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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 6h

I am playing the Dominus collection and Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow. I played it on the original DS. I’m only just learning that the Luck stat is actually broken and does shit all to make souls and items drop. How?? HOW??? How do you fuck this up????

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 6h

Ahahaha what the fuck is this look? A polo under a fucking blazer with a Mao style collar? This crying Nazi dipshit is the brains behind the intellectual Silicon Valley philosophy of, “Actually, being rich does mean you should be in charge.”

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Grue of Ill Wind Studios @illwinds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Image being pregnant for 9 months, then enduring hours of excruciating pain and labor, only to give birth to a rape apologist failson. His mother must feel terrible, I know I would if my child turned out like this.

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Its exhausting to be a woman. Everyday is just rape rape rape. Rape in the news and rape in the show im watching and at night im running from rape in my dreams. And when i walk alone on the road i walk faster bc rape.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 12h

Lmao Rees-Mogg clearly thinks Carlson is a fucking idiot.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 12h

lmao imagine this guy, less than five years ago, walking up to college girls on campus to do Kirk style gotcha videos.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 13h

I hate this AI slop but lol at all the Peanuts characters just standing there like dipshits while Snoopy delivers a monologue in a court room.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh god I love Warhammer 40K Darktide 🎶chainsaw sword CHAINSAW sword 🎶

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“Sir, we’ve looked at the numbers. And people love it when you dress like a Frosh during pledge week for your MBA. It’s relatable.”

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tucker Carlson: We’ll put World War 2 on the burner. Let’s circle back to The Great War. Were Kaiser Wilhelm’s aggressions any less legitimate than Hitler’s sincere concerns about the borders of the lebensbraum? Let’s be real here, no woke gay history. An actual English person: The fuck, mate?

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m still thinking about this absolutely bonkers exchange. What was Tucker thinking???? “Waa the megalomaniacal dictator wrong for invading Poland????” “Yes. Yes, he was.” “Would it really be so bad if he invaded your country and forced you to speak German??” “Yes. That would be bad.”

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve been thinking about this and I don’t even understand Tucker’s white power angle here. A guy whose entire career is dog whistling racism and Great Replacement nonsense is asking an actual English person, “Would it be be so bad if you surrendered to Hitler and spoke German?”

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Man, you gotta be a really stupid piece of shit to make Rees-Mogg look good. To put this in perspective, at like age 8 Rees-Mogg had one share in a company and got driven to a shareholder meeting so he could demand higher dividends. That’s the kind of guy he started off as.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵

A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This shit from Hegseth is so annoying and embarrassing. Like 10% of USAF are directly combated related. The rest is logistics and support. This isn’t deep military knowledge, you learn this in high school history or by casually taking an interest in WW2. Hegseth is really dumb.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is so incredibly fake, but funny. Don’t bother with the comments, Reddit bought it wholesale. The ending is basically translated as, “The thing about Buccee’s was true, right?” “Yes.”

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You just know that when Smith looked all confused, because this was an incredibly stupid line of questioning, Schmitt must have been thinking, “YES! YES! Fucking got him!”

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I told him it sounds like you’re just feeding attorneys to your brother and then his family started crying.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me, tossing a revolver with one bullet loaded into it onto the table, “I wish they all could be California girls.” “Pick up the gun.”

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I only shot President Garfield. It was @schnorkles.bsky.social who was his doctor, and who killed him.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My hot take on the lesbian bar thing is that when I finally read the article it was about four double spaced pages long and I finished it before I was half done with a smoke. Real let down. I was saving it for a smoke based on the hype. That basically told me they had to really pad out the drama.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is like the “shoeshine boys are giving people stock tips” point of the inevitable AI crash. Same premise. If we just keep tossing money and credit into this hole, eventually all of us will be rich.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’ve been watching gas prices go up 10¢/gallon per day for the past several days. Granted, LA gas prices are at the high end of the national spectrum. Lmao. Less than two years of American Conservative thought in action and the entire global energy market is fucked.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Holy shit replaying BotW and the Trial of the Sword stuff is bullshit. L Like you can work shit out and then die in my one hit. It’s so annoying. Not even going to do it this run. And I beat 2 of 3 before. It’s just irritating. At least let me continue from the last safe room.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Would wear the fuck out of this and shoot, “My grandma loves me!!” from the rooftops in it.

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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“I fully support my boss’s strong and powerful decision.” -A failson trying to sound like he’s in charge

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don’t use DoorDash because I am fortunate enough to live within walking distance of multiple grocery stores and restaurants. I’ll just get a few steps in and listen to something. But reading the DD subreddit sounds like a nightmare for both customers and “contractors.”

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’ve never seen a political ad where the message is, “My opponent doesn’t want to talk about these issues that they’re really weak on. So I’m going to meet them on the issue they want to talk about: agreeing with their bigotry.”

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Come the fuck on lol this shit is embarrassing. You can hear them coaxing him to the right answer.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Lmao. They were expecting “Presidential Visit” levels of security from a public university. For a racist podcaster who already had an 8 person security team. You want that shit you pay for it. Don’t foist those costs off on to the university if you’re so damn important.

Campus police staffing was far below recommended levels for a school of that size. They also did not fly a drone to monitor rooftops or coordinate with local law enforcement to secure the event attended by about 3,000 people. There were no bag checks or metal detectors.

“The risk of a rooftop shooter should have been especially top-of-mind given the attempted assassination of President Trump, Charlie Kirk’s close friend and political ally, by a rooftop shooter the previous year,” Kirk family attorney D. Loren Washburn wrote in the notice to state and university officials.

Attorneys for Kirk’s family alleged additional lapses by officials, including not conducting an adequate risk assessment before approving the event, failing to establish a secure perimeter and having no first responders immediately available, resulting in Kirk being taken to a nearby hospital in a private vehicle rather than an ambulance after he was shot.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So alert and full of life, lmao. Look at the joy on his face.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here

the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.

I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026

This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Nathan for you meme with him in Ed Sheeran hair saying "The plan? Hire all Irish openers and then both sides a colonial genocide and see if they stay on tour."

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My teriyaki burgers are so fucking delicious my friend brought a patty home for his wife.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The most recent letter I wrote ended with, “I hate you. The only thing that could make me sad is you deriving joy from my hatred of you. Me speaking my hatred aloud gives you unearned power. Best Regards, -Cumshitter”

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