Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 11hIn a reverse uno, Canadian mayors ask Americans to reconsider their President. Apparently, United States have checks and balances baked into their constitution - but they lack a backbone. 000
Reposted by CrypticshockCheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 18hOrder of Canada Investiture Ceremony - Michael J. Fox #Canada www.cpac.ca/public-recor...cpac.caOrder of Canada Investiture CeremonyIn a ceremony at Rideau Hall, Governor General Louise Arbour presides over a presentation of Canadian honours. Feed courtesy of Rogers tv 20590167
Reposted by CrypticshockJared Book @jaredbook.bsky.social · 21hCanadian #PWHL broadcast news: 131 games will be broadcast on TSN (55), Sportsnet (30), Prime (20) and CBC (26) [all Victoire games will also be in French RDS (18)/RadCan (6)/Prime (6)] The remaining 49 games will be available on YouTube in Canada. 097
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Edmonton Oilers leading 6-2 take a penalty... and 1 minute into that penalty... they have 2 short-handed goals. 8-2. 010
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 02/10/20265 minutes into the second period and Edmonton's horrible goaltending is still existent. .500 save percentage. Sure, Vancouver only has 4 shots... and Edmonton is leading 6-2. 010
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Edmonton Oilers have come out like they took offence to their first game against Vancouver and they are just dominating Vancouver in the first. 13-1 in shots, 3-0 in goals. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026...but... but there were two different bombings that got rid of their nuclear ambitions. In fact, the second one was because months after the first he still believed they were 2 weeks away. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Normally this is the look you gave once you realized you had way too much trust in a fart... now it is when you have too much trust in "interns". 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Man who committed the worse medicare fraud your country has ever seen is telling you about plans for your medical system. Holy fuck America, drop the orange tinted glasses and wake the fuck up. medicarefraudsenator.commedicarefraudsenator.comRick Scott: The $1.7 Billion Medicare Fraud CEO Who Became a SenatorHow Rick Scott oversaw the largest Medicare fraud settlement in U.S. history at Columbia/HCA Healthcare, pleaded the Fifth 75 times, walked away with $350M+, and then got elected to public office. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not that I give a shit about the trade… How did the Leafs and Blue Jackets trade pass the smell test? I thought you couldn’t trade injured players? Or just if they are not on the IR it is good? Elvis Merzlikins just had shoulder injury, gone for upto 5 months? 010
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026... this Vancouver and Edmonton game. Thank you for being back, NHL! 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Any #Habs fans, or any responsible and reasonable hockey fans, I have a secret to watching hockey on SportsBet (certainly when Toronto is playing). During intermissions. Throw the TV out the window and go buy a new one. You should be home by the time the next period starts. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Kirby Dach relentless on the puck... creates turn over. A few broken plays. Puck in net. 1-1 #GoHabsGo 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Now to see if our PP is going to be same as last year... The #Habs still only has one shot. #GoHabsGo 010
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! WE ARE STARTING THE SEASON BY GIVING UP THE FIRST GOAL ON THE FIRST SHOT! They are consistent $%$&^ *^$$%ers! #GoHabsGo 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Watching the pregame on SportsBet... Is Toronto playing tonight? Hardly seen anything about them. #GoHabsGo 000
Reposted by Crypticshock/r/Habs @habsonreddit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Habs goal of the day: Cole Caufield #50 vs Tampa Bay Lightning (April 9, 2026) 3202
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*IF* the Strait were to be open, as this coward blatantly lies about, why was Saudia Arabia trying to send more oil through a pipeline that sends oil to the other side of the country, where Hormuz isn't? datalab.wto.org/Strait-of-Ho...datalab.wto.orgWTO Data Lab — Where data innovation meets global tradeAccess new datasets, real-time insights, and experimental tools to explore today's evolving trade landscape. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026CBC is going ahead with HNIC, a Canadian staple, with the PWHL. There is only one thing I have to offer... Do one, last, After Hours with Scott Oake. At the end of that After Hours, Scott hands it over to the next (Botterill?). I am sure some Canadian women dreamed of getting a HNIC white towel. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two players traded today that were the main piece of the 6 player, one pick, trade. One of the stats are from a 23 year old, the other is from a 26 year old. I just don't understand that trade. 100
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Has we all know with North Korea, once you get a nuclear missile you instantly can send rockets across the ocean and hit America with them... oh, wait. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He says this shortly after OpenAI meddled into government websites. Yeah, Skippy, they will self-regulate themselves into power. He labels it as a fight against China... hours after his leader offered China to buy USA military weapons. America is a failed experiment. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026American leaders and parts of their media have been saying Canada is compromised by China, ramped up by recent tariff deals between the two. This week America rolled out the red carpet, literally, for China and even offered them to purchase military weaponry. ...but Canada. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One more day until the NHL season starts. Can't wait for Pirate Mondays (SportsNet+) and VPN Wednesdays (Amazon Prime). Rabbit ears need not apply. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t think America has a single fucking clue about how pain stakenly fucking hard it is going to be the fix relations. We don’t give a fuck about words. You can cry and apologize for 500 years. We will not give a flying fuck. Actions. A lot of actions. Even then it is going to take a long time. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sure. You want to call a penalty because a guy looks hurt. Sure. That was not interference thou. #GoHabsGo 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So we are not getting the 1st #Habs vs #Sens game on TSN but we are the second game. The second game will be on TSN Sens but not the TSN Habs. 30 minutes before the game on TSN Sens - they are doing Fanduel futures betting. The TSN Habs will do over 3 hours of Fanduel? Must be an error? 100
