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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
clearly humans are meant to just be playing hoop and stick. but we invented tv or whatever
ancient greek depiction of a guy playing hoop and stick6th century mosaic from Constantinople of a guy playing hoop and stickBruegel painting of kids playing hoop and sticksome ragamuffins playing hoop and stick in the 1920s
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
terrible
terrible google image search for "freak emoji gif". i was trying to find something i'd seen on a forum back in like 2009
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
bit of a stretch but if we use our imagination
the dutch windmill gundam from g gundam.
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ive cremita
Cremita
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
only in the literal meaning of UFO in that i dont really know what it was. but it was like a really smoothly moving oval of bluish white light way off in the distance in the sky. looking into what it couldve been, it looked kinda similar to ball lightning or something but from what ive read those stay closer to the ground. this was in central illinois like, maybe 13 years ago?
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
*sweating*
search results showing a bunch of posts where ive replied "nice to meet you"
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
logging on
a peek at my timeline

post by Giraud: I was not meant for toil. I was meant to brew questionable potions in the wizards tower

post by Sam (mardiroos): Cut the grandiloquence, playboy

post by Words I Learned from Ultima: paladin
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
small dominos knocking over big dominos meme with the little domino being 9/11 and the big domino being "Richard Dawkins made to throw away a little jar of honey"
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
vibrator from ads that used to get posted under viral posts
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
no thank you. im not interested in playing "Bed Wars"
youtube playable recommendation for "Bed Wars", which seems to have minecraft graphics showing a bed, but then it shows like a ripped, topless shark in basketball shorts that looks like he's inspired by Sonic, and some green moss gremlin thing. i don't' know what "Bed Wars" is...
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
laughing because i just randomly remembered this lol. such a good post
moronic adult child movie reviewer "ights camera jackson" post from twitter:

"RT with your favorite 4-consecutive film run by the same director #JohnLeeHancock" 

Saving Mr. Banks
The Founder
The Highwaymen
the little things
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
when people like my posts
lebron selfie at the pool smiling it says "smiling through it all! can't believe this my life". lebron sucks at posting but he has other skills
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
office space "two chicks at the same time" guy
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
just learning about "degus" which is a type of fatass little mouse that always looks like its at least a lil bit high
3 degus looking high
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
we irritating
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
oh well, play the 

play the cards that i'm given
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
fresco of Gregory of Nazianzus. fit goes kinda hard
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
lol
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
old Revolver Ocelot from Metal Gear Solid 4
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
now those are pool names
youtube rec for "Minnesota Fats vs Willie Mosconi - Legendary Match" posted 10 years ago by InsidePOOLmag. 5.4 million views. an hour and 36 minutes with 47 seconds
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
"you wouldn't download a goblin"
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
lmao mr bean ass bitch. slapstick ass
In 1885, McGonagall aided in distributing a biography of him entitled "The Book of the Lamentations of the Poet Macgonagall", which had been written following a collaboration with a reporter named John Willocks. McGonagall was met with confusion when the proctor of a local school closed the book with contempt after reading one of the first sentences.[18] McGonagall himself had not read the book prior to selling it, which had the phrase "dedicated to himself, knowing none greater" inscribed on the front cover. The supposed autobiography had portrayed him as a pompous man with an overly obscure vocabulary who constantly looked down on others in his life, while also frequently being subject to his domineering wife: the opening sentence that caused the most issue read

    My parents were both poor, but bibulous — the latter fact accounting in no small measure for the former.[19]

McGonagall initially believed that the word "bibulous" referred to his parents being devoted to Christianity even in hard times, but was enraged once the proctor had explained that the word actually referred to being drunkards.
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
lol
screenshot of above post but the quoted post says "Blocked"
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
don't know anything about this video or channel but its so funny to imagine Nabokov going "YOU SUCK"
youtube video called "Why Vladimir Nabokov HATED Dostoevsky" from channel "Write Conscious" and it has a thumbnail with Nabokov with photoshopped boxing gloves on saying "YOU SUCK" at a picture of Dostoevsky
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Staind "it's been a while"
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
"lets fucking go" tennis ball
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Ray from Achewood saying "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The Silver Case predicted epsteingate
Morichika Nakategawa from videogame/visual novel The Silver Case saying 

"No. I'm only into 'younger' girls."
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
um this you?
screenshot of midgie post that says:

bruh
i'm 36zoom into previous screenshot that shows this is bluesky dot com
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
counterpoint:
nestea cool
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
you to your barber:
wha happen?

Hillary 
Rodham 
Clinton
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
hell yea @hcjustin.com
hc justin getting hypnotized on stream with a scene of a cowboy movie transparently superimposed and then a post of mine superimposed on top

the post says "not saying its right or wrong but its odd that its legal to jack off a horse if you need its cum to make more champion horses. not sure what that legal maneuver is called"
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
dr weird from aquateen
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
every dem candidate's book deal:
dril post:

(accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82]
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
when i see a new BayBayFriend post
Daffodil face while looking at the computer surprised
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
guy from Scanners before his head explodes
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
cyber peacock from megaman x4
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Smough
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
lmao come on man
“I was like, ‘What am I seeing?’ I kind of was in shock, honestly. I started to question whether I was actually seeing what I was seeing,” Carson said. “I was like, ‘Is that woman naked?’ And then I was like, ‘No, she’s got a body suit on.’ And it happened very quickly, I was like, ‘That is not a body suit.’ And I hate to even use these terms, but I said, ‘Those are her nipples.’ And then I was looking closer, and I got a full-body view, and I was like, ‘That is pubic hair.’ Even right now, I couldn’t even tell you what I was watching.”
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
anguish emoji
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
when a man is about to cast some sex magic:
chef boyardee
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
hell yea, brother!
Michael Trinh liked the post above
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
i hate when one of my fave's is implicated by epstein
christine pelosi post from 2019 that says:

This Epstein case is horrific and the young women deserve justice. It is quite likely that some of our faves are implicated but we must follow the facts and let the chips fall where they may - whether on Republicans or Democrats. #WeSaidEnough #MeToo
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
mr clean
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
VATS face:
al pacino in Heat yelling about someone's "great ass"
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
my man!
Michael Trinh liked the epstein post above
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
back in my day, this was the man on the television!!!
steve harvey
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
lol
mr sinister smiling devilishly at a baby in a tube in pain
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
i tried using faceapp to add smiles to all the faces here but it could only find kirk hammett's face and no one else's
cover for metallica's "some kind of monster"
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
👀
ises...
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