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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦

@crucialcaveat.bsky.social
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Cofounder of #AppleSky with @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social Defend Ukraine 🇺🇦 Attorney. Blasting Panama, Partying, Being Awesome, and Being Rad. Universal Healthcare. NATO #Newsradio Class-first politics is racism.

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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These people look like inbred heirs to the throne of a duchy that has been extinct for 500 years.
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are no polls! There is only voting!
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think it’s insulting that they are calling people like @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social @g-sharp-major.bsky.social @acallan1.bsky.social and @jillkent.bsky.social “Old Farts.”
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like how we’ve all become immune to how inappropriate playing YMCA immediately after this speech is.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social is punting and field goal aficionado
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Come on, you knew it was going to be like this with these teams’ respective offenses.
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎶 Stuart’s lump, his lump, his lump is in @alderfish.bsky.social’s bed! 🎶 youtu.be/xjwkXYB4nHs?...
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The Presidents of the United States of America - Lump (Version A) (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by The Presidents of the United States of America
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@hodgman.bsky.social and @jessethorn.bsky.social and @jamieloftus.bsky.social must see this hot dog glory hole I found on r/hotdogs. @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social @maximumfun.org #jjgo
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@alderfish.bsky.social how is Stuart’s chin?
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My triceps are gigantic
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look at this wasteful hospital spending! They gave a child a full adult-sized bed!
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@reasonpitchbot.bsky.social you forgot to log out of your burner account.
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s the first of the month.
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@reasonpitchbot.bsky.social you forgot to log out of your burner account.
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Block before you dunk on Butter Goblin. You don’t want to spread clout to Tracey from @m-tracey.bsky.social #BlockBeforeYouDunkonButterGoblin
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Block before you dunk on Butter Goblin. You don’t want to spread clout to Tracey from @m-tracey.bsky.social #BlockBeforeYouDunkonButterGoblin
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Freedom Fries
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jason Kelce is wearing the hell out of that hat!
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would have expected to hear this news from a die hard like @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
espn.com
J.J. McCarthy traded to Giants: Will he succeed in New York?
With Jaxson Dart out for the season, the Giants dealt a fifth-round pick to Minnesota for McCarthy. But does this move the needle for New York? Can it work?
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
seeing a lot of discussion about this and like: the reason the poster did a screenshot with no link is that if you actually search for the article you'd learn that this bill 1) has nothing to do with Zohran Mamdani 2) was introduced in committee back in May and didn't go anywhere
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Wedding Crashers: That's What We Call a Sack Lunch!
Alt: Wedding Crashers: That's What We Call a Sack Lunch!
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This was was my song of the summer youtu.be/9d4ui9q7eDM?...
Choosin Texas
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine trying to imply that a song no one has heard is somehow better and just as culturally relevant as Mariah Carey. youtu.be/qq09UkPRdFY?...
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Mariah Carey - Fantasy (Official 4K Video)
YouTube video by MariahCareyVEVO
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Grassley dies and Govervor Sand hears tale of a West Des Moines soccer coach and accountant. Bam, Governor Sand appoints @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social Senator from Iowa!
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
El Niño
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tommy Boy is on TV!
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Chris Farley: Fat Guy in a Little Coat (Tommy Boy)
Alt: Chris Farley: Fat Guy in a Little Coat (Tommy Boy)
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why did @alderfish.bsky.social’s chickens cross the road? To get away from the Massachusetts Lesbian Bar!
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A poodle, a terrier, and @alderfish.bsky.social walk into a Massachusetts lesbian bar. . .
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Breaking News everyone
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@alderfish.bsky.social Can’t get out of the ballroom because no fire door. Smoke inhalation 💀
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lorelai Gilmore is a bad mother
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We could of had Connor Lamb, but the Left saw a white man with red flags, and said it has to be Fetterman.
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jesus Christ! Turning on NPR only to hear a Bluegrass cover of Blu Cantrell’s Hit ‘Em Up Style.
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Unabomber
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turns out lauren boebert was the one eating cats the whole time.
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The electric vibrator allows @shoe.bsky.social’s mom to have an orgasms after I’m done.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Eating Cats + Eating Dogs
A Venn diagram with Lauren B on one side, Kash on the other and RFK in the middle
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let’s be honest, LeBron could never beat the GOAT of quarter tossing!
Michael Jordan’s Security Guard from The Last Dance. Quarter tossing scene.
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m sorry LeBron, but Jordan is also the GOAT at gambling too!
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yikes! Who dressed Tom Brady today?
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ben Affleck Smoking a cigarette in a Bears’ Shirt
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Classic NFC North/Central football
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching a Finnish action movie on Netflix called Sisu: Road To Revenge about a man and his faithful poodle battling the Red Army. Trying to rebuild a house. It is basically exactly Jonathan’s and Duck’s story @alderfish.bsky.social
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I’m Gonna Be A Barley Boy🇺🇦 @crucialcaveat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I bought the “Indulgent Caramel Cookies” from the grocery store, and they are all that I imagined they would be.
Box of caramel cookies
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