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Cuebitt with 2 Ts

@cuebitt.rip
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25 • he/him • demi/gay • holy cow (species) • problematic purple • evil twink with an Apple Watch he died. does that make sense? Links ℹ️ ➡️ cuebitt.rip Pfp 🎨 ➡️ @bradesu.bsky.social ➡️ 18+ only 🔞 ⬅️

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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 17h
Waiter!! More hyper cock please!!
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mac! 🦦 @genottr.bsky.social · 19h
Which would you rather have: gaggy son💅🏽 or tea daughter🍵 ?
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 28/09/2026
im addicted to coke. diet coke, to be specific
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 28/09/2026
“Why are my teeth so yellow?”, he wonders, as he drinks his third cup of ice coffee
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 28/09/2026
my very online childhood in one picture. Bring back the online virtual worlds, we need them back
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 27/09/2026
I wish another #TheDress (white/gold vs blue/black) would appear. We need more innocent viral discussion pieces
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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 27/09/2026
The blissful servicing of a colossus. #furryart by @chillisaur.bsky.social #macro #micro #sizedifference #gay #bara
A giant, macro Socks laying down and being worshipped by a dozen tiny micros. Sniffing pits, licking nipples, humping balls, resting on his cock, being smushed by his giant self. This is his ultimate dream is to be just serviced by a bunch of cute furries
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 24/09/2026
[Verse]
Everyone has fingernails and everyone wants cash
So send us all your fingernails and we'll send you some cash

[Chorus]
Fingernails4Cash.com, Fingernails4Cash
Remember, it's just fingernails so don't expect much cash
Fingernails4Cash.com, our service never fails
Just take the cash and don't ask why we want your fingernails
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 23/09/2026
New hell unlocked: 2 required responses to a Canvas discussion board where all of the initial posts are obviously ChatGPT generated
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 23/09/2026
I need everyone to know that I had to pay ~$1500 to park at my university that I attended for only 2 years. None of that was daily parking or ticket penalties
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 22/09/2026
fun bsky fact: type in any Katseye lyric into the search and OnlyFans gays thirst trapping will appear
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skip 💾 @skip4d.art · 22/09/2026
this pale bitch literally always drops something at the same time as carly. move over !!!!!!!!!! you made enough money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 22/09/2026
Honestly, I couldn’t even tell you what I would do if when you ok so he said yes would go
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 21/09/2026
Sometimes I’ll post an opinion and then I think “wait did I already post this” then I look at my feed and I see I posted the complete opposite opinion less than a week ago
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 21/09/2026
hated trope: character consumes marijuana and somehow experiences an acid trip
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 20/09/2026
#TaterTots
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 20/09/2026
I just took my first financial accounting exam. Actually very easy! Also I did notice all of the 18 year olds in their first semester in college silently spiraling because it turns out you actually have to study in college. been there LOL
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 17/09/2026
turn that shit UPPPPP (Sounds for the Department Store 1979)
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 16/09/2026
the difference between /r/GirlDinnerDiaries and /r/BoyDinnerDiaries is fascinating. GirlDinnerDiaries will say "My boyfriend punched my mom and wants to move to Tel Aviv. Homemade fish taco with margarita mocktail" and BoyDinnerDiaries is "I never thought of my gf as human. Unseasoned ground beef."
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 15/09/2026
he's alive??????
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 14/09/2026
oh coconut water what would I do without you
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 13/09/2026
i'm obsessed with the braindead furries that will reply with thirst comments to literally anything. like the post is "I miss you Fido. I'm glad I got to pat your head once more as you crossed the rainbow bridge" and the comment is "ok but pat my head too uwu (furry telegram sticker)"
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 13/09/2026
is there a reason to buy a privacy screen protector for your phone that isn't watching porn on the bus
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🍓 @unmovingtroika.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 09/09/2026
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thorgy was so correct when she called P!nk a "bad seed on this earth"
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 07/09/2026
stop writing those "funny" amazon reviews about those sugar free gummy bears that make you blast diarrhea. we get it. it's not funny anymore
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 04/09/2026
honestly in hindsight the fact that i used to share my live location with friends and acquaintances on snapchat's snap map is so crazy. how did I not get chopped up
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 04/09/2026
Every time an In-n-Out or Raising Cane's opens and permanently makes some roads unusable, a baby is killed via hammers
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Burger @burgerkapitany.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Laganaphyllis Simnovorii 🌱🐄
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 27/08/2026
fellas is it gay to signal and then look in your rearview mirror, side mirror, and look over your shoulder before merging???
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 19/08/2026
🫵 F-WORD (flop)
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 19/08/2026
i think i am closing the door on the Katseye realm. that hootie frutti tea is Not valid
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 17/08/2026
my ability to enjoy hyperpop music when adhd medicine hits my bloodstream:
static.klipy.com
Spider-Man's Death in Infinity War
ALT: Spider-Man's Death in Infinity War
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 09/08/2026
one thing about me is i fucken hate those animal videos with dubbed baby voice so much. the people who make those videos will be thrown to the pit of infinite suffering (Gary, IN)
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 08/08/2026
Maybe my tastebuds are just blown out and gaped but I am so sick of buying “spicy” food that turns out to be not spicy at all
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Apparently, it's international Drag day, so have another comic on the Haus
Two morticians preside over another one applying makeup to a corpse. One of the overseeing morticians says "the kid's new to the mortician business, but he seems enthusiastic. Hey! How's that makeup coming?" The kid reveals the corpse and it has exaggerated glam makeup on in the style of Trixie Mattel. He says "voilà! It's Trixie Mattel." The overseeing mortician says "uh... I think the mourners may want something more... subtle." The kid says "right, right. Gotcha, chief." The kid redoes the makeup in the style of Katya and says "voilà! It's Katya!" The overseeing morticians look vexed.
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ψ psi hypo 💿 @psihypo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh no that's where Nanao works #Ψdraw
Cartoon drawing of Nanao standing in front of the data center for BIG CBT. Text box: "Lucky me! the ai data center was hiring part-timers!"
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 01/08/2026
whoever invented sriracha mayo i just wanna kiss you right on the mouth
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 30/07/2026
children on e-bikes please stop coming within inches of my moving car with no helmet on. stop
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 30/07/2026
do white food creators get paid every time they say “Shaoxing Wine”????
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 30/07/2026
these Bubs Banana Toffee Ovals are so delicious......
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 29/07/2026
concept: grilled cheese fondue, tomato soup fountain
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 26/07/2026
why are there so many pooping-themed children's toys. did marketing people really sit around a comically long table and decide to invest in toys that actually poop. is that what the kids want? do the kids want the poop? or is poop being forced upon them?
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 25/07/2026
niche specific feeling alert: "This is very sad and I would surely be crying if my antidepressant dose wasn't maxed out"
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 23/07/2026
Lawyers of Reddit: What's the worst example of this very specific interpersonal relationship failure that you've ever experienced? 💬: Not a lawyer, but 💬: I'm not a lawyer, but 💬: Not a lawyer and this happened to a friend,
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 20/07/2026
Heartbreaking: you just caught up on weeks of a webcomic and nothing happened
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 16/07/2026
controversial hot take opinion: i love pizza
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Cuebitt with 2 Ts @cuebitt.rip · 16/07/2026
my life might be a little sad from time to time, but at least I'm not in a situationship with Claude or ChatGPT
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