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Örjan

@cunobaros.bsky.social
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I write words and code, wave swords around, and try to vacuum the cat. Back in 🇸🇪 after 20 odd years in 🇬🇧

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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Abba (Genuine Swedish brand not affiliated with the band ABBA, most known for pickled herring.)
Five jars of Abba pickled herring of different flavour.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Repost with your home river. I lived next to the Indalsälven River until I was eight. Dad worked at one of the many hydropower plants along its course. Then we moved to an island in the Storsjön Lake, which Indalsälven feeds into and runs out of. The hydropower plants regulate its water level.
Photo of a wide river flowing between forested hills in early autumn colors.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
A gym hall. Along one wall are many, many swords lined up.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Parken Christ's Pieces i Cambridge for två veckor sen. Brukar vara lummig och grön, nu helt uttorkad.
Photo of the Christ's Pieces park in Cambridge, UK. The grass is so brown/yellow and looks dead.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you see this, post a knight
Photo of sir Terry Pratchett in his office, showing the sword he forged after being knighted.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Will this headline-grabbing press release stop the share price decline? Probably not, no. There was another tranche of stock released with their financial report two days ago which caused a little rise which lasted until investors had read the report.
A graph showing the share price of SpaceX since the IPO in June. There was a spike immediately after the IPO, after which there has been a steady decline. At yesterday's close it was at -28.6% of its initial price.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Saw this sign on the pier, which expresses how verbose I currently feel.
A rectangular yellow warning sign on a sandy beach. Inside a black rectangle a crossed-over person is diving into the sea. Underneath is the word "Grunt".

("Grunt"means "shallow" in Swedish.)
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Screenshot of weather showing current temperature as 21 and the hourly forecast going to to 30. The day's high is expected to be 31, as is tomorrow's.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
As far as high-rise tenement buildings with hundreds if not thousands of inhabitants go, at least this one has interesting architecture.
The remaining trunk - circa 3 meters tall at a guess - of a large dead tree, in a lush, green forest. There are signs of a break at the top, and the trunk is full of holes of various sizes.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Two hedgehogs visited our garden this evening.
Two hedgehogs under a shrub, one facing the camera, one facing the other way
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We don’t usually see each other‘s headers. Here’s mine. Quote post with yours.
Screenshot of Örjan's profile showing the header image, which has five different rubber ducks in a row on a window sill.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone #ProofOfCat
A large white cat with black tail and top of head lies sleeping on its back on a tiled floor, with all four paws curled up. 
Its eyes are closed and it looks content.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#TheGlorious25thOfMay
A lilac-colored towel, with a lilac flower and the text "How do they rise up" embroidered on.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Labour i Storbritannien bestämde sig inför valet 2015 att köra med immigration som ett tema i valrörelsen, och förlorade så stort att de konservativa som tidigare suttit i koalition i stället fick egen majoritet. Klart sossarna ska göra likadant. *skakar sorgset på huvudet*
A red tea mug with the text: 

