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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛

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⤵️: add 👻👻 to your mana pool 🧙‍♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦‍⬛ 🏳️‍⚧️ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (any pronouns) 🧠 neuroing divergently 🌪️ Hyperactive brain pressure release valve. Nothing of value is here.

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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 14h
♻️  If you'd repost
❤️  If you like this
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 08/10/2026
See?
Screenshot from the Middle-earth Labeler game indicating I have found one of the Dwarven Rings of Power.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 06/10/2026
Two large, burly arms clasp hands. A black arm wears a white t-shirt; a white arm wears a red t-shirt. Written across one arm is 'me doing squats' and across the other is 'centaur mistresses'; the clasped hands are inscribed 'quad dominant'.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 28/09/2026
Your mom's a pipeline dredging agent.
A small plastic bottle labelled PIPELINE DREDGING AGENT.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 19/09/2026
My water bottle agrees.
an orange water bottle with a white sticker. the sticker shows a pair of hands gripping a butt. caption reads SPREAD CHEEKS NOT HATE
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 12/09/2026
who up purging they void of a dark entity
Void purge dark entity

Healing and activation
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 11/09/2026
TEAT SWIPER in the style of the Street Fighter logo.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 11/09/2026
A black and grey square with the words STREET BITER in the style of the Street Fighter logo.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 07/09/2026
Idly guitar shopping and I gotta love one that comes in Bisexual.
A guitar body painted in a pink-to-blue fade.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/09/2026
OH MY GOD LOOK HOW FUCKING HIDEOUS THESE ARE i love them
A pair of alpargatas — slip-on shoes — in tennis-ball chartreuse with tennis-net open sides.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/09/2026
Made with WHAT?
Made with European gluten free wheat
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 30/08/2026
Damn, raven, you rude as hell. I thought we were homies.
A screenshot from the Middle-earth Labeler, indicating that a raven has dropped a wrapped bundle at my feet. Opening it, I discover a rusted chain, which will increase my Strength by +2. This would replace my current item, which is Orcrist, the Goblin-cleaver, which the goblins call 'Biter' and fear greatly. Orcrist increases my Strength by +80. I'll keep the sword.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 21/08/2026
Any excuse to repost one of my favorites.
look, I get the appeal of trying to catch the right wing in hypocrisy, but it won't work. they are not bound by faerie law and will not be defeated by a trick. if they lived enough of an emotionally complex life to suffer guilt from hypocrisy, they wouldn't be right wing
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 21/08/2026
oh god what did I do now
Bluesky notification icon showing 40 notifications.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 20/08/2026
ok its fall now
A small red maple leaf sits on the middle of a concrete walk.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 19/08/2026
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Unfortunately, in 2025, Netflix and Netflix Studios – despite almost certainly being aware of Demon Hunter – chose to release a movie titled ‘KPop Demon Hunters’
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 17/08/2026
Skeleton doing back squats

Captioned 'my body is a machine that turns ethanol poisoning into drum lines'
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 11/08/2026
wokeness edition discourse be like
how many layers of woke are you on
like,, maybe 1 or 2 right now. my dude
you are like a little baby
watch this
woke 7
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 07/08/2026
I don't know when I made this or why, but you can have it if you want.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle logo, reading 'I am just extremely sleepy'
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/08/2026
me every day
a cartoon man points at himself in a mirror

captioned IM FUCKEN WATCHING YOU
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/08/2026
Trying to decide if I'm likely to get invited to any Christmas parties. Why? Oh, no reason.
A red leather kilt with white fur trim.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 21/07/2026
A white man wearing a dark cap states disbelievingly at the camera.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 14/07/2026
I don't know how witty it is.
[borat voice] MY WIFI
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 05/07/2026
oh my god, a jilt
A blue jean kilt, complete with rer pockets
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 05/07/2026
me reading this
A skeleton clinging to a chain-link fence is obliterated by nuclear fire
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 30/06/2026
Gonna get this and have them write PISS.
Embroidered patch with a US flag in black and white, with one yellow stripe. At the top, text reads YOUR NAME
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 30/06/2026
Screencap of Adventure Time S1E10, 'Memories of Boom Boom Mountain'. A group of Marauders — blue-skinned, burly Viking-looking guys — stares unto the camera looking disgruntled. They are covered in sores from aggressive petting.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 29/06/2026
Kolk, first Khan of the Kolkar centaur clan. A blank speech bubble emanates from his mouth.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 28/06/2026
A drawing of a hand and arm holding a duck's beak closed. Caption reads 'stop'
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 26/06/2026
every hometown's got the ominous megastructure, what's yours?
Low-res photo of a factory complex seen from across a riverA brick wall with many windows, which vaguely resembles some sort of prison complex
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 20/06/2026
Green wall with graffiti reading 'gender? I hardly know 'er'
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 19/06/2026
Gas station boner pill marketing has really fallen off, huh?
Photograph of Magic Grow Capsules with nine brightly-colored capsules visible.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 17/06/2026
Forbidden jellybean.
A shiny black blob.

A bead of osmium, about 0.5 cm in diameter, displaying the metal's reflectivity
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 15/06/2026
May I submit Exhibit B?
Isle of Wight map
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 13/06/2026
Come in 3's *what*?
GOOD THINGS
COME IN 3'S…
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 13/06/2026
You guys wanna do a round of tight snatches?
A bar sign advertising Tight Snatch shots.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 08/06/2026
Comic book frame of a white femme face with a tear running down her cheek. A speech bubble reads NO MORE THIS MEME
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 08/06/2026
what
Screenshot of a website's return policy. Highlighted in pale red is the line 'Gold Bars: Final sale and are not returnable.'
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 04/06/2026
Dry Bones, a skeletal turtle from the Mario Brothers universe, looking surprised.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/06/2026
A Waffle House style sign reading WEREWOLVES OF LONDON
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 02/06/2026
'I am just extremely sleepy' in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo format.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 02/06/2026
Anime man labelled ME gestures to yellow butterfly labelled TORPOR, NO EXECUTIVE FUNCTION, IRRITABILITY. Caption at the bottom reads IS THIS HUNGRY?
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 01/06/2026
obligatory june 1 post
A clean-shaven white man with dark blond hair stares at the camera. He grins, looking slightly manic. Captioned IT'S GONNA BE GAY 🏳️‍🌈
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 31/05/2026
In a bar where there's a live pianist. He's playing 'Fly Me To the Moon' and I had to repost this foundational text.
fuck the moon
@fuckthem00n

fly me to the moon
let me kick it's fucking ass
let me show it what i learned
in my moon jujitsu class

@fuckthemoon
wow this blew up. wish the moon would.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 24/05/2026
Spring was nice while it lasted.
Weather app screenshot showing highs in the high 70s and low 80s all week.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 21/05/2026
How wonderful.
WAFFLE SAUCE in Waffle House logo style.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 20/05/2026
chatting with the homie about Gym Difficulties™
Text conversation screenshot discussing whether gravity has been increased and noting a hope the earth is being drawn into the sun.
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 18/05/2026
me rn
a skeleton clings to a chain-link fence with a fiery explosion all around
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 18/05/2026
I know enough Spanish to read 'holy titties!' when I see it.
auténtico estilo mexicano
santitas
totopos de maíz
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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 17/05/2026
HAHAHA fuck that and fuck you
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