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HoxtonHill @hoxtonhill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the fucking Sun of all places (correctly) describing this cunt as "far-right" when the BBC is describing him as an "anti-migrant activist" is pretty fucking bleak
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every single person involved in politics is weird like this
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
United and Spurs are shit. We're back baby!
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wolverine magrelo 🧃 @netherstars.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
live saddam hussein reaction
messi deitado
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Looking forward to the extra time half time show
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Muppets were as underused in that half-time show as Saka was in this whole tournament
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yes Wazza
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Two Ronnies at the wheel
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's ok, Coldplay are going to liven things up at half time
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Whooooooo remembers the third place playoff game
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Had to be that little racist prick didn't it
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"great to have the football back after a day off, I was getting withdrawal symptoms!" 20 mins into this game "might have an early night"
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Hattifattener @hattifattener.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As in 1066 England will prevail against the Norwegians before tragically losing to the French a couple of weeks later.
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Henderson giving us a Gary Lewin tribute
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Kim Justice @kimjustice.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Poor taste from Kane to do a Darren Cann impression there
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Henderson getting injured in the celebrations. Kane's lost his voice. Absolute scenes
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
El Grande Americano and Shearer
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Town?
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
STONES
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Please. No more
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Someone do the Spinal Tap joke
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
11 minutes. Perfect
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Tuchel trying to make Dan Burn feel better before bringing him on
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Kate ✨🐱 but spooky 🎃🍁 @magickitten.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Who wore it best
Harry Kane spitting something pinkThe dilophosaurus (spitting dinosaur) from Jurassic Park
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Not sure going all out defend is the way to go but can't blame Tuchel. We've all made poor decisions at 3.40am
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Please stop the football I want to get off
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fucking hell
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Cue the darts music at the Azteca
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Thank you our queen of hearts
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Who needs right backs anyway
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Uh oh
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Don't tell me there's a game on tonight, Kelly. It's still yesterday
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"
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Tom Williams @shirleymush.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Neymar at the end there youtu.be/2M16QSsOggY?...
youtu.be
BBC : The Office "Good News, Bad News"
YouTube video by JW-Edit
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Really can't wait for Joe Cole to explain why he still thinks Ancelotti is a tactical genius after this
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Holy shit
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Nyland is now known as Norzinha
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fucking hell
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Nor found a way!
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Harry Stopes @harrystopes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
did Argentina's fascist prick president ring up Infantino during the match to ensure Messi stayed on the pitch - and if he had, would it have made a difference ? no? then it's not the same is it you bellend.
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fuck it, might stay up tomorrow til 1am tomorrow as well drinking Belgian beer and eating Belgian chocolates in support of the yanks getting battered
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sorry but this rowing gimmick doesn't work for me brother
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Glad someone got a clip. Was worried I might've hallucinated it
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cruyff guy @cruyffguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My word that Danny Murphy cat anecdote...
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