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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 7h
Empty areas mean nothing. Democrats were dancing in the streets during the 2024 campaign because Trump had horrible turn out at rallies. He still won.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah that really doesn’t matter. After the game is still after hours. If your job ends at 10pm and you are asked to stay another hour, that is after hours. Zamboni is done, the cameras are off, the hushers have left, all vendors closed. The women also carry on the white towel tradition.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 9h
Moms and Dads of the USA, your children went overseas to fight a war not because it was the right thing, not to protect your national security and safety … but for approval ratings. Some came back in boxes, wheelchairs, traumatized… completely a different person. For ratings. His ratings.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18h
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 18h
The refereeing has been getting worse for decades. NHL protects the referees better than the goaltenders or guys being head hunted. I'd really like to know how Crosby can get a powerplay by hitting a guy in the head with a spinning elbow.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 19h
I have a small wish that the PWHL/CBC will continue with After Hours (CBC owns it) and they have Scott Oake do the first episode and hand it over. He can do it by satellite and hand it over in the first minute - whichever.
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/r/Habs @habsonreddit.bsky.social · 20h
Jacob Fowler is savage
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 20h
Shiiite. I just realized what the new seasons timetable means to college kids just finishing the college year. Mostly means there will be no games for them to play in the NHL and roll into the playoffs if possible. Would it even be possible to have them onto the playoff?
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 20h
He gave Tom Cotton the Lindsey Graham treatment? He had to be the most horrible kid to take shopping... "I want candy" - "No" - "I am burning the house down!"
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 21h
I can just hear squeaking.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 21h
Wasn't there a movie about her days at FoX or what that another group of females?
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The NHL should use trackers in the pucks just for replays like the Vancouver (1-1) goal vs Calgary. It would speed up things and give extra proof. Even the commentators had to see it for like the fourth time, super slowed, to see the puck behind the webbing.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watched the CFL game after 5-1. Flicked back over after 5-3 to see how it was going. Pens score, go back to the CFL. Goal called off. Turned back to the game after CFL ended. Then Habs score two to tie it. I think it was the Alouettes forcing me to watch.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh well... A point is a point. That was bad play to lead to that OT goal. Home opener is the next game. Hopefully not another one of those! #GoHabsGo #Habs
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jebis Cripes! So we are back to the heart attack hockey again, uh #Habs! Stop trying to kill your fanbase! From 5-1 now we here... 5-5! #GoHabsGo Caufield OT Hat Trick Winner coming up??
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good news #Habs fans... At least there is a CFL game where Montreal is playing beyond a high school level! #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are headless chickens that has had more success than the Habs on that last goal Just... ouef! #Habs #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I MISSED THE SECTION OF THE RULEBOOK WHERE SPINNING ELBOWS TO THE HEAD WERE ALLOWED. #Habs #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I am taking one. You guys have the lead, so I am taking you!" - NHL refereeing. #Habs #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Goal Goalfield scored? Oh yeah... It is Saturday. What else is new. #Habs #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In a reverse uno, Canadian mayors ask Americans to reconsider their President. Apparently, United States have checks and balances baked into their constitution - but they lack a backbone.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to note for the people going "about time". Fox recieved Order of Canada in 2010. His Order of Canada was elevated, today, to Companion of the Order of Canada. The highest level.
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Order of Canada Investiture Ceremony - Michael J. Fox #Canada www.cpac.ca/public-recor...
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Order of Canada Investiture Ceremony
In a ceremony at Rideau Hall, Governor General Louise Arbour presides over a presentation of Canadian honours. Feed courtesy of Rogers tv
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump 101: Speak ill of me and I will... fuck you!
