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Sam

@cstyson.bsky.social
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“Sir, this is an Arby’s” Once booted from the hell site because my governor had a side piece and I had jokes. A chapter of my life story is chronicled in legal textbooks. I’m just praying for the lord to deliver me from these pick sixes. 📍Charleston

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Ethicist | We increasingly suspect our son was one of the Cornell rapists. Do we have to turn him in now, or can we wait until he gets his Christmas bonus from his private equity firm?
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This game makes me miss 1980s and 90s NBA
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This Fever-Mercury game is out of control 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Such good news. Human beings are capable of magical and wonderful things. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Cervical cancer deaths fall to zero in young women given HPV vaccine
A new study finds that hundreds of lives have been saved since school-age girls were offered the HPV jab in 2008.
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
But for real, wtf was that comeback?
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
New York is just kind of fated to win the chip, huh?
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What in the fuck was that comeback
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’m not sure I should bother watching the rest of this game
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
GSV is so gritty! It’s beautiful
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
There’s a WWE event in Italy this weekend. That leads me to this question: is WWE big in Italy?
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Donald Trump is sending the Justice Department after a woman he raped.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
You can't go out and pitch a scoreless inning and lower your ERA to 0.72 on the year and then come to the plate as the leadoff hitter and do this. Like man this isn't fucking little league, what the fuck
Shohei Ohtani hitting a 111.3mph home run 424 feet to lead off the game
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Turning over the ball like it’s coated in butter! Butter?! BUTTER PECAN?! I can already hear the TikTok in the morning 🤣
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Are the Knicks really that his good?
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Another great game between Portland and New York.
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Sparks-Aces might be the best game of the season. KP has been insane. Carter unreal. A’ja doing MVP shit. Cam Brink unlocking god mode. I don’t want this game to end
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Can this Spark-Aces game just keep going after time expires? This is amazing
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This black and blue kit for ATL is 🔥 🔥 🔥
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/05/2026
It's great that America's loudest and shittiest rich dullards are all hollering about what they think Greek mythology is
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Norm Ornstein @normornstein.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Cartoon of the month
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
What a great game. How can you not be romantic about sports?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Looked like Jazz getting thrown out by Uncle Phil
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A’ja had 45 tonight?!?!?! OMFG
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sonia Citron is coooooooooooold blooded!!!!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
There is no specific language in the Constitution that says that votes need to be counted. So it’s hard to understand why Louisiana voters are upset with their esteemed governor Jeff Landry. by Jonathan Turley
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The WNBA is so much fun
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Let’s go Flau’jae! But also go Valks
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
How many more seasons have to pass before we get an Inside the WNBA pregame show? And halftime update?
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Adam Klasfeld @klasfeldreports.com · 05/05/2026
A federal judge ORDERS the Trump DOJ to unseal the names of the currently redacted witnesses cited in the affidavit supporting the search warrant for the seizure of 2020 presidential election ballots in Fulton County, Ga. Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Kent Lee Platte (Mathbomb) @mathbomb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Monroe Freeling was drafted in round 1 with pick 19 in the 2026 draft class. He scored a 9.99 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 2 out of 1645 OT from 1987 to 2026. ras.football/ras-informat...
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Back in the 90s, Monica would sing to us about how "it's just one of them days," but with inflation the way it is, I feel like it's just one of them weeks now.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Me, a space astronaut, to the sailors: Would it be easier if I just put it down on the deck of your boat? Let me hop back in there and I'll move it.
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
So... how many of those waterlogged sailors are trying to convince the crew they didn't go to the moon?
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Before Artemis II goes on display somewhere, it will be given a liberal coat of MAXL-1 to give it that new space module look with a showroom shine
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I was going to catch up on The Pitt tonight, but I didn't realize this was the Zach Snyder cut of splashdown
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
"Houston... Artemis crew is refusing to leave the module... they said we forgot snacks... request a Cook-Out menu"
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm so glad this historic moment is being shot on a potato
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
"CAPCOM... can you relay to Artemis to stay in the module until this dude from the internet comes back from the bathroom? He's been holding it since 400,000 feet"
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Today, kids, we're learning why NASA never asks me to narrate these events for the world
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You almost get the feeling they're inflating this thing by blowing on the little nipple thing on the side like a pool float
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Astronauts go to the damn moon and back only to end up on some kind of HGTV ocean show where everybody talking about building big porches. That's messed up, HGTV
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Do y'all reckon the people on boats brought the Artemis crew snacks? I would have brought them snacks. Like Twizzlers. I bet they would like some Twizzlers
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Y'all reckon it would have made more sense to just land Integrity on the deck of one of those big boats out there?
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
OMFG get off my LinkedIn. I don’t update it on purpose because you still creeping all these years later
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's Tuesday before 9am... may as well have the sitting US president announce a planned genocide for primetime. Fuck you, MAGA
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WNBA @wnba.com · 06/04/2026
🚨 TRADE ALERT 🚨 The @chicagosky trades the contract of Angel Reese and the right to swap the teams’ own 2028 2nd round draft picks to @atlantadream in exchange for Atlanta’s own 2027 1st round draft pick and Atlanta’s own 2028 1st round draft pick.
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I don't think I was aware UCLA was this good. Beating the brakes off South Carolina was not my expectation for this game
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
South Carolina comes out with the finesse game first half, it doesn't work, down 13, and will come out in the second half back to that raw strength overpower game and win it by 8.
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Sam @cstyson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Monumentally bad decision by Boozer. Incredible shot by Mullins from the logo. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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