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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 09/08/2026
At this point in my life there's barely anything left of my politics *other* than a deep, burning, boundless hatred for these fascist fucks. It is so disheartening, day after day, to look out on the internet & see so many prominent people firing in so many other directions.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Gender studies might be the most vindicated academic field of all time
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And note that despite extreme-distance-regime-change being *very hard* the United States has done it *multiple times* in the last few decades without general conscription or a war economy. Russia can't regime change its own country's front door at as much mobilization as they dare.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Been thinking about changing careers and the only must-have I've been able to come up with is "no one can ever tell me what to do again"
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
HEGSETH YOU STUPID FUCK THEY'RE NOT RUNNING OUT OF BALLISTIC MISSILES YOU ASSURED ME WE HAD ENOUGH PAC-3 INTERCEPTORS HEGSETH. I WAS ASSURED OF THIS
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What we are learning is not that the US military is weak or that Iran is a superpower or that the PLA-N wished a global supply chain into being. What we're learning is that no amount of military excellence can rescue strategic incompetence. Stop voting for orange idiots.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
on a scale of 1 to 100, my support for democracy and protecting everyone's right to vote is 99. but i admit it used to be 100 before reading some of your tweets
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
In case you were wondering: Yes, there is a Jonathan the Great Tortoise angle to the Pam Bondi firing news.
Helena in Focus @sthelenafocus
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Not only is Jonathan alive and well on St Helena, but during his time on the planet he has now seen off 76 US Attorney Generals, from the 11th Attorney General, Roger Brooke Taney, in 1832, to outgoing 87th Attorney General, Pam Bondi, in
2026. Jonathan is the great survivor.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
make incompetence shameful again
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
in other words could you make some fucking connections that'd be swell
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Feral Maui Hermit @mauigreg.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Joking about Trump's death for April Fools' Day is inappropriate and beyond the pale. Not because his death shouldn't be mocked, but because it is beyond cruel to give us false hope like that.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 27/03/2026
The Post called the White House. But the name attached to the number read “Epstein Island.” A Google Maps error labeled the White House as “Epstein Island” on some Android phones. Google reversed the edit and the White House said it was an external issue.
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Post reporters called the White House. Some saw ‘Epstein Island’ on the screen.
Washington Post journalists who called the White House switchboard using Google Pixel Android phones saw “Epstein Island” on their screens Thursday.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Still one of our all-time faves. ✊
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
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Democrats @democrats.org · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day 💙
First Lady Michelle and President Barack Obama hugging each other. Vice President Kamala Harris hugging Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff. President Joe Biden holding the hand of First Lady Jill Biden as they are walking away from Marine One.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This thread is already amazing and @sharonk.bsky.social is still going.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/01/2026
american innovation continues unabated
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/01/2026
It’s the United States that needs regime change.
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crutch.bsky.social @crutch.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Today's diatribe by my wife: Everyone should go to parenting classes before they have babies. What made you an expert on raising children? You just laid on your back, maybe you did a spin on it if you were feeling like a gymnast.
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Found a bookstore that stocks your novels
Idiot Books store
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 13/12/2025
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
Deck the hall with boughs of holly, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
"Tis the season to be jolly: a, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Fill the meadcup, drain the barrel,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Troll the ancient Christmas carol.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to tell him he’s a worse Chief Justice than Roger Taney (pronounced “tawny”). That’s a nerd burn that will hit him where it counts.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/12/2025
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that h...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/11/2025
Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-j…
Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/11/2025
Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family theonion.com/stouffer-s-targets-peo…
Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/11/2025
Keep sailing fellas.
A father and son sailing on the ocean. They are riding on a platter of a whole cooked turkey. The sea is stormy, and the sky is grey. A smoke alarm light house is in the distance. Fire extinguisher birds sail overhead. A smaller boat of CPSC safety characters sails nearby. The son says, "I'm getting us to Thanksgiving, Dad." The father replies, "I'm proud of you, son! This bird smells amazing." The text reads: Had that dream again last night where dad was proud of me for sailing the Thanksgiving turkey home. Stand by your pan. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
folks is it normal our president glows red like satan in a low budget horror movie?
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crutch.bsky.social @crutch.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Wordle 1,597 3/6* 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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crutch.bsky.social @crutch.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
#waffle1382 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 3 wafflegame.net
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Waffle
The waffle-shaped daily word game.
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Democrats @democrats.org · 02/11/2025
Republicans still control the House. Republicans still control the Senate. Republicans still control the White House. This is still their shutdown.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Rising political violence is bad, even when it happens to someone I do not like, whose views I find reprehensible. The road of endless escalation leads nowhere good for society.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 09/08/2025
I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. And yes, that sound is people groaning and slapping their foreheads all over the world.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Just watched a YouTube video about male Gen Z fashion trends and I swear to god the first two things were tucking your socks into your pants then wearing flip-flops on top of your tucked-in socks. The last two things were bowling sneakers and bowling ball bags. I now believe in the fertility crisis.
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crutch.bsky.social @crutch.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Strands #503 “Hot enough for ya?” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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crutch.bsky.social @crutch.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Wordle 1,491 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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crutch.bsky.social @crutch.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Strands #502 “Abracadabra!” 🔵🟡💡🔵 🔵🔵🔵
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crutch.bsky.social @crutch.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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crutch.bsky.social @crutch.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I solved the 7/18/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:48! fpx3r.app.goo.gl/PKC4
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