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here for a good time, not a long time. eng + pt / pt. 25. she/her. f1 16 / hsr / rants and etc.

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jo @pikaclerc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The portuguese federation cannot allow Ronaldo to come back. That statement he put out is one of the most insane things I've ever read. His ego is at the level of Trump's. There's not a world where anyone benefits from him coming back
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And yet the media aren’t pointing out the contradictions in his statement, instead they’re focusing on the nothing burger apology at the end. Lol, lmao even.
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He himself admitted that he was told that he *might* play, not that he would. He himself says that he wanted JJ to read an essay APPROVED BY HIM which of course he didn’t because that essay was not written by a sane person. No player should have the power to make the coach apologise for anything.
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The funny thing about the statement Cristiano Ronaldo released is that anyone who actually read it and has at least an ounce of literacy can tell you that it proved that all of theories about him running the team like it was his own personal show were true, but the media will not tell you about that
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Cyndaquilism @cyndaquilism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me petting my Sundaquil plushie and the layout text emulating the news: Breaking News, Is Cyndaquil Important? Experts say yes.
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
O VELHO DO CRISTIANO RONALDO NAO VAI VOLTAR PARA A SELEÇÃO CONSEGUIMOS PORTUGAL LISBOA ESPERÁMOS DESEJÁMOS CONSEGUIMOS VITÓRIA
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Gonçalo Ramos & Benfica Dance Challenge
Alt: Footballer Gonçalo Ramos participating on a dance challenge
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jo @pikaclerc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A mulher do Gonçalo Ramos tem sido alvo de comentários horríveis por parte dos fãs do Ronaldo há meses. A Madalena Aragão, que foi madrinha do casamento do Gonçalo, também. O Ronaldo nunca tentou parar isto. Portanto, o meu hot take é que o Gonçalo pode dizer tudo e mais alguma coisa sobre ele.
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jules @acasatua.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you’re gonna hear nothing about this drive from charles from media despite his team absolutely shitting the bed with him today and yes it’s going to piss me off because this is how the narrative that he’s mid perpetuates. but we move. may the charles leclerc agenda continue.
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Endy, #1 Disinformation Agent (apparently) @endoverendyy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Charles Marc Herve Perceval LECLERC, p22, with a BROKEN FRONT WING TURNS P4. WHAT A FUCKING DRIVER
Anthony Mackie dancing
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pessoal que o R*naldo odeia marcando golos, funny
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And then there’s the one sister making grammatically incorrect statements and then using homophobic slurs in private dms to people replying to them lol what a shit show
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Portugal is not a real country. They’re discussing Ronaldo leaving the national team on CNN Portugal like it’s a political crisis, the president made an unofficial statement showing concern, the prime minister called the president of the national team personally… somebody give me another citizenship
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jo @pikaclerc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My fellow Ronaldo haters, incredible things are happening in the portuguese national team and it is my duty to inform you:
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jo @pikaclerc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This possible Ronaldo national team retirement is genuinely bringing me such pure joy. I'm gonna get to root for my national team again
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cr*stiano R*naldo potentially killing his career by being a whiny bitch lmao
picture of soldiers holding newspapers with the headline "Hitler Dead"
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Cyndaquilism @cyndaquilism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I should be hired by Sky for having such stellar commentary, me thinks /j
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
- the mediums being shite and cold at the restart was quite the race killer combo, I feel bad for Oscar honestly; - OLLIE MY BABY GOAT, just give him a car fr; - Fork found in kitchen
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jo @pikaclerc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
besties with drivers who have done much worse. This is hypocritical and doing this knowing the influence you have as the current wdc sucks
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jo @pikaclerc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The current wdc deciding that all his interviews post race are gonna be about how Colapinto needs to be banned and how he doesn't belong in F1 is extremely shitty. It was a lockup that Franco is already gonna suffer enough consequences for and he already apologized. Norris is no saint and he's
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Engine so ass but at least Charles ended the race ahead of one illegal engine. We take those!
