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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Normally this is the look you gave once you realized you had way too much trust in a fart... now it is when you have too much trust in "interns".
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was this trade because Toronto thought Knies would want more than $12.5M after the 2031 season?
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two players traded today that were the main piece of the 6 player, one pick, trade. One of the stats are from a 23 year old, the other is from a 26 year old. I just don't understand that trade.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, you don't say. Just letting farmers and ranchers to butcher and sell without any regulation for safety was not a wise strategy? Darn...
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When your country does nothing but consume, consume, consume, you are most likely going to have a deficit in most trade deals. For decades the United States have treated the world as if they were their personal grocery store. I ask; what is your current trade deficit with your local grocery store?
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imagine getting your military equipment commandeered by a military that does not exist and was destroyed 38 times.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
PMMC just went after Leafs fans harder than he has gone after Donald Slump. This is was downright brutal and completely needed.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am sorry, America. Not only do you have Canadian Geese being a nuisance... I'd like to introduce you to the Canadian Bald Eagle. Name change effective immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Doug Ford... It is now your turn.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When you lie... at least make it close enough so that it is actually believable. I don't know how many years he'd have to go back to make that claim true.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
For a second there I thought this was Gros Mourn National Park, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you have ever disliked the Carolina Hurricanes, mainly their owner, then you will love this. Carolina left names off of their cup ring so the owner could do this shit... his wife and five children on the cup, for decades in the future... above team's staff. #NHL
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is a sad post about Gallagher being traded to Vancouver. #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Did the Algae pay for this fence wall?
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hair is running from his head. Ducks in his pool are dead. Trump the cunt. Trump the cunt.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Oilers? These Oilers? Sure they will take a dip when/if McDavid leaves but I think the Canucks would be highest on the list, after the Jets. It is a gate driven league and the Jets are in a dire situation with their arena. Ottawa about to get a new one... that is actually in Ottawa.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ridly, the empty net slapshot artist, Grieg just pulled off one of the dirtiest sucker punches... ...and his team is out of the playoffs. He should be missing a few games next year, he should be void of participating in pre-season... but these idiot maggots of the NHL DoPS will just fine him.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
“Took this photo of my good friend Bernie. We spent the weekend at his place.”
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I am going to share my super top-secret plan for the Habs this third period. Many coaches will be alarmed with me giving this secret away. It is a strategy used by many teams, often missed, and I will dare to say every team can use this strategy... Habs 3 period strategy in a photo. #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Sure. Ahead of his times. Yup.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Because the NHL are too scared to move into a 3 point per regulation win, the NHL fanbase are missing out on Penguins vs Caps for Penguins vs Flyers. St. Louis Blues would be Wild Card 2 instead of Los Angeles (the leaders in manufacturing a 3rd point out of thin air with 40% OT games).
Image showing the NHL standings based on 3 points for a regulation win. Reg Wins = RW * 3. Reg Losses = Reg Losses * 0. Reg Losses = Reg Loss * 1. OT Loss = OT Loss * 1. OT Wins = OT Wins * 2. The SO Wins just show the number of shootouts - but the points are added to the Points in the points calculation with an (SO Wins * 2). Then teams are sorted by points within their division.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Strange... Interference for me, not for thee.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Bye bye Milhouse…
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I have never seen a greater long game...
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Before anyone in the East cry about missing the playoffs while having a great year... I will hear none of it! 2017-18
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
49! #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
#GoHabsGo
Picture of Cole Caufield with the text "Mr. -------y!" to indicate that he scores on any day that ends with y.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Choo Choo Motherfuckers! #Habs are going flat out down the stretch. A freight train that the Toronto penny counters never seen coming! A team that will stick up for each other, even if it means 6+ guys in the box! #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
...yeah... I used AI to make a photo... but I had a good reason. Toronto's CEO made me do it. I bet it didn't see it coming! #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Listen up, Cheeto in Chief. You are the reason for the entire mess in the Strait. If the world would finally fight for themselves, they would fly to the Moron-A-Lago and take your lard ass out of bed and carry you to the fucking Hague. You are a bully asking for help in a fight you started.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Strange…
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
That is a shitty overlay for baseball. Why do USA media do the dumbest shit to give you information on the game. It is so easy to do external-preview.redd.it/my-first-pit...
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
There are two thoughts going through my mind. Does he think the Strait of Hormuz is sexual? Does he think the Strait of Hormuz is about direction? "It cannot be straight... it has a bend!" He probably calls his mushroom top a strait now ... (sorry, not sorry about that mental image).
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
American oil refining companies must be pretty pissed off at the moment... WCS (Alberta) is trading just $1 below WTI. That Trans Mountain Pipeline is paying off big time with the Asian countries that rely on Middle East oil...
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This is pretty much what Israel expects to happen... just a revolving door until they "elect" a guy they like... That's just not how you do things. I guess the art of the deal was always a farce and he can't deal for shit... but he is good at filing for bankruptcy or draft dodging doctors notes.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The median age for buyers in the Un-United States is 56 years old... First time home buyers, 38 years old. Immigrants are not your problem - it is their excuse to keep you angry.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
He didn't miss.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Just finished His&Hers on Netflix… bravo on the ending… bravo!!! Haven’t felt an ending like that since Shawshank or Green Mile.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
volgagermaninstitute.org/sites/defaul...
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
*I missed the ROW and RW stats for Columbus... I was wondering how they have 10 Shootout wins LUL Their updated line...
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If the #NHL actually had the balls to make every game worth 3 points and not just magically adding one because of overtime... There would hardly be .500 teams in the Western Conference... The West is a complete mess!
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It is just another year in the #NHL where the Toronto Maple Leafs find themselves on the top of the Atlantic... When will it ever stop.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I was one. I had a ... moment
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Gives this energy
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
BREAKING: Milan, Italy, show off the very first testing of the Olympic ice hockey arena… it is near complete.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This is the Atlantic division's +/-... and if you think that is god awful (it is) don't look at the Pacific division. This is not the year of defence, to say the least.
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Comrie on a random Wednesday night vs the #Habs #GoHabsGo
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
"If I were a lizard person... I would never tell anyone but... but... there would be signs..." a leaker of whiskey
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Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
#Habs #GoHabsGo
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