iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

im addicted to coke. diet coke, to be specific

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“Why are my teeth so yellow?”, he wonders, as he drinks his third cup of ice coffee

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my even-earlier childhood: Freddi Fish, Pajama Sam, Putt-Putt, JumpStart (the “please give me a whole tray of peas” series)

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 27/09/2026

my very online childhood in one picture. Bring back the online virtual worlds, we need them back

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I wish another #TheDress (white/gold vs blue/black) would appear. We need more innocent viral discussion pieces

Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 23/09/2026

New hell unlocked: 2 required responses to a Canvas discussion board where all of the initial posts are obviously ChatGPT generated

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 23/09/2026

I need everyone to know that I had to pay ~$1500 to park at my university that I attended for only 2 years. None of that was daily parking or ticket penalties

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 22/09/2026

fun bsky fact: type in any Katseye lyric into the search and OnlyFans gays thirst trapping will appear

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skip 💾 @skip4d.art · 22/09/2026

this pale bitch literally always drops something at the same time as carly. move over !!!!!!!!!! you made enough money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 22/09/2026

Honestly, I couldn’t even tell you what I would do if when you ok so he said yes would go

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 21/09/2026

Sometimes I’ll post an opinion and then I think “wait did I already post this” then I look at my feed and I see I posted the complete opposite opinion less than a week ago

Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 21/09/2026

hated trope: character consumes marijuana and somehow experiences an acid trip

Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 20/09/2026

I just took my first financial accounting exam. Actually very easy! Also I did notice all of the 18 year olds in their first semester in college silently spiraling because it turns out you actually have to study in college. been there LOL

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 17/09/2026

turn that shit UPPPPP (Sounds for the Department Store 1979)

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 16/09/2026

the difference between /r/GirlDinnerDiaries and /r/BoyDinnerDiaries is fascinating. GirlDinnerDiaries will say "My boyfriend punched my mom and wants to move to Tel Aviv. Homemade fish taco with margarita mocktail" and BoyDinnerDiaries is "I never thought of my gf as human. Unseasoned ground beef."

Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 14/09/2026

oh coconut water what would I do without you

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 13/09/2026

I do not support all furries. Some of you bitches are very dumb!

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 13/09/2026

i'm obsessed with the braindead furries that will reply with thirst comments to literally anything. like the post is "I miss you Fido. I'm glad I got to pat your head once more as you crossed the rainbow bridge" and the comment is "ok but pat my head too uwu (furry telegram sticker)"

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 13/09/2026

is there a reason to buy a privacy screen protector for your phone that isn't watching porn on the bus

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 09/09/2026

idk if mega tatsugri rly fits here, i just like it

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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Thorgy was so correct when she called P!nk a "bad seed on this earth"

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 07/09/2026

stop writing those "funny" amazon reviews about those sugar free gummy bears that make you blast diarrhea. we get it. it's not funny anymore

Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 04/09/2026

honestly in hindsight the fact that i used to share my live location with friends and acquaintances on snapchat's snap map is so crazy. how did I not get chopped up

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 04/09/2026

Every time an In-n-Out or Raising Cane's opens and permanently makes some roads unusable, a baby is killed via hammers

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Burger @burgerkapitany.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Laganaphyllis Simnovorii 🌱🐄

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 27/08/2026

fellas is it gay to signal and then look in your rearview mirror, side mirror, and look over your shoulder before merging???

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 19/08/2026

i think i am closing the door on the Katseye realm. that hootie frutti tea is Not valid

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 09/08/2026

one thing about me is i fucken hate those animal videos with dubbed baby voice so much. the people who make those videos will be thrown to the pit of infinite suffering (Gary, IN)

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 08/08/2026

Maybe my tastebuds are just blown out and gaped but I am so sick of buying “spicy” food that turns out to be not spicy at all

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Apparently, it's international Drag day, so have another comic on the Haus

Two morticians preside over another one applying makeup to a corpse. One of the overseeing morticians says "the kid's new to the mortician business, but he seems enthusiastic. Hey! How's that makeup coming?" The kid reveals the corpse and it has exaggerated glam makeup on in the style of Trixie Mattel. He says "voilà! It's Trixie Mattel." The overseeing mortician says "uh... I think the mourners may want something more... subtle." The kid says "right, right. Gotcha, chief." The kid redoes the makeup in the style of Katya and says "voilà! It's Katya!" The overseeing morticians look vexed.

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ψ psi hypo 💿 @psihypo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Oh no that's where Nanao works #Ψdraw

Cartoon drawing of Nanao standing in front of the data center for BIG CBT. Text box: "Lucky me! the ai data center was hiring part-timers!"

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 01/08/2026

whoever invented sriracha mayo i just wanna kiss you right on the mouth

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children on e-bikes please stop coming within inches of my moving car with no helmet on. stop

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It’s like the Chinese “Creme Fraiche”

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do white food creators get paid every time they say “Shaoxing Wine”????

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 29/07/2026

these Bubs Banana Toffee Ovals are so delicious......

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concept: grilled cheese fondue, tomato soup fountain

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 26/07/2026

why are there so many pooping-themed children's toys. did marketing people really sit around a comically long table and decide to invest in toys that actually poop. is that what the kids want? do the kids want the poop? or is poop being forced upon them?