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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛

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⤵️: add 👻👻 to your mana pool 🧙‍♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦‍⬛ 🏳️‍⚧️ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (any pronouns) 🧠 neuroing divergently 🌪️ Hyperactive brain pressure release valve. Nothing of value is here.

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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 5m
DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024)
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 11m
Yoooo, I've been there. Sometimes telling myself 'one more rep! c'mon! we've got it!' is unwise.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 12m
Two large, burly arms clasp hands. A black arm wears a white t-shirt; a white arm wears a red t-shirt. Written across one arm is 'me doing squats' and across the other is 'centaur mistresses'; the clasped hands are inscribed 'quad dominant'.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 20m
Do I know anyone who uses DistroKid? Any big pluses or minuses?
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 1h
That's so many! Well done you. I'm very impressed.
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 10h
i don’t have a “dadbod,” i’m a “pillowtop model”
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 7h
one, two, bitches here before you that's what I said now bitches, bitches who adore you just go ahead now
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 21h
I saw it for the first time about twenty years ago, in my twenties. It didn't have quite as traumatizing and effect as I imagine it would on a child, but it's still…uh, something.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 21h
It's so traumatizing.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 21h
I saw Temple of Doom when I was about four or five and the heart scene didn't leave my nightmares for years.
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seems like an ad that says “paid for by the US government” should be an impeachable offense
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/10/2026
Can confirm, wholeheartedly.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/10/2026
Mornings are chill and gloomy, which is great, but then the sun comes out and it's 85°. I do not have the receipt but I would like to return this climate.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/10/2026
I found one I can use, but thank you! (It's near the end, a little before the Stay-Puft balloon bit. Kristen Wiig hails a cab and Aykroyd's driving.)
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/10/2026
also I would fire the entire C-suite immediately
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/10/2026
Ditto any dunking. Social media *does* rot our brains because people have already been poisoned by algorithm-driven outrage horseshit and then they bring that shit up in here. Bsky is far from perfect, but that kind of behavior is why it feels a lot like Twitter in here.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/10/2026
If I got to run this place for a day, I would make 'posting a screenshot from any other social media' a permanent ban on the first offense and allow no appeals. Go the fuck back to Twitter.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/10/2026
I assume vile curses afflict us both.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/10/2026
voluminous farts
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/10/2026
Man, B'Zane is ON ONE in this flick.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/10/2026
Oh, was it just that there were titties from jump?
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/10/2026
I remember liking Demon Knight a lot when I was fifteen. Let's see how it fares thirty years on.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/10/2026
Eating a dinner has made me lethargic and ill-disposed to any of the things I would like to be doing. I guess it's couch time.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/10/2026
haunting, familiar, yet
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
I say 'later' because it is currently 85° outside.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
I should go for a walk or something later. I've spent the entire day sitting still, in various states of 'reading my book' and 'annoyed at the computer'. Doing something bodily and mindlessly would probably do me some good.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a different, worse nightmare
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
In my hubris, I poured myself a second coffee. I feel compelled not to waste it, but I suspect there may be ill effects.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
how do you have room
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
I was gonna do that 'nine albums' thing but I'm not entirely clear on what 'made me' is supposed to mean. Also, I couldn't remember many albums.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
It's kind of funny, in a 'holy shit, this is horrible' kind of way, that this administration is indirectly responsible for a huge upswing in EVs and electrification of homes, &c.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
it is, even now, stuck in my head
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
My homie has created a Hallowe'en song that I really like but I'm waiting for his official announcement before I share it with y'all.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
I still need Netherstorm and like three zones in Northrend. I wish I'd been more on top of it at the time.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
About once a week I think of the throwaway joke in Bob's Burgers where they're going to the Wharf Arts Center and Gene delightedly yells WAR FARTS
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
It's easier now that it's 'do X storylines'. The old 'do X quests' format was a nightmare.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
I envy the speed with which dogs poop. A few seconds and they're done and moving on with their day. Glorious.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
texting me be like
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
you certainly will not regret eating an entire thing of halloween oreos
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
Hello Daddy, hello Mom I'm your Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch Cheadle, Don
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
Whoa. Dang.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026
Lost my doom rectangle for a minute there. Not that I need it, really, but it's unsettling for a thing to go missing when you're the only human in a locked house.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 02/10/2026
Mostly this thread was an excuse to post BUSTIN www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdy...
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Bustin
YouTube video by Neil Cicierega
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 02/10/2026
Listening to 'Black Metal' for the first time in years. The notion that anyone heard this and went OH NO SATANIIIIISTS is the silliest, most breathlessly credulous shit I've ever heard.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 02/10/2026
Leaving the store, I overheard some jagoff say 'Hey, I can help you with that beer if you want!' to some lady and I reflexively went 'HYUK HYUK HYUK ugh' aloud. I might need to go back to bed.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 02/10/2026
[she grunts]
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 02/10/2026
Might fuck around and watch those Fear Street movies from a few years back. I recall not liking them very much.
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gigi @centerfold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we should shoot our phones
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