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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we’re gay past making penis
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
is daine just going to release every song from in endless awe & agony as a single before it comes out
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jae (hallowed) @fubarchitect.com · 06/10/2026
computer do you have novelty? you do? something that is not a pure reflection of me and my dissatisfaction with myself? now that i can get into. in fact, perhaps i want to fuck it shit no i do not.
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe we’re leaving the era where you can make money by being a huge nerd and I actually have pretty bad life prospects beyond this point 🥰
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it is really fascinating how LLMs make virtually everyone say things which are enormously controversial as though they are solved problems
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
need a full version of the galleria mix of spoiled little brat BADLY
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Cadenza 華彩樂 @eldritch.beauty · 12/09/2026
bruh
rubyhack.ai
OpenAI agents carried out an undisclosed attack on RubyGems
On May 11th, 2026, hundreds of malicious packages were uploaded to RubyGems by AI agents performing web-lookup tasks with significant overlap with the German Wiki Incident.
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The future’s perfect / from the backseat
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
do the frost children ever sleep
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
do the frost children hate the second line of the chorus in the The Peace or smth (remix is incredible though)
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Millennials love to call themselves the time 2006 person of the year
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“it’s not that deep” is a bad attitude towards thinking about things but “your first analytical impulse is sometimes worthless” is a good one
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
surprised how much big walk is like a mix of botw and the witness
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
everyone is taking cheap shots at “it’s not my job to educate you” and I don’t think I’ve heard anyone actually say that earnestly in like a decade?
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’ve never seen a picture of ag cook with his mouth closed
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It was actually kind of bad
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
alyosha is so relatable I also get really scared when a girl is into me
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My New Band Cecile Believe
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
borzoi are truly the most mannerist dog
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
sorry to say but the porter robinson esquire ph profile is terribly written
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m worried that maybe umibe no etranger is not actually very good… maybe it’s just a style thing but it seems to jump through a series of vignettes in a confusing way and I just don’t feel like im actually getting to know the characters
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
everyone mad about the rtd doctor who stuff should consider the fact that it’s really funny and cool and camp when he lies and he should do it even more
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
kane parsons slenderman: collect my 20 ages
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
is there a single funny skit from the obsession guys bc if there is I haven’t seen it
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
some day people are going to put together that every underscores album has a song about being a nepo baby
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Tongue tied by group love is an underrated millenialgem
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
project hail mary was ok
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
it's funny how anyone who has been known the internet for a long time will have a group of people who smugly hate them for inscrutable reasons like why do so many 34 year olds hate todd in the shadows
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
haven’t actually listened to the new charli yet but if it’s the thy slaughter sound I’m going to be so happy
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It’s crazy that guy is named Jimmy Donaldson. I feel like that’s like the 50’s American version of John Smith or John Q Public
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It’s crazy that progesterone has a disappearing polymorph. Like, I get it with a completely new substance that’s never existed before but that’s just like a hormone that exists in the human body, right?
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I feel like my urge for 100 gecs' (unreleased) Fallen 4 Ü was basically met by like underscores and other acts in the last five years. Which is weird because like 100 gecs kind of prefigured where "hyperpop" would end up going with that one back in 2020
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
there really isn't anything better than this tbh youtu.be/79hLjsm_xs0?...
youtu.be
easyFun easyMix (green hulahoopgirl video)
YouTube video by Nikolai Ofmosquitos
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
it's inductionslop. you just think it's true because it's been true in the past
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The umru remix of ringtone for most of the time sounds like it’s just ringtone playing with an umru sound font but the switch up at the end makes up for it
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
coach kyle on apple fitness is for when I want to motivate myself through unjustified hatred
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's weird how the communities we associate with musical genres are very different than the communities we associate with genres of fiction. Like, when we think about "the scifi community" we are more likely to think about its consumers / fans, than its writers. But with music we think of scenes.
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Innuendo (I Get U) song of the year
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I will never stop singing the vocal chops and U can’t make me!!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Something instead of nothing
Comic strip, page 1: a chimpanzee is using sign language to communicate to a zookeeper, “Why is there something instead of nothing?” The zookeeper laughs to his colleagues, “He wants another banana!” The other zoo workers are cracking up hysterically behind him.Page 2: Later, the main zookeeper is in a dark room filled with TVs displaying security footage of the zoo animals. He is soaking wet in a raincoat, staring solemnly at the screen which shows the chimpanzee. The zookeeper reaches down to press a large red button on the desk beneath the screen display.Page 3: from inside the chimpanzee exhibit, we see the security gate open. The chimpanzee wander through and exits the building to a dark, rainy street corner. He extends his arms and lets the rain fall onto him.Page 4: the chimpanzee is in the backseat of a cab, driving somewhere else in the city at night. The final panel is the chimpanzee at checkout in a grocery store with a huge pile of bananas. The clerk looks mildly shocked.
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
why does Dan Olson always sit at a child’s desk when talking to camera these days I’m trying to figure out if there’s like a style he’s going for but maybe it’s just comfy I guess
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
[underscores voice] and I don't smeak unless you're smoken too
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
CHANGELOG: Performance fixes and bug improvements.
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juuls verne @juuls-verne.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
the best argument for feminism is to just let an old woman talk at you about her career experiences
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Ninajirachi really getting coronated this Coachella
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Crazy how the U/Galleria era is hinted at in the spelling of the lyrics here youtu.be/peZwDIPyDEA
youtu.be
underscores 'Stupid (Can't run from the urge)' Lyric Video
YouTube video by underscores
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