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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 12h
Bruno screwing up the knee slide exactly like I would
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tennessee bar results come out today and I care this year because we have two lovely new associates, and I’m just refreshing the page constantly, even though the website says they will be released “between 5-6 Central”
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Premier League’s news section contains multitudes.
Screenshot of the Premier League’s news section of their website. The top story is the Manchester City statement, followed by “Who has run the furthest this Premier League season”
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sep 29th 2008 - Following the Subprime mortgage crisis, Destiny found herself without a job and pregnant. 📽️📅 Hustlers (2019)
4 Screenshots from the movie "Hustlers" (2019): First, a vibrant nightclub scene with dancers and colorful lights, with the subtitle "And for one last moment... everything was so glamorous and cool." Second, a black screen with the date "September 29, 2008" in white text. Third, a news anchor in a newsroom setting, with the subtitle "We begin our coverage tonight of what's been called." Fourth, the same news anchor, continuing with the subtitle "the worst financial crisis in modern times."
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 28/09/2026
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone please watch The Final Problem on Netflix so we can discuss this woman’s series of insane hats
Woman wearing a hat that looks like an embroidered mixing bowl (she’s making it work)
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 25/09/2026
If I was Manchester City I would simply not have committed a vast litany of financial crimes 💅
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 25/09/2026
I want to know what the one charge that the panel was like "actually that one isnt that bad"
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Robert Pattison looks nothing like him, but intensely focused weirdo is his speciality. (And he gets to do a new voice!)
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Since a software upgrade last week, hitting “ctrl+N” in Word brings up a random plugin instead of a new Word document and this will be my 13th reason
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That opening was terrible in a way that’s a charming throwback. #Emmys
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 13/09/2026
if i were an elite professional footballer i simply wouldn't do stupid shit
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Woo!
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I lost my day to a migraine, I really need Arsenal to win here
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That’s my man!
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Per my photo memories, happy 4th anniversary to the Don’t Worry Darling Venice premiere
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Land” was a real bummer.
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Finally put up my kitchen gallery wall. Had to include the before-and-after London Indian food pictures that I have been carting around since 2011.
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Aug 29th 1997 - "It is August 29th. In 48 hours, her life will change for ever, but she doesn't know it yet." 📽️📅 Amélie (2001)
1 Screenshots from the movie "Amélie" (2001): First, a woman with short dark hair and a red shirt stands in a warmly lit Parisian café looking back at the camera. The subtitle reads "It's August 29th. In 48 hours, her life will change forever..."
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got to the library at 5:59 and checked out my hold literally as they were turning the lights out to close
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Dun Jun @clustertuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton ❤️ Here's a lovely Dolly story: We worked together on "Transamerica." She told me that the bible passage that used to puzzle her the most was, "the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." She said, "How the heck do you sin against the Holy Ghost, and-
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Dun Jun @clustertuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
-why is it the ONLY unforgivable sin?" And then she told me, "I finally figured it out. The Holy Ghost is that part of God that lives in everybody, and the way you sin against it is by not loving everybody with all your heart, for exactly who they are."
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Dolly Parton - Travelin' Thru [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by NettwerkMusic
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just thought about Jane Fonda hearing the news and now I have to lie down.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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Rob Harvilla @harvilla.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP dolly parton, the Single Greatest American
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, US country star, actor and philanthropist, dies aged 80
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Dolly Parton, US country star, actor and philanthropist, dies aged 80
Songwriter of I Will Always Love You, Jolene and 9 to 5 also invested millions in child literacy, Covid-19 vaccine development and other causes Dolly Parton, one of the greatest singer-songwriters in country music who was also much cherished for her philanthropy, has died aged 80. Her death was announced by nephew Brian Seaver on Instagram. Continue reading...
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Time once again for one of the canonical soccer Twitter post
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The lightning is doing this annoying constant strobe light thing that I really need to stop.
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Claire McNear @clairemcnear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
yeah I'm gonna need about a trillion more details about the time Queen Elizabeth went to a chimpanzee boxing match
Lenz joined a circus in Holland when he was 17 years old, and animal training became his specialty. After establishing himself internationally working with brown bears in various circuses, he was hired by Bertram Mills to train its team of six chimps. His wife, Ann, a trapeze artist and high-wire walker, joined him and together they helmed one of Bertram Mills’ most popular attractions.

Billy and the other chimps did somersaults on trampolines, rode bicycles, beat on drums and pretended to play musical instruments in a mariachi band, but the act that really got crowds going was the chimp boxing match. The elaborate spectacle featured chimps playing the roles of boxers, referees and nurses. Lenz chose Billy and another chimp, Pepe, as the fighters, and dubbed them “world chimpions of the ring” in his advertising. Nicknamed “The Professor” for his smarts, Billy was one of the troupe’s most engaging performers and best fit the role of The Champ. The matches highlighted Bertram Mills’ annual Christmas show at the Olympia in London, where Billy vanquished Pepe in front of audiences that included Queen Elizabeth II and Princess Margaret.
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Channel surfed to My Cousin Vinny right as Marisa Tomei’s testimony started #blessed
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We used to be a country
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Howard Ashman 🔪stab🔪 account @michaelchu7.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"My boyfriend was supposed to pick me up after that shoot, so I called him and I was like "OJ, where are you?" And he was like "Wait, you're alive? Then who did I kill?""
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Cute moment when I was running errands today and got lunch: sat next to teenage girl giving her mom an extremely detailed breakdown of the new Spider Man, primarily about all the Peter/MJ moments.
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My sister and I were discussing our Letterboxed ranking system and she said “I don’t watch many bad movies, except for acclaimed ones that are bad,” and then at the same time we both said “like ‘Triangle of Sadness’”
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good-faith concern on this issue would be going, "hmm, professional sports leagues should probably have some standards in place to ensure trans competitors aren't getting an unfair advantage," googling for 5 minutes, realizing every sports league already has those standards and dropping it.
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Laurel Brown @docbrown.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is legitimately horrifying. The bar exam is one of the most stressful professional activities in existence, and there's no excuse for screwing over 600 people this way.
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Gong Li row in today’s Cinematrix was just for me.
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’ve seen so much “why is there one in Chattanooga” and like, because aquarium. That screen primarily shows “The Wonders of Our Oceans” or whatever every hour.
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🏒🧛🏻‍♀️Ashley Harlequin🧛🏻‍♀️🏒 @misskittyf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Upside is that The Odyssey is about to put SO much money towards the Tennessee Aquarium’s local fish conservation efforts. tnaqua.org/in-the-field...
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Lake Sturgeon status improves as reintroduction program celebrates 25th release year - Tennessee Aquarium
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 19/07/2026
Argentina’s one shot this game went right into Merino’s face.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 19/07/2026
Weeeeeeeeeee
A bad drawing of Pau Cubarsi rentering the earth's atmosphere after being punted to Neptune by Enzo Fernandez
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They mentioned Zubimendi and I made a noise that startled my parents
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He knocked over that guy like that buffalo at Yellowstone
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My parents and I all yelled “WOAH” at that red card, like a Greek chorus
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Muppets are also American heritage.
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I refuse to be mad about the halftime show. This is the sort of American nonsense that we should be doing in a home tournament.
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C @ctuley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just looked up if Digger is being released by a Fox-related company so he can stay on Academy voters minds, but it’s Warner Brothers so he’s just there for the love of the game
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