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amparo. 32. pan/demi. nb. fluid pronouns. ♋🦀. 💛🦡🖤. 🔞. sheith, danmei, aftg, sk8, jjk, sailor moon, fruits basket and shit posting.

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Hamlet Machine @hamletmachine.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Mickey is lending a hand 😇♀️♀️ mickeyandjessica.com
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Foxy Joy @foxyjoy.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
I think Xie Lian would agree we were cheated out of seeing a tiny baby Hua Cheng, so I'm here to provide. (not sure why it ended up being modern au, but here we are) #tgcf #天官赐福
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Guoldu 🌚 future buff vol1 @guoldu.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
ITS DONE! My contribution to Band AU hivemind 🤣 Wish y'all could see the high-res version 😔 #wangxian #mxtx #mdzs #魔道祖师 ♡Do not post my work to other sites♡
Illustration by user @skuzzybunny of Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji in their band au stylings, LWJ is holding a pale blue electric guitar and WWX is leaning toward him holding a microphonr
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oops all mondays! @ticktockclockwork.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Just want to put the word out to all the lovely people in the #sheith fandom right now having a hard go of it and plagued by doubts: I see you and I love you and this fandom isn't going anywhere and I want to see your words and art and passion. There's room for you and lots of love waiting patiently
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Andy @reddoodlez.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
this was a comm for my buddy @jenosonbsky.bsky.social ♥ sauci angry sheewo (#sheith implied)
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Schlong Scholar 🍆🎓🥖 @pejaposarambi.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
i will be insufferable w this pic ngl #sheith
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spooky @skstarlight.northsky.social · 07/12/2023
backfire (17/?), E, CQL 🔥 wen chao gets revenge, but will it be worth it 🤔 🔥 a wild jiang cheng appears 🔥 mattressji makes an appearance 🔥 lwj puts mxy on the ropes 🔥 place your bets now on whether communication happens ch 17: squidgeworld.org/works/45217/... start: squidgeworld.org/works/45217
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🌸 athenita 🌸 @CitrusCon @hungryathena.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
[twitter repost] system says they should kiss more often #svsss #bingqiu #人渣反派自救系统
SVSSS'S bingqiu kissing under warm light
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spooky @skstarlight.northsky.social · 30/11/2023
backfire (16/?), E, CQL 🔥 wen chao is a raging dick, the neverending saga 🔥 an old friend makes an appearance 🔥 the playroom finally gets her chance 🔥 you ever have a cry so good... ch 16: squidgeworld.org/works/45217/... from the beginning: squidgeworld.org/works/45217
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Hamlet Machine @hamletmachine.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
♀️♀️💋
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Mari ✌️ Fan Account 💖 @marifanaccount.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
#WeiWuxian was so GONE, wasn't he? 🫢🥹💙❤️ #WangXian #mdzs #mxtx #TheUntamed/ #CQL
Wei Wuxian (actor Xiao Zhan) in The Untamed/ CQLWei Wuxian, mdzs donghuaWei Wuxian, mdzs manhuaWei Wuxian, mdzs Q
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Bird @birdmanbirdplan.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Pocky Day (sorry it’s uploaded a few days late) #sheith #myart
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/11/2023
people always say “fuck around find out” as if that’s a bad thing. i love finding out. i need to understand
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Avid Beader @avidbeader.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Continuing the commission sharing with this sweet scene by @brighteststarus.bsky.social of my Sheith proposal fic, "Blindsided"! I was NOT expecting everyone else to be in the background and especially love gremlin Matt filming the whole thing. archiveofourown.org/works/13898796
Fanart commission of Shiro and Keith from Voltron, kissing after Shiro's proposal. Pidge, Lance, Matt, Allura, and Hunk are in the background, all happy for them.
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HellingLaozu @hellinglaozu.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Autumn waters #wangxian
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spooky @skstarlight.northsky.social · 12/11/2023
the scene of our crimes (1/1), E, MDZS 👻📔 💀 noir wlw wangxian au 💀 first person lwj pov 💀 black widow wwx/private investigator lwj 💀 chastity devices 💀 mean dom lwj 💀 written for slutxian sunday bingo prompt chastity devices squidgeworld.org/works/46711
Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
F/F
Fandom:
魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Relationship:
Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
Character:
Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Noir, Alternate Universe - Always a Different Sex, Gender or Sex Swap, Mentions of Wei Wuxian/Others, Female Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Female Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Dark Wei Wuxian, Dark Lan Wangji, Black Widow Wei Wuxian, Private Investigator Lan Wangji, Murder, Blood, Chastity Device, Kink - Rough Sex, sex tears, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Get a Happy Ending, This Is Vibes Only, Mean Dom Lan Wangji, Jealous Lan Wangji, POV First Person
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Spooky's Slutxian Sunday Bingo Fills
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Published: 2023-11-12 Words: 3380Slutxian Sunday bingo card with chastity device square marked outthe scene of our crimes
by spookykingdomstarlight
Summary

Wei Ying’s third wife has disappeared. She goes to Lan Zhan for help.

