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Paulie ✨

@cursttraps.bsky.social
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a sort of chimp with tits ptolemyville.itch.io

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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sorry, but going to see that new Looney Tunes movie is NOT a political statement. “Going to see this movie is a must for anyone who cares about the ongoing corporate ransacking of Hollywood” What if I don’t care about Hollywood?
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s me and two Gen Zers on the shop floor today. Picking stuff for the playlist is like being at war. I imagine.
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Ares || exaltxix @exaltxix.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
currently on itch (all free to dl) LOST ares-xix.itch.io/lost - meditative, sombre, about perseverance and alienation ANNIHILATION ares-xix.itch.io/annihilation - about climate anxiety and destructive human nature THE HOLE ares-xix.itch.io/the-hole - horror/autobio, mostly about fear
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Enjoyed Camp Miasma a lot, and think it’ll probably grow on me even more next time I see it (something I suspect doesn’t apply to I Saw the TV Glow). Wrankled by the style of humour though - ironic and self-satisfied - in way that feels distinctly LA to me. Please no more.
That still from Camp Miasma (I refuse to say the whole title) in which The X-Files and Hacks are in a supermarket covering in blood, close to each other in a distinctly lesbionic way.
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I done a shit on dobblys grave
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Ares || exaltxix @exaltxix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Made a goal on kofi for the last 2 things I should get squared before school in case anyone likes my art and would like to chip in. No pressure at all, not a life or death situation, just something that'd be hugely helpful with the fun and luxury (not) of student finances. ko-fi.com/ares_xix/goa...
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Might start posting here again
That bit from ‘The Bureau’ from ‘The Day Today’ where Steve Coogan says “for an hour”.
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DR LUKANSTEIN ⚧️ @beastcutter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Late for Mermay but NOT late for @ddmarket.online : my new piece of melancholy, monstrous gay erotica, FISHWIFE. Get it at the links below, or swing by my virtual stall at the market this weekend! amazing cover art as ever, by @exaltxix.bsky.social beastcutter.itch.io/fishwife payhip.com/b/mf7YJ
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DR LUKANSTEIN ⚧️ @beastcutter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
get my work here! Sad arctic cannibals beastcutter.itch.io/icebound 1920s horror noir beastcutter.itch.io/lazarus-teaser Fae mosterfuck beastcutter.itch.io/frith Gothic vampire sex beastcutter.itch.io/ruin a fisherman‘s tragedy beastcutter.itch.io/fishwife Also at: payhip.com/LukanGarrow
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Lukan Garrow
LUKAN is a sad gay goth with Boat Related Autism and far too much to say about horror movies. He is interested in the visceral, the tactile, the dead and the divine. He works in a record store to feed...
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Can I post my bare arse on here or will that get me blacklisted?
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Always baffled by ‘Doctor Who’ fans and their obsession with turning it into a serialised show. Like, the whole *point* is that you can go anywhere and do anything! Why would you throw away that variety?!
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My hot take is only going to media for escapism is starving yourself of so much good and necessary art. You cannot sustain yourself this way.
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Transition to-do list: 1. Get ears pierced 2. Get tattoo of punch from the wicker man 3. Grow tits big enough that I can suck on them myself 4. Be loved and accepted by the Lord Jesus Christ :)
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Ares || exaltxix @exaltxix.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
posting this cause it's one of my favourite pieces. it's a little pet story of mine about (mostly) sweet things like how nothing is inherently evil or born bad. sebastiàn is a monk/priest. the gargoyle doesn't have a name
Painted illustration of two figures. Sebastiàn (front) is seen taking off a habit exposing his chest and shoulders. He's wearing a cross and holding a rosary. Behind him touching him lightly on the shoulder and hair is a demon/gargoyle, only partially visible. The painting is mostly greys and blues with golden and orange highlights.
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
New profile pic so everyone knows I have giant tits
An extremely gorgeous woman, wearing a corset and a tartan shawl, stands in front of two bookcases packed with blu-rays. Her tits are gigantic.
