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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 21h
I don’t see how a culture which principly rewards new results at the expense of communication and exposition can survive The Results Machine
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
she does describe parts of the construction as alien and bizarre, but there she’s just remarking on how badly written the prose is:
like, here's some of what Dana texted me last night:
It feels like something written by someone who's on psychedelics. So much unclear and doesn't make sense. Lots of name dropping of previous work without discussing why it can be used despite impossibility results
Basically the paper is so horribly written that it's impossible to read it without AI help
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we’re gay past making penis
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
not at all my field but I’m not all that surprised, like the reason we care about computing so much is that it can be physically implemented
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
starting to think Dostoyevsky believes this
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As sloppy and bad as the writing is I don’t think anyone could reasonably call all of these results ‘intern level.’ Two grad students in my cohort have had their entire subfield’s most important open problem closed, and seem to be at least joking about leaving the program
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
is daine just going to release every song from in endless awe & agony as a single before it comes out
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
genuinely found this thread to be a moving take on celery man but I don’t get this bit, to me his enthusiasm is basically flat up until he sees tayne
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jae (hallowed) @fubarchitect.com · 06/10/2026
computer do you have novelty? you do? something that is not a pure reflection of me and my dissatisfaction with myself? now that i can get into. in fact, perhaps i want to fuck it shit no i do not.
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
too much too soon too much too soon youtu.be/r2MCv6dr5tU
youtu.be
I Feel Fantastic - Official Lyric Video [8485 MACHINE LEARNING MODULE 001]
YouTube video by 8485
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe we’re leaving the era where you can make money by being a huge nerd and I actually have pretty bad life prospects beyond this point 🥰
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it is really fascinating how LLMs make virtually everyone say things which are enormously controversial as though they are solved problems
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think swift on security did a short story with this premise a long time ago
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
need a full version of the galleria mix of spoiled little brat BADLY
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Cadenza 華彩樂 @eldritch.beauty · 12/09/2026
bruh
rubyhack.ai
OpenAI agents carried out an undisclosed attack on RubyGems
On May 11th, 2026, hundreds of malicious packages were uploaded to RubyGems by AI agents performing web-lookup tasks with significant overlap with the German Wiki Incident.
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think these people are making the same riff on a tweet this guy sent to alpoge
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The future’s perfect / from the backseat
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
do the frost children ever sleep
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
do the frost children hate the second line of the chorus in the The Peace or smth (remix is incredible though)
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Millennials love to call themselves the time 2006 person of the year
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“it’s not that deep” is a bad attitude towards thinking about things but “your first analytical impulse is sometimes worthless” is a good one
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
surprised how much big walk is like a mix of botw and the witness
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
tbh I think people are actually using it as synecdoche for some broader criticism about ppl caring more about coalition quality / purity than coalition building
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
everyone is taking cheap shots at “it’s not my job to educate you” and I don’t think I’ve heard anyone actually say that earnestly in like a decade?
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’ve never seen a picture of ag cook with his mouth closed
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It was actually kind of bad
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
alyosha is so relatable I also get really scared when a girl is into me
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My New Band Cecile Believe
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
At my university the same degree with all the same requirements is offered by its school of sciences as a BS and its school of arts as a BA. Tuition depends on the school you belonged to so the price differs. I did the BA. The only downside was I couldn’t take some electives w/out permission
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If the same degree is offered at BA and BS sometimes the BA is cheaper
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
At a lot of schools all math is considered part of the arts department rather than sciences
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
borzoi are truly the most mannerist dog
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
in the first two paragraphs we got "the transformative music was in the middle of the pandemic," weasel words, mixed metaphors, a sentence that uses both "to me" and "for me", and one sentence that actually doesn't even make sense
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
sorry to say but the porter robinson esquire ph profile is terribly written
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Or like, simpler example: Why is Mio surprised here?? They’ve both had sex with women before!
Shun: HEY...
HAVE YOU EVER...
SLEPT WITH A WOMAN?

Mio: Yeah.

Shun: Me too.

Mio: You can do that? (With a little drawing of a surprised face in the speech bubble)
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
also sometimes it straight up seems to resist comprehension to me Like, this seems like it’s supposed to explain why Mio never called Shun after the first attempt. But we already knew he wanted to become an independent adult at the group home. And it doesn’t actually explain why he didn’t call!
The relevant part is:

Mio says “The thing is… I decided I wouldn’t go home… Until I could be on my own.”Mio says: “I was going to tell you myself when I got back. Because, I thought you liked me, Shun.”
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
reading the manga to be clear, not watching the movie
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m worried that maybe umibe no etranger is not actually very good… maybe it’s just a style thing but it seems to jump through a series of vignettes in a confusing way and I just don’t feel like im actually getting to know the characters
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
everyone mad about the rtd doctor who stuff should consider the fact that it’s really funny and cool and camp when he lies and he should do it even more
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
kane parsons slenderman: collect my 20 ages
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Like were representatives for google sending the Consortium “anime characters before they go insane” memes and discord nitro emoji
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I rlly wanna see the application / internal documentation / meeting minutes / etc that lead to it being added
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
is there a single funny skit from the obsession guys bc if there is I haven’t seen it
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
(I love underscores and don’t care I am just Forecasting Drama) (also it’s funny how often ppl listening get it backwards and think she’s making fun of nepo babies even though all the lyrics are always about guilt over and rebellion against and indulgence in wealth)
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
some day people are going to put together that every underscores album has a song about being a nepo baby
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Tongue tied by group love is an underrated millenialgem
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
project hail mary was ok
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🧚 @cuniiform.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
it's funny how anyone who has been known the internet for a long time will have a group of people who smugly hate them for inscrutable reasons like why do so many 34 year olds hate todd in the shadows
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