Notes

This was written for Slutxian Sunday Bingo Card Prompt Chastity Devices. If you’d like to play, you can get the bingo card on bsky.
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spooky @skstarlight.northsky.social · 09/11/2023
backfire (13/?), E, CQL 🔥 wwx kneels 🔥 wwx speaks out of turn 🔥 lwj finds a poetic punishment for him 🔥 lwj answers a question about his relationship with mxy 🔥 wwx yearns ch 13: squidgeworld.org/works/45217/... from the start: squidgeworld.org/works/45217
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Anh Dang @anhdangerous.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Malware Medusa They say gazing upon her with your auto-scan retina will cause your data to be stolen and your account frozen.
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Foxy Joy @foxyjoy.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Tiny Dianxia! Tiny Dianxia and ghost king?? - #TGCF
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🌻knight @sunflowerknight.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
#aftg #andrewminyard ☆ i just love drawing fashion, but I HATE drawin cloth
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
The "no fear/one fear" comic but the middle panel says "episode 16 of the untamed"
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Midgart @midgart.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Happy Birthday to the Minyard twins .... and also to me! :) // aftg
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Andy @reddoodlez.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
#sheith request for @keefsimp on Twitter
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jal ✨ see pinned post for comms! ✨ @jalpari.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
"dew drops on petals" 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽 𝟭: lwj visits lotus pier for the summer lectures and falls head over heels (literally) 𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴: mature 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀: ~5k 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸: archiveofourown.org/works/50735266 dedicated to @yuyufinale.bsky.social for blazing the situationji trail tags: mdzs CQL wangxian #TopxianBottomjiWeek
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Gregor @loadingartist.com · 17/10/2023
peek-a-boo
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spooky @skstarlight.northsky.social · 29/10/2023
curative (1/1), E, MDZS ☠️ wangxian modern cultivation au ☠️ aphrodisiacs, fuck or die ☠️ mutually dubious consent ☠️ angst with a happy ending ☠️ written in collab with @skuzzybunny.bsky.social for @deaddoveevents.bsky.social Day 29: fuck or die squidgeworld.org/works/46480
curative
by spookykingdomstarlight
Summary

Wei Wuxian is dosed with an aphrodisiac during a cultivation conference at Jinlintai. Without a golden core, it’s little better than a fast-acting poison. Lan Wangji steps in to help.

Notes

Written for Dead Dove Events’s Day 29 Prompt: fuck or die.

This is in collaboration with Niq, who drew the most amazing art to go along with this story. Thank you to his visuals for the robes, especially Wei Wuxian’s sash and Lan Wangji’s earrings. Please go check out all of his work. It's amazing and he's amazing, too.Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Relationship:
Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
Character:
Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Sū Shè | Sū Mǐnshàn
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, Modern Cultivation AU, Fuck or Die, Aphrodisiac, Intoxication, Mutually Dubious Consent, Angst with a Happy Ending, Embedded Images
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🐼 A Superb Panda 🐼 @drpanda99.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Instead of writing a thread for slutxian Sunday, I ended up working on the next chapter of my wwx accidentally bitches himself fic. This the first time I'm promoing it here! 💦 alpha for alpha wangxian 💦 cept whoops wwx becomes an omega 💦 sbwy vibes 💦 poor lwj is suffering
Blissful Ignorance and All Its Benedits by DrPanda99. 

Summary: Wei Ying and Lan Zhan are best friends who live together. Being two unrelated alphas won't even come between them! No, their presentations aren't the problem.

The problem is that Wei Ying can't stop thinking about Lan Zhan's scent. He should be repulsed, but something about Lan Zhan had always drawn him in. And now Wei Ying's body has started... changing.

Or: Wei Ying accidentally bitches himself.

Notes: in response to a prompt by anonymous in the mo dao zu shi kink meme 2020 collection.