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Well those cunts can just die can’t they
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Thinking about my fit for pride this year
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waldokanto.bsky.social @waldokanto.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026
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Ares || exaltxix @exaltxix.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
little experimental comm for @fringecrow.bsky.social! really loved painting all the lights and reflections in this one 🧡
textured portrait painting of a character from a 3/4 frontal view. she's wearing armour with tubing and wires, in front of a background that has the shapes of industrial surfaces lit in fire colours. there's a cool blue reflected light on the right side of her face and on the front of the armour.
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DR LUKANSTEIN ⚧️ @beastcutter.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My best pal is making an ongoing comedy zine series and it's free!!! Check it out and give them a follow
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DR LUKANSTEIN ⚧️ @beastcutter.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Lunchtimes with @ptolemyville.bsky.social
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
‘PTOLEMY II’ has landed! Free to download/PWYW, and includes the audiobook - read by me - with all funny voices and that! ptolemyville.itch.io/ptolemy-ii
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Stephen Mulhern as Stephen Mulhern.
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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 22/05/2026
Always down for criticizing the obsessive drive towards worldbuilding over fiction-writing. I’m admittedly not a fiction writer, but my sincere advice is to engage in made-to-order worldbuilding. When your story requires a decision, make it. Otherwise, don’t.
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I know this is days late but I had a fantasy today about the Unite the Kingdom march - - in which I appear on a big screen and say “you want to be united, well now you will be. United into one amorphous mass of flesh! Ha ha ha!”, and then I drop a big fuck-off nuclear bomb on them
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DR LUKANSTEIN ⚧️ @beastcutter.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Late to the party. The openings of FRÌTH (read the rest here! beastcutter.itch.io/frith ) and upcoming werewolf story UNLUCKY SKIN
The land is barren now. Still golden light pours down on the rocky hills that characterise the humpbacked, broken landscape. The needle-furred forest floors that the druids walked are bared beneath the sun. There was a day, not so long ago, when one could walk amongst the trees, amongst the oak and alder, and not emerge for an age. In the shadows of the great pines came the glint of eyes, the shining of teeth. How they danced; in the green glens, amongst the emerald moss, beneath the cascades of slate-grey sweet water, in the lurking depths of the lochs. The dark earth remembers. The rock remembers. The infant trees, the grinning mountains. Before the iron fist of progress choked it from the land with stinging smoke; here there was magic. 
Who is the King of the forest? He is bred in the shadow of dense fir. Shaped by the coarse rock and sweeping valleys that make waves in the sea of trees. He comes down from his mountain throne to bless the living with fang and claw. To baptise in blood. See the lustre of his virgin-snow fur as he moves in the towering wood, swift as sunlight on a whispering stream. The jewels of his eyes and the ivory of his teeth. He wears the crown of the moon and sings a dirge to the dawn. His voice is Death to them.
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DR LUKANSTEIN ⚧️ @beastcutter.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Get RUIN - my gothic, folkloric, vampire/human erotica - as part of the bundle along with a plethora of work from a bunch of your favourite gay nsfw creatives.
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
First 15 test prints of ‘Ptolemy 1’ have arrived, and the first draft of ‘Ptolemy 2’ is finished!! NOW working on some of new additions to the map of Ptolemy #wip
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Ares || exaltxix @exaltxix.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
ANNIHILATION is now available for free on itch. This is an 18 page collection of hand painted illustrations about climate anxiety, abandonment and dread about destructive human nature. Fair warning - it hurts. I'll post a few pages below. ares-xix.itch.io/annihilation
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ANNIHILATION by Ares || exaltxix
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Ares || exaltxix @exaltxix.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
destroya, destroya, we're all waiting for ya (nail, oc)
black and white sketch of a person with outstretched arms and a set of ghostly arms behind them. they're wearing a gas mask with a hose connected to their navel. behind them is is the shape of a nuclear explosion, with their face in two different expressions appearing in the cloud above their head.
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DR LUKANSTEIN ⚧️ @beastcutter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My best pal (the funniest fucker I know) has been working hard on this. Check it out! It's free!
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Paulie ✨ @cursttraps.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It's here! 'PTOLEMY 1', the first exciting issue in a series of twelve! It all starts here, in February - with super-glue mishaps, bother at the job centre, and a lot of very strange dreams... ptolemyville.itch.io/ptolemy-1
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PTOLEMY 1 by Ptolemyville
It all starts here, in February - with super-glue mishaps, bother at the job centre, and a lot of very strange dreams...
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