrubs anymore. #usmnt #usager
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If #USMNT can tie Germany, even in a friendly, with Ream and Robinson as CBs, we got a real chance to make a deep run. #USAvGER #USAGER
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 25/05/2026
BREAKING: Adam Hoffman has been released from jail for "good behavior." Hoffman is the Waco, TX attorney who faced life without parole for repeatedly raping a young boy, until Texas AG Ken Paxton offered him 1 day in jail and no need to register as a sex offender.
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Hawkeye8 @hawkeye8.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Patti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Memorial Day Weekend Memories when all Americans were honoring our fallen men and women who paid the ultimate sacrifice Dignity & Honor Not Suckers & Losers So to remind you of better times.. President Barack Obama awhile back without fanfare putting up hero flags with volunteers
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
How are "sliding gloves" legal in #mlb? Are there regulations on length? How soon will a player with a 12" glove steal 200 bases?
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Will strongly worded letters be more effective once feckless Democrats are in the majority?
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Why is #tRump like an atom? He makes up everything
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itsmab.bsky.social @itsmab.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Because yeah, he couldn’t have done that.
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Snacks @snacks59.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Here catch!!!
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Clay Nobles @claynobles.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The fact that Thomas Massie lost a Republican primary because he wants pedophiles to face justice tells you everything you need to know about the state of the Republican party.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This precedent could also be applied to government officials who blow people up in boats without a declared war, due process, evidence, or trial.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"Apparently people are upset for some reason about billionaires stealing natural resources to power AI to steal humans’ work to steal humans’ jobs." open.substack.com/pub/thefucki...
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"Monday’s arrest warrant is one of the rare times prosecutors have taken action against ICE. The soft-on-crime federal government has failed to go after these recidivist criminals and provides them with funding." open.substack.com/pub/thefucki...
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@aron-ra.bsky.social Not sure if you noticed, but you seem to be leading the #PgaChampionship ATM 😎
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Me me me me me me me me me
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
#PGA when the scoreboard has tied players, shouldn't the ones with the most holes left be at the top since they have the better chances of improving their score.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"Other possible U.S. demands include painting its reflecting pools blue, as well as renaming the country Trump-Cuba and its capital Havanka." open.substack.com/pub/thefucki...
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#tRump defends sucking off baby dicks. I wish I was trolling. youtu.be/DolxlBuH6lY...
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TRUMP DEFENDS THE S*CKING OF BABY D*CKS (I SWEAR THIS IS NOT CLICKBAIT) | The Kyle Kulinski Show
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"the lie that 9/11 happened due to lack of communication not due to Pres. George W. Bush dismissing the warning communication that was communicated to his dim, fatuous, failson face." open.substack.com/pub/thefucki...
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
@andrew_wiebe@sportsbots.xyz 42 minute Sounders v Earthquakes. Handball or foul on Kossa-Rienze?
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"According to CNN, “Since last year, CIA operatives inside Mexico have directly participated in deadly attacks on several, mostly mid-level [alleged] cartel members.” According to Webster, “deadly attacks” are “murders.” open.substack.com/pub/thefucki...
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"Democrats can either rig the machine to squeak out marginal victories — or they can focus on what goes into the machine by giving voters what they want: Free shit paid for by taking our money back from Wall Street brigands." open.substack.com/pub/thefucki...
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"Democrats can either rig the machine to squeak out marginal victories — or they can focus on what goes into the machine by giving voters what they want: Free shit paid for by taking our money back from Wall Street brigands." open.substack.com/pub/thefucki...
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Curious if the confederates had won and we split into the functional and disfunctiional states of America, would we be better off?
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I see a lot of rankings of Tarantino movies. I see Django Unchained often 5 or above. That makes me think y'll haven't seen Django. Or The Good The Bad And The Ugly. Or Once Upon a Time In the West. Django Unchained is an Omage to one of the best directors of our time's inspiration. And he nails it.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"Marco Rubio explains that the Trump administration's goal now is merely to reopen the Strait of Hormuz -- the prevailing state of affairs before Trump launched his pointless war" open.substack.com/pub/thefucki...
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Is "Low IQ" the new "nigg#r"?
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Remember when #Republicans wanted to erase the inheritance tax to save family farms? Farm bankruptcy up over 40%. Where are they now?
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"The news was hard for some viewers to believe, given that a jury found him liable for penetrating a woman without her consent, which the judge said was rape. " open.substack.com/pub/thefucki...
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I thought #NHL tickets were expensive until I tried to get World Cup tickets. #FIFA must be stopped.
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Why is Wolves vs Totnam the #USA game?
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Watching Wolves vs Totnam. Possibly two worst teams in #EPL. Still probably would win #MLS
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
He's got that Glenn after getting thumped by Negan look going on. youtu.be/CujoWh-gZGE...
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Holy f**king sh*t..
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
"pushing for additional information is a long-standing tactic for Democrats who want to delay the moment when it’s clear they have enough information to act but just don’t want to because it’s scary." open.substack.com/pub/thefucki...
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Curtis @curtisrcooley.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
"Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) helpfully suggested to Wright how he could lie to the American people without getting caught. “The safest thing to say is ‘soon,’” said Kennedy, explaining how to bullshit the people he serves." open.substack.com/pub/thefucki...
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