Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 26/02/2026was elected firehouse baker which is weird cause I became a stay at home wife so I wouldn’t have to work… 000
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 16/02/2026all of my Valentine’s Day presents have been centered around this show and I wouldn’t have it any other way 🩵💙 000
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 09/01/2026the world is going to shit but at least my dogs are cute 000
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I killed it on this one, I’ll actually eat something I baked for once 000
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 15/11/2025he’s gonna be 7 in January 😭 he’s gonna absolutely devastate me one day 000
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 30/10/2025taking any form of donations for local food banks. info in the flyer if you’d like to help. if you can’t help with food or money, please share. 001
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 23/10/2025ready to stick out like a sore thumb at Sabrina Carpenter 110
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 04/10/2025heard they want ICE digging into our social media posts, if that’s true, enjoy my new favorite crewneck you pieces of shit 😘 000
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 26/09/2025the only downside to order glasses online is that virtual try on isn’t always accurate and now I have comically large clown size glasses 😂 000
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 18/09/2025he’s supposed to be making t-shirts and I’m supposed to be sleeping 000
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 14/09/2025he’s so beautiful, but I need him to stop getting old 😭 000
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 25/08/20257 YEARS 🖤 with the greatest glizzy guzzler there ever was, Robert Bobert ❤️ 000
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I don’t think anyone fully understands how obsessed I am with him. I need him to live forever. 010
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I’ve been chosen 😭 he never snuggles anymore so this is a special day 010
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 08/05/2025started from the bottom now we here! waited 23 years to be able to bite into food. and waited 7 weeks to be able to chew again! 010
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 19/04/2025it’s crazy what having your jaw cranked forward 2cm can do for you 010
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 04/04/2025cranking this bitch open. I’m determined to be able to brush my teeth normally by next week 010
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 09/03/2025guys…. I fear I will not survive the liquid diet portion of recovery 000
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 27/02/2025my sweet sleepy Charly girl. loves her face rubs when it’s nap time 000
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I made dinner for the fam, and apparently the comfort food was a little too comforting 100
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I have a house to clean today which means I just roll out of bed and put my short ass hair in a shitty ponytail and head out. caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and was humbled when I immediately realized this is what I look like 000
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 29/12/2024mom got to honk the horn today. scared the absolute fuck out of me even though I knew it was coming. 020
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 28/12/2024We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you 010
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 20/12/2024two fat syringes of fluid drained, and she’s back to somewhat normal. even Rocco was concerned. now to ice and just hope it stays normal all weekend 🙃 000
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 19/12/2024the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse 010
Courtney @csloane.bsky.social · 17/12/2024early Christmas present was also a hint to my bigger present, which is that we are going to Chicago in May to see Turnover with my best friend 😭 sitter for the dogs is already booked and everything 😭 best husband ever 020