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Courtney

@csloane.bsky.social
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always awkward. always hungry. always loving on Rocco, Charly, and Ollie 🐶 and sometimes Bob 🤵🏻

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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hollanov4ever
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
he doesn’t fuck around about his ball
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Hell yeah brother
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
what kind of goodnight texts do you get from your mom?
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
was elected firehouse baker which is weird cause I became a stay at home wife so I wouldn’t have to work…
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
all of my Valentine’s Day presents have been centered around this show and I wouldn’t have it any other way 🩵💙
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
new favorite shirt finally got here
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I love married life
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
the world is going to shit but at least my dogs are cute
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
the crime & the criminal
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
we got Soupy last night
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I killed it on this one, I’ll actually eat something I baked for once
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
he’s gonna be 7 in January 😭 he’s gonna absolutely devastate me one day
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
about damn time
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
taking any form of donations for local food banks. info in the flyer if you’d like to help. if you can’t help with food or money, please share.
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
ready to stick out like a sore thumb at Sabrina Carpenter
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
just spending my morning ugly crying…
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
heard they want ICE digging into our social media posts, if that’s true, enjoy my new favorite crewneck you pieces of shit 😘
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
it was a good night with TSSF & ND
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
the only downside to order glasses online is that virtual try on isn’t always accurate and now I have comically large clown size glasses 😂
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
he’s supposed to be making t-shirts and I’m supposed to be sleeping
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
he’s so beautiful, but I need him to stop getting old 😭
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
7 YEARS 🖤 with the greatest glizzy guzzler there ever was, Robert Bobert ❤️
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
sometimes we don’t dress like Adam Sandler…
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I don’t think anyone fully understands how obsessed I am with him. I need him to live forever.
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Crocs purse babyyyyy
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Bob, a baby, and Bananas
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I’ve been chosen 😭 he never snuggles anymore so this is a special day
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
4 days before surgery ➡️ today 3.5 months post op
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Bob’s influence is too strong
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
started from the bottom now we here! waited 23 years to be able to bite into food. and waited 7 weeks to be able to chew again!
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
NO MORE BABY TOOTHBRUSH!!!
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
it’s crazy what having your jaw cranked forward 2cm can do for you
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
smile has me looking like I had a stroke
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
cranking this bitch open. I’m determined to be able to brush my teeth normally by next week
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I got a visitor tonight 😭💕
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
recovery might kill me but I did it
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
guys…. I fear I will not survive the liquid diet portion of recovery
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
my sweet sleepy Charly girl. loves her face rubs when it’s nap time
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Elon wants firefighters to justify their jobs….
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I made dinner for the fam, and apparently the comfort food was a little too comforting
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
my new jaw is in there
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I have a house to clean today which means I just roll out of bed and put my short ass hair in a shitty ponytail and head out. caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and was humbled when I immediately realized this is what I look like
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
mom got to honk the horn today. scared the absolute fuck out of me even though I knew it was coming.
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
demons have had a good Christmas morning
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
always helping me get ready 🥰
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
two fat syringes of fluid drained, and she’s back to somewhat normal. even Rocco was concerned. now to ice and just hope it stays normal all weekend 🙃
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse
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Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
early Christmas present was also a hint to my bigger present, which is that we are going to Chicago in May to see Turnover with my best friend 😭 sitter for the dogs is already booked and everything 😭 best husband ever
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