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here for a good time, not a long time. eng + pt / pt. 25. she/her. f1 16 / hsr / rants and etc.

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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cr*stiano R*naldo potentially killing his career by being a whiny bitch lmao
picture of soldiers holding newspapers with the headline "Hitler Dead"
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT IM IN FUCKING TEARS
F1 2027 schedule
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Streets saying there might be a Monaco sprint…
Meme saying “if you laugh you go to hell”
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That moment when the doctor tells me that if I laugh I’ll die and then proceed to die instantly after remembering this dumbass tweet (I’m posting this from purgatory)
To the tune of Father Stretch My Hands Part 1 by Kanye West, it reads: if I fuck this bottle, and it breaks inside my asshole, and if this cause the breakup of the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, Imma feel like an asshole
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Typhlosian wearing a seatbelt, my baby
Official art of Typhlosian seating in the front passenger seat with the seatbelt on
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Charles doing well in Q1 with old ass tyres
Fórmula 1 driver Charles Leclerc waving goodbye to tyre degradation, with the caption “Tyres degrading? Just say no. Your tyres legally cannot degrade without your consent”
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For those with no ball knowledge (/j)
Panel from Falcon and The Winter Soldier comic, featuring Bucky Barnes and his cat Alpine inside his leather jacket
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
WELPPPPPP BUT LETS GO!!!
Various joyful celebrities with their hands on their heads
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Spain v Argentina in the final
Edited Jujutsu Kaisen manga panel with the caption “the strongest racists in history versus the strongest racists of today”
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
❤️
F1 driver Charles Leclerc celebrating with his team after winning the British Grand Prix, 2026F1 driver Charles Leclerc celebrating with his team after winning the British Grand Prix, 2026
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Yup and YUP!!! No nuance at all and in the end they reinforce stereotypes. We’re either geniuses with super powers or dumb fucks that should be dropped in the woods. I wish that there was a way to make this clip show up on people’s screens before they typed out anything lmao
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
25 laps around the sun today 💅
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
We’re seriously cooked gang
Excerpt from an article by the Lit Hub which includes the following: 

At a recent event in Poznań (covered in Polish), Nobel Prize-winner Olga Tokarczuk apparently admitted to using AI in her creative process.

The writer Maks Sipowicz, who drew attention to the remarks on Bluesky, translated a few of the most salient bits: “When writing my latest novel… I asked this advanced model what kind of songs my protagonists would be listening to at a dance, a few dozen years ago, and AI gave me a few titles,” Tokarczuk told the interviewer. “Often I just ask the machine, ‘darling, how could we develop this beautifully?’ Even though I know about hallucinations and many factual errors in the algorithms in terms of economics and hard data, I have to add that in literary fiction this technology is an advantage of unbelievable proportion.”
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Long story short: you lot need to start thinking like this before you comment shit under other people’s posts
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Guess you could say I’m a full time yearner
Original poster cuntactics’ playlist of her all-time top songs, including the following (from top to bottom):

New Wave by Sam Gellaitry
Fearless (Taylor’s Version) by Taylor Swift
Mind Over Matter by Young the Giant
Dancing With Our Hands Tied by Taylor Swift
I’ll Always be Around by Waterparks
Black Butterflies and Déjá Vu by The Maine
Delicate by Taylor Swift
Telepatía by Kali Uchis
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hentavirus misinformation… “63 million men”… “Epstein and the people on the files were cannibals”…
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is how it feels to make a post here on a computer btw
Main character from the show "Sex and the City" typing on a computer
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I am not mad. I am not angry. I’m very normal and sane about this, actually. The FIA is not pissing me off.
Screen grab from “Avatar: The Last Airbender” with a character from Ba Sing Se smiling directly to the camera
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
POV: you’re watching me farm relics in HSR for Evanescia
Image of broccoli and a mysterious and disgustingly looking sauce inside a pot with the caption “I just made some BULLSHIT”
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Us fr 😭
Meme of multiple SpongeBobs with the caption “my brother just another me”
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I may or may not be going back to my 5SOS obsession…………….
Meme from GTA San Andreas of the main character saying “Ah shit, here we go again” but instead of being in some random street he’s heading to the circus and he has a clown wig on
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Guys……..
Meme of a fake Wikipedia page called Dimitri Syndrome, with the caption saying “instead of brain there is Dimitri”. It also includes a collage of several pictures of Dimitri from the game Fire Emblem: Three Houses and Fire Emblem: Three Hopes
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
HIM!!!!!!
SPOILERS

Scene from game Fire Emblem: Three Houses, when Dimitri proposes to the main character if you maximise their support level
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Awake to watch Suzuka
Formula 1 driver Liam Lawson laying down in bed looking at the camera like he just woke up
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The vibe since November I fear
Meme template that goes as follows:

Ok, I’mma fight this damn book slump. Damn, this damn book slump got hands!
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It’s March 7th TODAY
Altered Tumblr post going as followed:

User boozehund says “people who celebrate fictional birthdays are annoying, pass it on”.
User cub2 replies “FUCK this post and happy birthday March 7th”. 

