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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Breaking my hiatus on here to post some cute fits I’ve had during my work term so far hehe
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
we’re so fucking back
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
if i lived literally one building further down the road, i would have power rn!! also restoration time went from noon to 6pm haha i’m having a great time!
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
whoever said disney was the happiest place on earth has clearly never been to dartmouth crossing walmart on a saturday afternoon
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 30/09/2025
it’s burger time
a paper sign taped to a drive-thru speaker that says:

sensor is broken 
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just say:
“it’s burger time”
we’ll be happy to take your order
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
not to flex again but i just finished my 65th book of the year today
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
every once in a while i think about the fact that i literally saw pierce the veil live this year and it makes me wanna do a dance every time like that’s so cool
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
just realized the clocks go back this weekend… nobody fucking text
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
me whenever i get hyperfixated on a show/movie/character: i have to make a playlist about this
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
yes i’m queer yes i drink dairy milk we exist
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
hey not to be sappy or anything but my college friends have quickly become some of my best friends and i love them so much already
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
🎃🍂
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
WHY do people still not flush toilets i am in COLLEGE
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass
Photo of a bookmark from McDonalds featuring Mayor McCheese that reads 

Please use me as your bookmark
'cause I fly into a rage whenever I see someone fold the corner of a page.
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Bectoplasm @chorizojoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
What if Hozier started a line of Irish wool sweaters and called the brand “Cozier by Hozier”
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
what happened to librarians shushing people in libraries
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
online classes through teams are going to be the end of me
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Taylor !!! !!!! @rejectedspacecat.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
[yelling over club noise] I said a giant sadness has come between us
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
i would lay down my life for my office procedures/spreadsheets teacher
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
shoutout to 2 of my teachers who haven’t done/don’t like icebreakers bc my only other teacher has done 3 so far since we have her for 3 different classes WE ALREADY KNOW EACH OTHER PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
one of my teachers kinda looks like my mum from a distance haha i’m fine!!!
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
having class online is so funny like oh i have to get ready to go to My Living Room
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
i’m actually doing okay?? at math??? what is this? it’s only the second day so i’m not holding out too much hope but i’m still impressed with myself
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I MADE A FRIEND
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
forgot where pretty much everything was immediately after the campus tour yesterday but at least i remembered where the tims is
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
put my 2 week notice in at work yesterday can i get a HELL YEAH
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
i’ve nicknamed my dad’s cane michael cane
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
it’s just past noon and i’ve already - gone for a hot girl walk - donated books to a little free library - done laundry - sold something on marketplace - had a yummy breakfast i am unstoppable
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
my apartment fuckin reeks and i think it’s bc there’s a dead mouse in the wall somewhere 🤩 woohoo yippie yeahhh
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY AND RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN SAVE A SHIT TON OF MONEY BY LAUNCHING A FAMILY OF FOUR INTO THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
it’s noticeably darker outside when i wake up in the morning now 🥲
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
billy talent played a lil secret show at emo night last night and i had to work last night and today i’m gonna jump this is now the third time i could’ve seen them but didn’t
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
i hate the humidititty so much >:(
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
walked out of the mall, saw the big cloud of smoke and went “oh fuck” then went online and saw where it’s at, quite literally sick to my stomach right now stay safe everyone 💛
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
i need a bra so badly i haven’t had an actual one in years and have no sweet clue what my size is so i’m omw to get Fitted and hopefully Buy one everyone wish me luck that this is as painless as it can be
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
i yearn to be a mermaid
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
set up a couple apple cider vinegar/dish soap traps and the amount we’ve got in the past 2 days is cwazy
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
new fridge magnet
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
i need to follow more folks on here can someone point me in the direction of the fellow cool queer people
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Andrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 06/08/2025
Whats your silly duck name

First name: Your credit card number
Middle name: The expiration month/year
Last name: The three wacky numbers on the back
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
the fruit flies this year must have keys to the house or smth
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
meatghetti and spagballs
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
me to dad yesterday: oh are you gonna go to the tie dye party downstairs tonight dad: absolutely fucking not the first thing i see when i walk into his room today:
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
nothing like a good sandwich and some pickles to distract from the horrors going on around you
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
trying to enjoy summer but the impending doom feeling surrounding all the wildfires and constantly wondering if we’re gonna be next kinda takes the wind out of my sails teehee
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kitchen @cursedkirst.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
unpacked my bag like an hour after getting home as opposed to waiting a week or just gradually taking things out of it who cheered
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