chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 12hI JUST RAN AROUND MY HOUSE I REALLY SCARED MY CATS 050
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 17hI was lamenting having to watch the rangers to my co-worker and she said, "you don't HAVE to" she simply does not understand that I have been cursed 120
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 30/09/2026lol. LMAO. i knew I should have gone to bed 010
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 30/09/2026T minus one hour before I'm saying "I hate these fucking idiots" 011
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My husband cried like 4 times watching Bake Off. He's the best person in the world and I love him so much. 010
Reposted by chubby skeletonBob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I was masking in a lesbian bar, oh, oh I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh 626526
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 23/09/2026watching preseason hockeystatic.klipy.comWait A Minute, Who Are You? - Iconic Kid MemeALT: Wait A Minute, Who Are You? - Iconic Kid Meme 010
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm eating leftover chili paneer pizza and whoever thought of making this Indian/Italian hybrid is a genius and I hope they have everything they want in life 010
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 22/09/2026me all summer: I miss hockey me during preseason: so relaxing to watch these games that don't matter. I'm glad that hockey is back! me the evening of September 29: GODDAMN I HATE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!! 000
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is the funniest thing that could have happened honestly 020
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 10/08/2026How can you not be romantic about metal? Lammoth has a new album about Bill the Pony and it's brought me so much joy 🥲 lammothofficial.bandcamp.com/album/onwardlammothofficial.bandcamp.comOnward, by Lammoth9 track album 000
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 13/06/2026My hottest take: I think the intense vitriol from Europeans about American food is a psyop 120
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The main point of having a spouse is to tell them secrets 010
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Me: I need to take more time off to recover from my vacation lol *monkey's paw curls* BEREAVEMENT LEAVE 110
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I need to speak my truth I love this dumbass medieval times shit the Golden knights do and I will not feel shame 022
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 27/05/2026successfully navigated one train. seasoned pro. next up is the bus which is less fun. 120
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I'm going to Chicago tomorrow for the first time and I don't have enough time to eat all the food I want to eat 110
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 18/05/2026me, in the diabolical clutches of menstruation: ALL I WANT TO DO IS EAT FRIES 😭😭😭 EVERYTHING IS BAD AND SAD AND I'M A HIDEOUS HAG my husband: I'll get us cookout for dinner me: life is worth living yet again 010
Reposted by chubby skeletonLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Inventing the air conditioner Make it a 100 fucking pounds. No, no center mass to it at all somehow. Throw some fuckin…accordion arms on it that flap out and catch on everything when you’re carrying it up from the basement. And let me get 50 razor blades on the back of it too. 491776226
Reposted by chubby skeletonStar Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 11/05/2026 211759450
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I'm going to Chicago soon. What should I look at and, more importantly, put in my mouth? 010
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I have a CAT, I am KNITTING, I am watching STAR TREK: VOYAGER day off going okay 120
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I'm rooting for the flyers in this round and I feel dirty 020
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I have mega cramps and feel like doodoo and told my husband I was craving chips and salsa. he got home with stuff to make me nachos. I feel so loved. he is the best. 🥺 000
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I'm not showing anyone my unhinged, vibe-based playoff bracket. UNLESS it comes true and then I will say BEHOLD MY GENIUS. I AM THE ONE TRUE PUCK KNOWER. 000
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I knew I should have gone to bed after the second period 010
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 11/04/2026A yo-yo group used one of our meeting rooms and I got to watch them do yo-yo tricks and routines MY DAY WAS SAVED 010
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Two call outs today so it's just me and one other person all day ERGO: it's busy as fuck, the WiFi isn't working, and the cops have already been here LIBRARIES!!! 100
chubby skeleton @crownofteabags.bsky.social · 05/04/2026My friend has predicted almost every NHL coach getting fired this year and he's never been right. Lady night I was like "I think Roy is getting the sack" and he was like "no way" I AM ALWAYS RIGHT 020
Reposted by chubby skeletonJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon! 24113451622