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Xi: "I went to America and there is a chance they will build our cars there!" *what did you promise them* Xi: "To use the term 'Super Intelligence'." 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“No. Us? Run secret police stations in Canada? No. We would never.” Go ahead bud… take China on their word. Their word is solid. As solid as boiling water. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No, you don't say. Just letting farmers and ranchers to butcher and sell without any regulation for safety was not a wise strategy? Darn... 001
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We have USA braindeads saying Canada is controlled by China because we are allowing 49,000 Chinese EV's (Most for this year are Tesla's from China) and buy ~$90B from China. USA buys almost $400B and Trump is mulling over building Chinese auto factories in the USA. Stop the hypocrisy idiots! 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Trump pulled out the big guns. A grand flyover for Xi. Their jet engines full blare. Donald Trump winced as if he is in pain. Xi... cool as a cucumber. Xi treated that flyover as if he was the badass in an action movie walking away from an explosion. Xi had one job... look like he didn't care. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So... the 'fake media' was just taking the day off of being fake when they reported the true story a month ago... 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A few weeks ago talking muppets in Canadian sports media were all bricked up because all of the games that the Blue Jays had left were against below .500 teams; all while the Screw Jays themselves were below .500 all season. They are now officially out of the playoffs, where they belonged all year. 010
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Want cheaper potash from Canada? Here is my 15 step process of enabling that before this weekend. 1: Remove the 10% tariff on Canadian potash. 2-15: ... You are welcome. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Adolf Hitler was reborn today and gave a speech about annihilating a group of people from the planet at the UN assembly... oh wait... that wasn't Adolf? That was actually a president of the united states? 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Imagine... turning the UN Assembly into a campaign tour stop. "They told it was going to get hot... it got cold." "Same people are telling us robots are going to kill us." The guy is airing out his grievances as if he was the person who created Festivus and he celebrates it every day. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Mr. Anyday Night wins it in overtime again... Nice to see the preseason is the same as last season. #GoHabsGo 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026People shouldn’t be surprised by FoX going along with the media ban on Trump’s events. Faux clearly sees this as a shoe on the other foot event. If a Democrat president barred them, they’d hope CNN and the rest would stand up for them. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Now the arch is going to be a grand ol' military complex because nothing says "come visit our tourist friendly arch that is filled with drones, snipers and military arsenal... and don't forget to visit the gift shop where you can buy your own tomahawk cruise missile plushie!" quite like this. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yo’, California. Since we are making associated member the new buzzword… you can be an associated member of Canada at any time. ;) 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They have so much faith in Mitch McConnell that they won’t even allow him the ability to control his own wheelchair. Instead they prop him up on the device they use to carry you to the bathroom in the hospital. Yet… he is trusted to be able to make law and pass bills. That’s some shady shit. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026In Canada, with the way healthcare is at the moment, these type of students should be getting every break possible to succeed… not stopped because of a paywall. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You told us we have nothing you want. You told us that you need nothing from us. Then we caught someone’s attention. So why the fuck are you coming at us like we were the ones that broke the marriage. Do you want something… from us? Go kick rocks you orange troglodyte. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When your country does nothing but consume, consume, consume, you are most likely going to have a deficit in most trade deals. For decades the United States have treated the world as if they were their personal grocery store. I ask; what is your current trade deficit with your local grocery store? 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The fed just raised USA interest rates by .25%? With signs of more raises. MASS BUY KETCHUP! THERE IS GOING TO BE A SHORTAGE! MASS BUY KETCHUP! THERE IS GOING TO BE A SHORTAGE! MASS BUY KETCHUP! THERE IS GOING TO BE A SHORTAGE! Hate to be the white house walls today... Truth social post in 3, 2... 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Penta vs Roman Reigns went far and beyond my expectation. Of course it ended how it was predicted... but it was a great match. No one expected Penta being able to land the moves he did on Roman. Not having any of the bloodline, 865, solo etc interfering just made it that much better. 010
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is what the republicans are always talking about… election interference. As per usual, they are the ones doing it. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Donald Trump says Canada wants to make a deal "very badly". The some moron dipped in a pool of tang said the same thing about Iran. Respectfully, go pound sand and kick rocks you fat, wrinkly, geriatric, scum filth of the pedo-kind. 000
Crypticshock @crypticshock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026There was a time where anyone and everyone in Canada with a TV set and tin foil could sit down and watch hockey one night of the week. Those days are gone. It will now cost you to watch any night of the week. The sport is dying with each new paywall. It is no longer Canada’s sport. 000
