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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dental hygienist used to work for a holistic dentist. She turned lights off for me and put the lead apron and a blanket on me, all for the cleaning. Then she decided they needed a weighted blanket, told the doc, and he ordered one. We should all get such great care. @swistle.bsky.social
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 26/09/2026
If you own 20+ flashlights, at a certain point you're probably running an unregistered lighthouse but we're not the lighthouse safety commission so keep up the good work.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thinking about getting an extended monitor for when I am working at coffee shops (like now). Anyone have any experience with them?
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just had a brilliant idea. I am leaving my stand-up desk in the up position when I leave. That way, I can at least start the day standing. I kept getting to the end of the day and was either too tired to stand or mostly just forgot.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/09/2026
When a friend explains things to me: Omg I love your hyperfixation, have several hours of my day, please bless me with your accumulated knowledge and enthusiasm, queen. When a stranger explains things to me: I do not remember asking you, oh my god. What, were you raised by a flock of geese?
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I do not need a Labor Day mattress, thank you.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Someone suggest a decent alternative. Please.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
3rd HR in the game. I think sometimes he amazes himself.
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Blushing Flower @blushingflower.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think the thing about Dolly that we all respond to is that she knew her own worth, but she didn't think she was better than anyone (at least not publicly). She believed us all, herself included, to be beloved children of her God and she acted accordingly.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hello, I am in the meeting, where are you? Oh shoot I am an hour early. Nevermind.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 16/08/2026
God, the Carol Burnett Show still makes me scream-laugh sometimes
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 12/08/2026
Y’all they handed out pope hats at a White Sox game and a nun threw out the first pitch
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My anxiety needs to sit herself down.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I hate Outlook's calendar and scheduling Team mtgs. I just sent an invite to 60 people and I swear it changed the end time to the next day. Yay, I just invited you to a 26 hour meeting!
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/08/2026
Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nowhere on TV is the makeup more beautiful than on When Calls the Heart. And nowhere is it more historically inaccurate.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 24/07/2026
Via @adellembanks.bsky.social: Leaders of the Progressive National Baptist Convention, an influential historically Black denomination, are urging midterm turnout. Outgoing PNBC President David Peoples told members this week: “It's a sin if you do not vote.” religionnews.com/2026/07/23/i...
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‘It's a sin if you do not vote’: Progressive National Baptists urge midterm turnout
WASHINGTON (RNS) — The historically Black denomination made voting a theme of its annual session.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22/07/2026
Does Not Rhyme -through -cough -though -rough -bough Does Rhyme -pony -bologna
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I am enjoying the World Cup, and I am ready for the World Cup to be over.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Went to neighbor's cookout to celebrate their baby's one year birthday. Met people! Talked to people! All due to a husband who is an extrovert and has taught me some skills.
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persephone @pphone.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i hope e. jean carroll is having a WONDERFUL day
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nachos for dinner. Build them yourself.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oh great. Joining a meeting and my monitors have gone crazy. Look this way. No this way. Wait. Look this way.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 02/07/2026
That did not fit the definition of a red card.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fyi mamas
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Amy G Dala, MD @amygdalamd.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Of course we can be replaced with AI, we still can’t figure out how not to Reply All
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 29/06/2026
It's that time of year when we have to tell people to not hold lit fireworks.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me last week: Oh THERE are the sympathy cards I bought. Good to know. Me this week: Husband's colleague's wife died. Now where did I see those sympathy cards?
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So did he just move locker rooms?
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 24/06/2026
*you're
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A bit of snark from Merriam-Webster.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Order something big and expensive? It gets set on the front of the porch for all to see. Order eyebrow pencil? It's left hidden in the corner.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It me.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It's been a while since I followed NASCAR but oof Kyle Busch.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Due to an accounting mistake, we owed $4k on taxes for 2024. We sent $ and a letter saying we take responsibility for the mistake and asked them to waive the additional $1500 in taxes and fines. We were denied. Billionaires don't pay taxes, but hey- make sure to get every $ from regular people.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Really enjoying this book until the accidental boob flash.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
When you scribble an important note to yourself and then can't read it.
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Andrew Kinsey @andrewkinsey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
We seriously should treat sports betting ads like cigarette ads: ban them.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Lol
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persephone @pphone.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
this is so great.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 02/05/2026
If you're not already clued into this stuff, it's hard to convey what's happening here w/out getting super nerdy. But basically: most Christians aren't evangelical, including in the U.S., full stop. So to pull largely from evangelicalism when defining Christian beliefs in a govt report is…notable.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/05/2026
Mayday = HELP ME May Day = Help me... pick these flowers 🧵⬇️
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21/04/2026
Happy National Library Week to whoever did this.
A "Little Free Library" filled with only Merriam-Webster Dictionaries
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I recorded The Voice and am watching the final tonight. I cannot believe how good these singers are! I would not know who to vote for.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/04/2026
If your toaster starts working like this website today, report it to us on SaferProducts.gov.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 13/04/2026
I thought it would be at least a couple of hours before memes like this appeared. Not sure why I underestimated the internet.
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This is not a problem. Teens waiting to become parents is good news.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Marg Leehane, part owner of Great Bear Lodge in Port Hardy, British Columbia, decided it was worth waking up the guests at 6 a.m. to show them two humpback whales in the bay. TT: bookofcabins
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Curlywhenwet (she/her) @curlywhenwet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Buy Nothing Group: someone is picking up the pumpkin seed butter I don't like. Someone is dropping off some sunbutter they don't need.
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