Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 17hImagine a group of people sitting around a table talking. Sometimes they joke, sometimes they tell stories, and sometimes they talk about personal interests. Some of them have skills or intellectual pursuits, and they'll talk about that. Now imagine someone has been watching 100
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026People from other countries: how do you spice beef? From Canada I always use Montreal steak spice. I've met Americans who say just salt and pepper or nothing at all. 000
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have a theory that, in recent years, art has been deliberately dumbed down and manipulated to make it easier for AI to take over. Movies have become all repeats of the same franchises or based off of past work, with the same generic humor, making it easier to copy. 110
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trump and his MAGA cronies spending billions to force hate for Trudeau only for him to be replaced by Carney is hilarious in retrospect. You guys couldn't handle a Canadian school teacher, try a banker with a PHD. LOL! 000
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Watching The Lizzie Borden story on netflix, and honestly I can understand the urge to kill this woman. I wouldn't do it and don't agree with it, but I understand it. 000
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"I didn't vote for this!!" says person who voted for it multiple times. 000
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The primary benefit of Canada joining the European Union is bringing East Coast and Newfoundland folk music to Eurovision. The world needs drunken sea shanties! 010
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 24/09/20261. Trump invades Canada, declares it a new state 2. Carney/Trudeau elected president and vice president of USA/Canada 3. Carney/Trudeau fix the republican bias in their court, make trans rights and abortion law, arrest Trump 4. Carney/Trudeau announce break up of USA/Canada 000
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The dead silence after Trump's bragging is deafening 000
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So, does this entire era of Canadian/American relationships all stem from Trump not being able to get over that one time in 2016 where people liked Trudeau more then him? Please tell me it doesn't. 000
Reposted by Cultured SwineThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 21/09/2026"At the end of the day, this may be the hardest thing for people like us to accept: The free world now views America as a threat. The free world is right to. And no one, or two, or three elections will change that."lnk.thebulwark.comCanada Is Making America Its B*tchThe story of how a crafty middle power pantsed a moronic superpower. 2238391
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Call me a radical far left free speech idealist but I don't think the president of the United States should just ban every newspaper that ever criticized him from the white house. 000
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The reason MAGA likes AI generated art so much is because everyone with talent, creative thinking, or passion votes democrat. 010
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Trump: If Canada joins the European Union, I'm going to be really, really upset!!!!! 😡😡😡 Canada: *joins the EU even harder* 100
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Republicans are destroying free speech because they lost the argument. 010
Reposted by Cultured SwineThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026No shit. We could have avoided all of this chaos and fuckery if our government had done the right thing. Now we all get to suffer since the MAGA GOP has no balls or patriotism. 1562471575
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Trump throwing a temper tantrum and threatening Canada with the same tariffs if we join the European Union is the absolute best possible response and proof we should do it even more. 010
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Now that its clear we Canadians are going to be come Europeans, we need to decide which KIND of European we will be: -Beer European -Wine European -Aperol Spritz Europeans Thoughts? 200
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So if Canada joins the EU, can we start taking two hour long drinking breaks at lunch and have August off? 100
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026One of the most obnoxious parts of modern economics is when billionaires/elites take some horrible part of being working class and say "there's your motivation to work harder," while creating barriers to becoming wealthy. They actively manufacture suffering to justify greed 000
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Shared in honour of the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's passing. This is a strong example of his level of rhetorical genius and ability to totally own the libs. 101
Reposted by Cultured SwineScott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Trump stopped a live speech in Dallas to beg supporters not to use the bathroom so cameras wouldn't catch empty seats. With his approval at 35%, he's completely unraveling. Read his exact words: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-is-h...dworkinsubstack.comTrump Is Hiding From Trump$47 million in midterm ads, no Trump on the disclaimer, and one address that ties it all back to his super PAC 77028
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The reason MAGA loves AI art is because all skilled, creative, and intelligent people are democrats. 000
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Thucydides Trap: when a rising power begins to challenge the falling power, war is a likely result. Trump: Well since China and Russia couldn't rise fast enough, I'll just have to make America fall faster. 010