Or: Wei Ying accidentally bitches himselfRating: explicit

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M


Relationships: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, background Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén/Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo/Niè Míngjué - Relationship

Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Oblivious Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Alpha Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Alpha Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Top Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Bottom Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Bitching, Self-bitching?, Masturbation, Size Difference, of the penis variety, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Knotting Dildos, Large Cock, Small Penis, Size Kink, Accidental Voyeurism, Size Queen Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī and Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Have a Breeding Kink, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Compulsory Heterosexuality, HumorChapter 4

Sunmary: Wei Ying can't help but make things weird.
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Morbs🔞⚰️ @morbebi.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Sheith
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Seiteki9 @seiteki9.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Halloween is very close, so have a Sheith piece from around 2021 Shiro as a vampire priest Keith as a demon
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Aphor 🤍 @an-aphorism.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Spikemoss, my 200k sheith epic is now COMPLETE! 😭😭😭😭😭
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Fenhari is Cutting! (NSFW alt) @fenhari.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
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spooky @skstarlight.northsky.social · 26/10/2023
a worthy heart (1/1), E, MDZS ❤️‍🩹 canon divergent wangxian au ❤️‍🩹 gusu lan wwx for #bottomxianweek2023 ❤️‍🩹 mama lan lives ❤️‍🩹 wwx is devastated after lwj defects with his mother ❤️‍🩹 wangxian fuck in the woods about it sometimes ❤️‍🩹 inappropriate use of the lan sect ribbon squidgeworld.org/works/46451
a worthy heart
by spookykingdomstarlight
Summary

Lan Wangji begs Wei Wuxian to leave Gusu.Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Relationship:
Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
Character:
Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Madam Lán (Módào Zǔshī)
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Gusu Lan Sect Wei Wuxian, Bottom Wei Wuxian, Angst with a Happy Ending, Wangxian Grow Up in Cloud Recesses Together, Lan Wangji Defects From The Lan Sect, Madam Lan lives, Inappropriate Use of Gusu Lan Sect Ribbons, Rough Sex, Gags, Kink - Bondage, Outdoor Sex, Bottomxian Week 2023
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Kaz ♨️ @kazzyswx.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
steal my breath 🔪 Wangxian, #bottomxianweek2023 🔪 E, 1.4K 🔪 Emperor lwj, concubine wwx, dom/sub, choking 🔪 Emperor Lan Wangji’s beloved concubine attempts to assassinate him during a night together. Lan Wangji forces the truth out of Wei Wuxian. 🔪 Accessible below
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Andy @reddoodlez.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Happy bday keef!! #sheith #cockyart this is from 2020 2/2
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Andy @reddoodlez.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Happy bday keef!! (prekerb friendsheith, endgame #sheith) #cockyart this is from 2020 1/2
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Cosmofrogg @cosmofrogg.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Happy bday star boy🖤♥️
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huli jing wwx @sweetlolixo.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
lwj who finally gets into a relationship with wwx and becomes that obnoxious person who interrupts anyone who approaches him, like this: nhs: hey do you know where’s— lwj: I have a boyfriend . nhs: lwj: nhs: Yeah I Know 🧍🏻‍♂️. I just need the washroom— lwj: I’m Taken . Thank You 🙂
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Andy @reddoodlez.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
And now, for 2023!! Happy Birthday Keith!!! #sheith #cockyart
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Lini @linipik.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
[VLD] for the Keith fans on his day ✨️
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Bird @birdmanbirdplan.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Happy birthday, Keith! (and drawtober 22) I wanted to celebrate with a little prekerb Shiro, Matt, and Keith squad
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Midgart @midgart.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Neil Josten, canon jorts wearer.... now as a sticker ✨ www.shopmidgart.com/product/jort... ✨
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spooky @skstarlight.northsky.social · 19/10/2023
backfire (10/?), E, CQL 🔥 wwx asks for a little of what he wants and gets it 🔥 unfortunately, a wen chao flashback 🔥 my fave thing: reading poetry aloud and getting in the feels about it 🔥 wwx catches a small break and an understanding is reached ch 10: squidgeworld.org/works/45217/...
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Babu @babuhihi.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Redrawing of old art. Traveling sheith
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claire witch project 🍉 @occultings.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Hi folks! Today we’re announcing the #RallyforPalestineRaffle, an all-fandom raffle exchange to raise funds for the PCRF and other humanitarian aid orgs in the Gaza Strip. (RTs appreciated to spread the word to avoid content getting suppressed!)   Details below on how to enter & donate:
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clown wwx 🍉 @lotuslate.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
tw/ genderbend day 5: Domestic Bliss / est. relationship; they went on an amusement park date! 🥰 for wlwangxianweek! :D
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✧ 𝕊𝕦𝕜𝕚 ✧ @sukihi.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
🎇🌠Kosmo land☆ Sheith merch 🌠🎇 New arrival! 🐺🖤❤️ Pre/orders are from October 13 to 22 Link: sukistore.bigcartel.com Shares are really appreciated!💕
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Goldentruth813 @goldentruth813.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Terran Magic | sheith | 45k | Galra Keith & Modern AU While seeking clues to his past on Earth, Keith unexpectedly finds a farm boy, persimmon pie, and perhaps even a place to belong. archiveofourown.org/works/42857082 Collab with @chibichibisha.bsky.social
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