Altered to say March 7th instead of SonicOfficial art of Honkai: Star Rail character March 7th
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Ferrari boys in p4 and p7
Reaction image of Charles Leclerc with the caption saying the following: “learn to sit back and observe, not everything needs a reaction”
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Also exposing myself as a very basic bitch but these are literally my guys like me and this trio are like this 🤞
Pokémon’s 30th anniversary logo with Dragonite included inside the 30Pokémon’s 30th anniversary logo with Espeon included inside the 30
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Exposing myself as a Pokemon Soulsilver glazer, I LOVE this lil guy so much
Pokémon’s 30th anniversary logo with Cyndaquil included inside the number 30
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A HOT NEW BOMBSHELL ENTERS THE VILLA
F1’s Ferrari SF-26
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
FERRARI LIVERY REVEAL TODAY
Four people (various celebrities) with their hands raised to the back of their head in joy
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Onion article with the following headline: 

Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point.

Attached to the article is a photo of a bald man looking very serious
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
A minha freguesia a ser a única do conselho a votar maioritariamente num fachista…. Desiludida mas nunca surpreendida
Person (female presenting) that I don’t know, on a reality show that I don’t recognise, with a clown wig and nose edited in and the subtitle says “this is a place for clowns, okay?”
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Stayed up all night playing Baldur’s Gate 3……..
Baby turning to ashes while screaming (it’s funny I promise)
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Old twitter post edited to say “I’ll serve crack before I serve the European Union”
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Tweet by @NotABigJerk on Twitter, saying the following:

I’m not falling for that hot take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The ADHD meds and the double shot mocha in my body rn
“Hydrogen bomb versus Coughing baby” meme
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The concept of 1989 making it to the top 5 because I started listening to it when I drive even though I only started doing so last month
My Spotify Wrapped 2025’s top 5 albums, from 1 to 5:

GNX by Kendrick Lamar.
Red (Taylor’s Version) by Taylor Swift.
Midnights by Taylor Swift.
CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST (The Estate Sale) by Tyler, The Creator.
1989 by Taylor Swift.
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The concept of checking my Spotify Wrapped and my top songs not belonging to any of my top artists
My Spotify Wrapped 2025’s top 5 songs, from 1 to 5:

Can we talk about Isaac? By Rachel Chinouriri.
Void by TOGENASHI TOGEARI.
London by Skepta and Fred again..
Chained (name translated from Japanese) by Tatsuya Kitani and natori.
The Days by Chrystal and NOTION.
My Spotify Wrapped 2025’s top 5 artists, from 1 to 5:

Taylor Swift.
Kendrick Lamar:
Paramore.
Waterparks
Ariana Grande.
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Wondering if I should ruin my sleeping schedule even more by watching the Las Vegas GP,,,,,,,,,,,
Orange cat looking straight into the camera as if it’s about to do some mischief
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
RONALDOS LAST WORLD CUP WERE FREE CONSEGUIMOS PORTUGAL LISBOA
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
F1 2025 season
Meme of a fake Wikipedia entry called “Battle of Mid”
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The Just Kidding Star. Put this star on your post when you’re just joking, so that the Feds know you’re just joking around
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This one (he’s so unintentionally funny, I love him so much dhshhsjaka)
Screen grab of Anthony Mackie dancing during the Captain America: Civil War movie promo. He has his hand raised behind the back of his head and looks really happy
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Oscar’s Passenger Princess episode,,,,,,,,,,,,
Actor Josh Hutcherson, dressed as character Peeta Mellark, floating in the air like he’s lunging at the camera
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Wishing the happiest of birthdays to my favourite guy 🫶
Charles Leclerc smiling after a raceCharles Leclerc on the podium
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I don’t have many but here. I have some ideas about which characters to farm for but I don’t think I have any that synergy super well with each other. I usually go with anemo traveler and Diluc as my damage dealers :’)
List of characters owned on Genshin Impact.List of characters owned on Genshin Impact.
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Mf ended up becoming the epitome of this tweet 💀
Post by @Cavalorn on Twitter saying: I never thought leopards would eat MY face, sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Also welp padeira de Aljubarrota got his ass /j
Tweet dated 23 of June 2014 by Charlie Kirk saying “Let’s colonize Portugal. That will teach them.”
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olive 🎃 @cuntactics.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Charles Leclerc looking at the camera with a tired and defeated look
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