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Zach, of all people.

@cryingprincess.bsky.social
193 followers 389 following 1.1K posts

Singing at the funeral for all you boring pessimists. Pencil enthusiast. American poet, open for business.

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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'll start pulling my weight more on this website, sorry to fail the attention economy, everyone. Here's a sticker I thought I lost that I will never ever put on my car.
A bumper sticker that reads 'I only listen to Being Dead to get laid'
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You ever take off a dust jacket and be glad the only one who hears you is the cat?
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Placed and quickly abandoned. Probably not a real spine, probably not a tub full of other bones.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
maybe this will satisfy the chuds
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
There's a certain fortune in being back on your bullshit with new album art.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
In my fuckin element over here
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Volume 3 baybee
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Vonnegut in something like support of me, as ever.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Woe betide the next woman who develops a crush on yrs trly
A functioning cassette deck.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Life is Short, or Long
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Impossible to convey the glimmer in Mike Watt's eyes as he passes his hometown exit at the right speed, gotta see this one in large format in person, like a favorite painting. Every act of revolution is an act of love, and cetera, but man, I think we're still sleeping on these boys.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What's up, sluts
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
but, for wales? @briantedjones.bsky.social
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
skill issue
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
In a mood
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
If you luddites had adopted my patented flying machine the air transit bubble would surely never have burst
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
A real looker, too.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
He's still hip
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Like they were waiting for me this whoooooole time
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Something deeplys, strangely satisfying in knowing my @themountaingoats.bsky.social birthday song.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Where I live now.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Pynchon nailing our boy the president until sentence's end, Tim Heidecker picked up the slack at some point, Too Dumb for Suicide, so happy to be alive for post modernism.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Who needs a girlfriend when you have the best luck at the record store
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Well how the hell do *you* roast 'em?!
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Imagine not wanting to be my friend. I sure can't!
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
for those who thought us military doing traffic stops were pathetic, wait til you see us military rolling out red carpet for u know who
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I'm not a great reader, but I think I'm right to say that Andrew wants to execute LGBTQIA+ (all of them, so inclusive, he) here.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I mean.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
@themountaingoats.bsky.social John,
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Silly little moon over band camp
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
See?
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
oh dang did i restrain vanity and not post the picture where i probably had a fever at the dylan museum? if you're an ex-lover who's got a sleeper account, sry/yr welcome/hope yr well.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Please don't mess with us, the make out kings of Marietta. Pretty, please.
Handsome guys.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The shitty thing about life is that you inevitably can't tell everyone that needs to know about good art when it lands in your lap, they're just gone or too far or whatever.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Always pack a safety, make it one that makes you crazy.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
There's a joke here.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
"i was born stupid, i will not die hungry, video games forever" thanks tim
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Self fulfilling prophecy, sorta
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Sabbatical.
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
New issue of Poetry Magazine has something for you, maybe:
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Oh noooo my plane was delayed an hour
Wang Ping's introduction to the collection Wind Crossing Grasses, from Poetry Magazine 226.4
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Love this ESPN analysis of the Patroclus angle
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