"Controls on immigration" and "In voting Labour"
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Today we went to Glimmingehus, Sweden's best preserved medieval keep. The foundation stone was laid on May 2nd, 1499. Very cool architecture, good guided tour, and it gave me this scene, which I'm sure I've previously seen in Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
A medieval storage room, with vaulted stone ceiling, thick stone walls, and cobbled stone floor. The photo is taken from the top of a step set of stairs leading down into the room. On the opposite wall, bright sunlight is shining in through a small window, creating a lens flare effect. Barrels and boxes of various sizes are scattered around.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"You're a rebel? What're you rebelling against?" "Whatcha got?"
An asphalt-covered path, with a lawn in the background. Near the edge, there is a bulge in the asphalt, which a small plant has broken through the top of.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Okay, but just a small one.
Books on a single shelf on an IKEA Kallax unit. The books are a mix of comics, role-playing, programming, history, and fantasy.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This was 69.90 SEK, around £5.60, and they sell them at hobby stores, builder's merchants, garden centres, outdoor shops, and - in smaller, rural towns - grocery stores. It's high quality steel and comfortable to use. If you have a garden or do any kind of wood-based DIY, you'll own at least one.
A knife next to its beige plastic sheath. The knife has a red plastic handle with a beige plastic inlay and butt.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
If you see this post a vampire who is not Dracula
Book cover of "Gappy disappears" book 2 of the Young Vampire Adventures, by Star Donovan.
We see the back of a black-haired boy who is looking into and holding a hand up against a mirror. In the reflection, he is only partially visible.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
Rocks covered in ice next to frozen-over water covered by snow. In the background, there is open water with white-capped waves. All under a grey, overcast sky.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I was going to sit down by my desk to write, but... I guess I'll renew my #ProofOfCat instead.
A white and black cat is lying on an office chair in front of a table with a couple of monitors on it. The cat is facing the camera and has a slight smirk.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Yesterday I said we haven't had any snow this year... The more outdoorsy cat has really appreciated the little house we built for them last autumn.
A garden with a thin layer of snow. In the förgrund there are chairs, a table, and a bench. Behind them is a little red house with two door openings and glazed windows, trimmed in white.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
Cover of "Maktens vägar - vägen bort" by Bertil Mårtensson.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
If you see this I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
A pot with water and Penne pasta, photographed from above. Most of the pasta is standing up at an angle, in the same orientation.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
コリン, you say?
Korin from the Dragon Ball Z anime. Korin is a white cat who stands on his hind legs, and is holding a tall cane.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"Does the gentleman dress to the left or to the right?" #RudeVegetables
A small bifurcated carrot, with a third root curling around the right one.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Who's your favourite Jedi? (wrong answers only)
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
This custom build
A rusty-coloured custom-built car with large tyres and very limited visibility due to an enormous air intake.A low-riding rust-coloured car with large tyres, open engine compartment, and a winch on the back.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The local scene is so active we've had to offer a shelter for them to hide from PokémonGo trainers. (Still playing, sighing more for every special event bug. Yesterday, the sprite for my mega evolved Rayquaza was a Cyndaquil...)
A large Clefairy sitting in a yellow reading chair, while a Gengar half the height of the Clefairy sits on the armrest. Both Pokémon are smiling, as if they've just shared a joke.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I guess I'd better renew my #ProofOfCat for this #InternationalCatDay. Bisquit to the rescue!
A large dark grey cat with white paws and nose, and white patches on the stomach. She's lying on her back on a wooden floor, with her front feet curled up.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
No cheating: post your lock screen.
Lock screen of mobile phone.

Watercolor painting of Goku of Dragonball fame as a child, in an orange training suit. He is flying from Korin Tower on his Flying Nimbus, looking back with a happy expression.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Saw a funky car while out walking today.
Front and right side view of a custom car.

It is very low, very rusty, with huge tyres and a big engine with the muskler and exhaust on top of the engine. On the door is written "Mad Mats", and the vehicle looks like it could have come from the set of Mad Max 2.

It is unclear how the driver can see to drive, since the exhaust stack is taller than the roof of the car.Side view of a custom car.