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Jared Book @jaredbook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Canadian #PWHL broadcast news: 131 games will be broadcast on TSN (55), Sportsnet (30), Prime (20) and CBC (26) [all Victoire games will also be in French RDS (18)/RadCan (6)/Prime (6)] The remaining 49 games will be available on YouTube in Canada.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Edmonton Oilers leading 6-2 take a penalty... and 1 minute into that penalty... they have 2 short-handed goals. 8-2.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
5 minutes into the second period and Edmonton's horrible goaltending is still existent. .500 save percentage. Sure, Vancouver only has 4 shots... and Edmonton is leading 6-2.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine taking an offence on not being able have more than $999,999,999.99. Most of the people upset over it are making $40,000 a year.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Edmonton Oilers have come out like they took offence to their first game against Vancouver and they are just dominating Vancouver in the first. 13-1 in shots, 3-0 in goals.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
...but... but there were two different bombings that got rid of their nuclear ambitions. In fact, the second one was because months after the first he still believed they were 2 weeks away.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Normally this is the look you gave once you realized you had way too much trust in a fart... now it is when you have too much trust in "interns".
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man who committed the worse medicare fraud your country has ever seen is telling you about plans for your medical system. Holy fuck America, drop the orange tinted glasses and wake the fuck up. medicarefraudsenator.com
medicarefraudsenator.com
Rick Scott: The $1.7 Billion Medicare Fraud CEO Who Became a Senator
How Rick Scott oversaw the largest Medicare fraud settlement in U.S. history at Columbia/HCA Healthcare, pleaded the Fifth 75 times, walked away with $350M+, and then got elected to public office.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not that I give a shit about the trade… How did the Leafs and Blue Jackets trade pass the smell test? I thought you couldn’t trade injured players? Or just if they are not on the IR it is good? Elvis Merzlikins just had shoulder injury, gone for upto 5 months?
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
... this Vancouver and Edmonton game. Thank you for being back, NHL!
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah. Not saying they will do that again this year or anywhere in the near future. Just rewinding to the last final appearance.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didn't they spend the summer trying to get an extra piece that wasn't Kreider, and came up with nothing? Even the management know they are not where they want or need to be. This is a franchise will go to the cup final and the next year be the first team to finish 32nd.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Any #Habs fans, or any responsible and reasonable hockey fans, I have a secret to watching hockey on SportsBet (certainly when Toronto is playing). During intermissions. Throw the TV out the window and go buy a new one. You should be home by the time the next period starts.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kirby Dach relentless on the puck... creates turn over. A few broken plays. Puck in net. 1-1 #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now to see if our PP is going to be same as last year... The #Habs still only has one shot. #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! WE ARE STARTING THE SEASON BY GIVING UP THE FIRST GOAL ON THE FIRST SHOT! They are consistent $%$&^ *^$$%ers! #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching the pregame on SportsBet... Is Toronto playing tonight? Hardly seen anything about them. #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hawkeye should now be his middle name. Senator Hawkeye should be how he is addressed.
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/r/Habs @habsonreddit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Habs goal of the day: Cole Caufield #50 vs Tampa Bay Lightning (April 9, 2026)
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't like it when the media are picking the Habs to win anything. How will their handlers treat them after reading this?
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shit... Caravans? Those things only come about every two years, in October *looks at calendar* ... oh, shit... Time flies!
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*IF* the Strait were to be open, as this coward blatantly lies about, why was Saudia Arabia trying to send more oil through a pipeline that sends oil to the other side of the country, where Hormuz isn't? datalab.wto.org/Strait-of-Ho...
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WTO Data Lab — Where data innovation meets global trade
Access new datasets, real-time insights, and experimental tools to explore today's evolving trade landscape.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CBC is going ahead with HNIC, a Canadian staple, with the PWHL. There is only one thing I have to offer... Do one, last, After Hours with Scott Oake. At the end of that After Hours, Scott hands it over to the next (Botterill?). I am sure some Canadian women dreamed of getting a HNIC white towel.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In 3 to 4 weeks we are too close to Nov 3rd to not just go "We will wait and see how the dust settles."
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How's that potash farm in Dumbfuckville, in the state of Dumkfuckstonia, Donny? You can't keep trying the failed negotiation tactic after we keep telling you no. Be best.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was this trade because Toronto thought Knies would want more than $12.5M after the 2031 season?
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