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Trump without his wig/ hair dye. So why was it important to Trump to fake having blond hair? 000
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Right wing MAGA bubble meets reality. No, not everyone supports your slurs 010
Reposted by Cultured SwineMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026When Donald knew there was no real threat to his life, he preened for photographers, yelled “Fight, fight, fight!” and didn’t care if a fireman died. When Donald knew there was a real threat to his life, he hid in a catering truck and didn’t care if his staff died in the decoy plane. 12443911295
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026So technically, if what happened in Iran wasn't a war, then something called the "Department of War" shouldn't have been involved, right? 000
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Trump is a reverse Midas, the gold he touches turns to nothing. 000
Reposted by Cultured Swinekorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“Would you like to round up for charity?” Ma’am, I am currently purchasing frozen burritos with a coupon. Read the room. 1203214342
Reposted by Cultured SwineMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’“ 1783354995
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 03/09/2026no one is less Christian then a MAGA 'Christian" 010
Reposted by Cultured SwineThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 03/09/2026ICYMI: "As the saying goes: You can’t manage what you don’t measure. That aphorism assumes that managing societal or biological ills is an actual objective of this administration."lnk.thebulwark.comTrump’s Gift to the Money LaunderersTreasury isn’t merely shutting down an anti-corruption database. It’s deleting the data so future investigators can’t use it. 915761
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Pete Hegseth: We need our military to be more like the Spartans! *immediately loses fight with Persia over an important chokepoint* 020
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm not sure who would play it, but my vote is for Canada to send Newfoundland and East Coast style music to Eurovision. Lets give the world the taste of Saturday night at a Canadian pub. #Eurovision www.cbc.ca/music/eurovi...cbc.caWant to represent Canada at Eurovision? Here's everything to know | CBC MusicSubmissions for contestants competing for Canada open Aug. 31. 010
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Could you imagine deciding to dedicate your time to helping teens as a cadet instructor, and the secretary of war from another country shares your image to attack you in front of millions? 000
Reposted by Cultured SwineZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I was reading a book on Westerners' early encounters with Chinese food, and a 17th century guy at one point describes Cantonese cooking as something like "a lot of different hashes," and it's been living rent-free in my mind ever since. 1012712
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Republicans are just getting dirtier and dirtier now that they know they'll lose a fair election 000
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 30/08/2026An embarrassing part of this era isn't just what Trump and MAGA are doing with power, but reasons people gave them that power. We are at the mercy of people who thought calling disagreement "lame stream media" was a good argument to determine leadership of a global superpower. 010
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Like, at the same time? How many people who fuck animals for money applied to the FBI? 010
Reposted by Cultured SwineNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The Wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald Howard Lutnick is more Gordon Gekko than Gordon Lightfoot, and he's shipwrecked US-Canada relations while his boss Sundowns. If you could read my mind, you'd know I'd like the Gales of November 2026 to sink them to the bottom of "Lake America." by Maureen Dowd 331179169
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Tim Curry didn't die. He went to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... 000
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I have a theory called the "Actually Just One Problem" theory, or "AJOP." The theory is that all things listed as modern 'crisis,' ie obesity, loneliness, economy, health, mental health, employment, lack of innovation, community, and culture, etc, are all just one crisis. This 100
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Everything MAGA touches turns to dust. Give MAGA healthcare? Old diseases that used to be eradicated return. Give MAGA food? Everything from blueberries to lettuce recalled. Give MAGA education? Literacy Crisis. Give MAGA the military? Started a stupid war, currently losing it 110
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Reminder to not let the random horrible bullshit politicians are causing make you forget about the Epstein list 030
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I’m always so proud of Canada and our country’s amazing accomplishments, like this world record for the most people in dinosaur costumes, run by the University of Calgary. www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/commerc...guinnessworldrecords.comJurassic… academy? Hundreds of students dress as dinos to celebrate 60 years of UCalgaryOver 600 dinosaurs migrated from their dorm rooms to the centre of their University last week, to take part in this prehistoric party! 010
Cultured Swine @culturedswine2.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It is always fascinating to me how far people, even those who normally condemn violence, will go to pretend China is innocent of anything and reports to otherwise are lies. This exact claim elsewhere would immediately get called out as genocide denialism, but for China is normal. 000