It is very low, very rusty, with huge tyres and a big engine with the muskler and exhaust on top of the engine. On the door is written "Mad Mats", and the vehicle looks like it could have come from the set of Mad Max 2.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Saw this shop on the high street in a medium-sized Swedish town. I may have tittered a bit.
Ship sign saying "Fanny" in large text, with "Womenswear" in a smaller font underneath.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Aaah
A row of old wooden posts in the sea. In the middle, a pair of sandals suit on top of a post.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If you see this post, post a sword!
A wood panel wall on which is mounted a wooden board with three early medieval swords - Viking, Saxon, Norman - hanging from it. There is also a foam pickaxe with "Remember tunnel 17!" printed on it hanging along them.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I built a thing! The brief was "sturdy workbench for the greenhouse", and by Jove, sturdy it is. There was no mention of "pretty"...
Three -tier workbench built from construction pine lumber and construction plywood, standing on paving slabs inside a greenhouse.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If you see this, repost with your getaway vehicle.
A medium-sized Viking age longship, tied up by a sandy beach.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Amusing juxtaposition in my feed - your post was just over @scalzi.com 's post telling authors not to feel bad about promoting their books. (No, I get it, it's about proportion. An occasional promo post in a feed where you are mostly talking about other things is fine, promo-only gets tired fast.)
Screen shot of BlueSky showing a post by Charlie Stross cautioning against constant promotion, above a post by John Scalzi encouraging authors to promote more.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Important update:
A large grey and white cat lying on her back on a wooden floor, all passed up in the air. Her face is closest to the viewer, and she's looking into the camera.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
If you see this, and you're in the mood for this kind of thing, quote-post with a beach photo from your gallery.
Two bare legs from the knees down, lying on a beach of brown sand, leading down to a still lake. It's a sunny day with clear blue skies.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Went to a nature reserve for a walk today, and in a forest with Sweden's largest population of "vresbok" a type of beech tree that gets all twisted up. The kind of trees that would make you till your eyes at the incomplete of the illustrator, should you encounter them in a book.
A snowy landscape with a "vresbok", a beech tree which has grown with strange twists, bends, and turns in trunk and branches.A snowy landscape with multiple "vresbok", beech trees which has grown with strange twists, bends, and turns in trunk and branches.A snowy landscape with a stream, in the middle of which is a bent branch.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Sweden is even more extreme. As for funding to the northern two thirds of the country, why, hardly anybody lives there! Especially not away from the coast. (I grew up near the single blip inland in the north.)
Map of Sweden made from horizontal lines, with spikes on population centres. Stockholm stands out as being twice than the next two spikes (Gothenburg and Malmö) combined. 
In the northern two thirds of the country, there is only one noticeable population centre away from the coast.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I read this when I was ten or eleven, and found it really funny. I read it again as an adult, and still found it funny, but in a different way. It's a good book. "The good soldier Švejk" is the English title.
The cover of the Swedish translation ofJaroslav Hašek's (unfinished) novel "The good soldier Švejk".
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
If you see this quote post a bridge Paulibron, Malmö
An iced-over canal at night, with a low bridge in the background.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
The seaside! I thought. No light pollution over the sea! Ideal Cometry conditions! Turns out there still was a bit of light pollution... (Also, my phone camera does not have a fancy night mode, but it does its best, even if that means capturing uncanny portals to ethereal dimensions.)
An almost full moon over the sea. There's a bright reflection of the moon on the water, and a gradient of the sky from pale grey-blue at the horizon to a black above the moon. There's a line of dramatically lit clouds a bit over the horizon, and over the moon there's a wide fuzzy red horizontal line. Possibly an artifact introduced by a camera struggling with too strong contrasts. Possibly an UFO.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
A pure cinnamon roll, too good for this world*. The belly is a permitted stroking target**. Just your regular #ProofOfCat identity verification. * When sleeping. When awake, he's restless, curious, and far too intelligent. ** As much as any other part of him, at least.
A large white cat, sleeping on his back with all four paws up in the air and curled.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
I'm at the local gaming bar to support one of the offspring at a SSBM tournament. Trying an "apple sour" which is violently colourful.
The interior of a bar with screens in the walls showing various games, bathed in peach and lilac lighting. 
In the foreground, an elegant stemmed glass with a vividly green liquid in.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? I expect at least one of them to succeed. Their time starts now.
The cast of Taskmaster season 16.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery.
A Viking longship tied up by a sandy beach. The spar has been lowered and set along the ship, and the sail hung over it and over the sides to form a tent.
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Örjan @cunobaros.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
When I was in the army, the regimental doctor sent me to A&E with a referral note that said "Hit in neck with spear. Likely concussion."
A smiley and the text: 
Tell us a true, one-sentence story from your life that absolutely opens more questions than it answers and demands further context.
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