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Zach, of all people.

@cryingprincess.bsky.social
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Singing at the funeral for all you boring pessimists. Pencil enthusiast. American poet, open for business.

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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mark my words. The heavy jelly boy will be president one day.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow already working hard on my prophecy
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Try to Get My Parents to Watch Cure challenge.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
open.spotify.com/track/0RqCI8...
open.spotify.com
October
Walter Martin · The World at Night · Song · 2020
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big Walk game of the year.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm like Pierre Menard, but for doing the floss
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm sorry, the threat is they won't sell us diesel if they get a nuclear weapon
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Friends, I figured it out! The concept of 'assets' is the problem!
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
come first for the super small minority, then we'll beat the fascists
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this week it's mercy man mercy grace baby grace
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A new reason to be afraid of wearing glasses.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Big Walk remains game of the year. If your friend complains you can just pick them up and carry them and have a chat.
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Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Alan Moore knew where all of this was headed back when Thatcher and Reagan were running things!
The seven panel layout in the 1985 V for Vendetta comic where the fascist leader Adam Susan confesses his love to the supercomputer Fate. He confesses that "I worship her, I am her slave. No freedom ever was so sweet."
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i don't listen to podcasts anymore but i am heartened that this is still being made. David Rees Forever. he taught me how to make ice.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lol this is CBS reporting
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All art becomes conservative given time.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tfw you realize Ahti might be in Control 2
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ok phew.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
what. no.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Next time you head that way, rope a friend in!
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
With a Better Understanding of Physics, I could Make You Shut the Hell Up.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"It's nice to miss you" as a country music thesis statement.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Stop Making Sense” turns 42 today. Of his performance, David Byrne said: “You see this person in the beginning [of the film] who's kind of angsty, stumbling around .. And then, by the end, he's surrendered to the music and is fairly joyful .. He’s found a kind of community." 🙏🏼 “Slippery People”
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
thinking about today and really all presidents forever past and future, i hereby submit 'maybe he'll die today' for new national motto.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Small Language Model.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's quite a world.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Spare a moment today for right wing talk radio. Those guys are deeper into the syncretic rabbit hole contradictions of fascist thinking than you could possibly imagine. You think your job at the shit factory is hard on your psyche!
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the hell of it is, the gibney scientology documentary (cowardly?) dropped 'hollywood' from the title of its source material. musk has no juice, man, none.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just read the sentence in question, in public.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it has never been more expensive to shit your pants. suck it, cholera.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
holy shit
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
double nickels on the dime
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The kid has been binging Widow's Bay while I casually play Hollow Knight on the steam deck. We know what it means to have a day off.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
www.heritageicecubes.com
heritageicecubes.com
-- HERITAGE ICE CUBES --
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Villain on screen makes a show of putting on a record then *closes the lid of the turntable* "Amateur," the cat and I whisper in unison. "Audiophile? More like audiofool," I continue. The cat rolls his eyes and walks away.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
winner of this week's "things I wrote down while at my desk" is clear: Piss Fog.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hard not to imagine the wonders i could accomplish if i didn't have to dedicate so much of my spirit to not growing cynical.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sometimes I miss my college roommate.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nevertheless the rules persisted.
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𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓈 𝒸 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @nicolascgrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh but the crazy ones think that the more they have, the better their chances are of outrunning death. I'd put money on quiet conversation between the worst offenders that Dolly's charity resulted in her passing away.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Let's convince him that Erie is too scary, we can get HAMAS out of this if we really gun for it.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Kinda funny that the lakes' acronym changes to SHAME
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Like they say in Uqbar, "For one of those gnostics, the visible universe was an illusion or, more precisely, a sophism. Mirrors and fatherhood are hateful because they multiply and proclaim it."
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
youtu.be/smmAuiJ-lxY?...
youtu.be
Preacher: 'Meet Herr Starr' Talked About Scene Ep. 207
YouTube video by amc+
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Would be funny if GTA VI ends with a land acknowledgement.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
wow when did grand theft auto get so woke
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i talked fairly recently to people my age who didn't know the south park guys are libertarians. i think the maw of satire turned itself inside out in a triumph of self-sucking.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dating apps are an absolute hell but I'm still a big fan of the specific tingle of phone number disclosure with strangers
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