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will never take anyone who believes that Horner would do a better job than Fred seriously. Fred is doing a really good job, you lot just don’t like that he doesn’t bend over backwards for someone who doesn’t even deserve it lmao
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Full offence but anyone who thinks Christian Sex Pest Horner should become Ferrari’s team principal has worms for brains
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How about actually be fast??? He gave you a tow too, TWICE and you still finished p6, there is a point where it gets absurd this whining. This further contributes to cultlh being even more toxic, and advocating for Fred to be fired and be replaced by Horner, disgusting.
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jules @acasatua.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
charles best driver around here and he can’t even properly show off because of Engine Gate smh
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CHARLES FRONT ROW
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SpongeBob's Mysterious Ascension
Alt: SpongeBob's Mysterious Ascension
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All the interviews in the past few weeks, the Zionist deal and now posting AI slop on social media… grandpa, it’s time to go to the nursing home
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If anyone went back to 2024 and told me “Lewis Hamilton is going to embarrass himself badly in 2026” I would simply not believe them. Matter of fact, I’d think they were having a schizophrenic episode
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All this yapping and no action. At this point I think they’re just saying this to promote how powerful their AI systems are to increase their shareholder value lmao
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Then bin it ❤️
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Will the culty side of certain fandoms ever learn how contracts work? More at 6!
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Getting more mad at someone for getting a special racing suit and ignoring the other person making a deal with the zionist freaks at Paramount is... something
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jules @acasatua.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i just don’t care to catastrophize about a grid penalty for a new engine that was bound to happen at some point this season, Monza crash or not. everyone is taking penalties this year. have y’all ever endured an engine reg change or what
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Jim Halpert's 'Eh Meh' Shrug
Alt: Jim Halpert's 'Eh Meh' Shrug
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Also Portimão in June 😭😭😭 every local is going to crash out
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT IM IN FUCKING TEARS
F1 2027 schedule
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Streets saying there might be a Monaco sprint…
Meme saying “if you laugh you go to hell”
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Actual historical fun fact btw en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90o...
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Đorđe Martinović incident - Wikipedia
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That moment when the doctor tells me that if I laugh I’ll die and then proceed to die instantly after remembering this dumbass tweet (I’m posting this from purgatory)
To the tune of Father Stretch My Hands Part 1 by Kanye West, it reads: if I fuck this bottle, and it breaks inside my asshole, and if this cause the breakup of the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, Imma feel like an asshole
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
WELP MY BAD. I haven’t been able to watch any premier league game yet but between the three? I think that Chelsea will do best out of the them but of course they won’t be winning anything. Probably a Man City and Arsenal duel for the title again 😭
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I mean (I hope I understood the question as well welp)… I think that losing the Manchester derby while City has one player less since the first half has to take the cake. Unless Tottenham and Chelsea have somehow done worse? Did they? 😭
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Manchester United lost to a team with a player out. Funny
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xakab #MichaelSchumacherTheGOAT @xakab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
McLaren is shit, lando sometimes can do good but never when it matters, that mercedes is a cheater car, driver with zero skill no W2W no management comfortably wins. 2 back to back F1 WDC with minimal skill, and a very good WDC driver in P2 and a WDC worthy in P4. Clown show
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My driver of the day. My driver of my life, actually
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Charles is a maniac (I say in the most loving way possible)
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jo @pikaclerc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Charles deserved way more than a P4 but I'm not even mad. One of his best drives EVER
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jules @acasatua.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
absolute masterclass from Charles today. in all the ways you can think. not every performance will get the result it deserves. but his pace was unbelievable on 47 lap old hard tyres. there’s no denying the driver he is. accept it or look like a fool. your choice.
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(credit to The Pokémon Company so they don’t get my ass)
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Typhlosian wearing a seatbelt, my baby
Official art of Typhlosian seating in the front passenger seat with the seatbelt on
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Aaaaaaand it happened in FP2 😭 glad Arvid is okay!
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