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Courtney

@csloane.bsky.social
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always awkward. always hungry. always loving on Rocco, Charly, and Ollie 🐶 and sometimes Bob 🤵🏻

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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hollanov4ever
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I get my Heated Rivalry tattoo on Wednesday and I’m so excited I could scream 😭
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
people take the wrong parts of the internet too seriously. a harmless little jokey joke about MLMs will have people trying to send you podcasts about MLMs and other people will write an essay telling you why you shouldn’t label MLMs as pyramid schemes. I promise you, it truly is not that deep.
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
he doesn’t fuck around about his ball
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
woke up covered in hives from my ears to my thighs 🙃 I had so much to do today 😭 cold packs all over my body and Heated Rivalry for the millionth time instead
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Bob is at a class in SC and he gets to go to Publix and eat pub subs and I’m stuck in PA being bored 😭
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Hell yeah brother
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Zayn at Soundgarden for an in store performance next month, and Louis in July 😭 knocking out my top 2 favs this year FINALLY
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
watching Traitors for the first time, why does Michael Rapaport eat like that?
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
if Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie have taught us anything, it’s that we want more men in slutty little crop tops and cunty choker necklaces
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
what kind of goodnight texts do you get from your mom?
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
was elected firehouse baker which is weird cause I became a stay at home wife so I wouldn’t have to work…
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I bully my husband on the regular and he still says, “a princess like you shouldn’t be spending money on things you want, I’m buying it for you” to which I reply, “don’t ever fucking call me a princess again. but you’re right. thank you” I 🩷 marriage
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
the amount of money I would pay to be able to watch Heated Rivalry for the first time again 😭
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
all of my Valentine’s Day presents have been centered around this show and I wouldn’t have it any other way 🩵💙
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
new favorite shirt finally got here
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
the chocolate muffin Olympian guy has started watching Heated Rivalry. I love watching new people become part of the cult.
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I fucked up my first batch of cookies for Bob’s new firehouse but he is obsessed with them and convinced me to bake more but y’all these things look atrocious. they’re gonna think it’s my first time ever baking 😭
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
A$AP Rocky is probably the most beautiful man ever created
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
not only does my nail tech kill it every single time, she also surprises me with a 12 pack of Poppi Shirley Temples that have been impossible to find
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
watching Tell Me Lies after being obsessed with Heated Rivalry, is…. rough to say the least
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
at Medieval Times yesterday and Bob said “they need a Knights version of Heated Rivalry. that shit would go so hard” I’ve created a monster
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
braces are FINALLY coming off on March 24th 😭 3 years of hell almost over
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
the way I NEED Heated Rivalry injected into my veins. it’s perfect. flawless. stunning. I fall more in love with it every time I watch it
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I love married life
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I’ve just learned about Spacehey, it’s basically MySpace but a different name?
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
the world is going to shit but at least my dogs are cute
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404 Media @404media.co · 07/01/2026
NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality. Our latest:
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DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
got a Thrive Market subscription for Christmas and just got our first order. so excited to have a better variety of everything cause out here in nowhere land ya gotta drive over an hour for any decent grocery stores
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
today I’m thankful for enrichment toys cause it’s too cold outside, even Rocco doesn’t wanna be out there.
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
the crime & the criminal
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
these videos of people with their accomplishment cakes make me SOB
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
while I absolutely hate living in an HOA community, nothing beats the neighborhood FB group drama
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I asked the vet today what age Rocco and Charly are considered middle aged and she said “now” 😭 and then in 2027 they be considered geriatric 😭
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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a man is sitting in a van with the words `` nice bunny nostril '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a man is sitting in a van with the words `` nice bunny nostril '' written on the bottom .
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
we got Soupy last night
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
got to Philly and started getting ready…. left my entire make up bag at home 🙃
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
of course it’s icy out on the day I’m supposed to get the haircut I’ve been needing for months 🙃
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
today is our family Thanksgiving, and I should’ve baked the cookie brownies last night so it was one less thing to stress about this morning, but nooooo. I was hellbent on being in bed by 8pm 🙃
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Bob is gone till Wednesday which means I have to do all the boy jobs around the house 😩
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I can’t stop craving mozzarella sticks, but specifically the ones you typically get at the bowling alley
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
sick of my body punishing me every month for not being pregnant 😩 being a girl is stupid
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
tortured the dogs for Christmas card photos, they look cute as hell though
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I killed it on this one, I’ll actually eat something I baked for once
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
he’s gonna be 7 in January 😭 he’s gonna absolutely devastate me one day
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14/11/2025
Clinton should be in prison. Trump should be in prison. Bush should be in prison. Hell, Obama should probably be in prison. Fuck it, elect a dog. There's no rule that says a dog can't be president.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/11/2025
This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
a very grumpy little brussels griffon with black and tan fur and big ears is laying in a fluffy dog bed and absolutely scowling at you. his mouth is a downturned arch that would be classified as a rainbow shape in any more positive context, and he’s squinting directly at you, challenging this unnecessary disruption. the green dog bed he’s laying on looks (probably coincidentally?) exactly like the fur of oscar the grouch.
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
all I want in life right now is some Taco Bell and fried pickles
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
about damn time
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