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evil crow

@crow.rodeo
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The witch of the woods’ favored beast strong tendency to disappear for days on end crow.rodeo 𖤓 boxd.it/c1kKT ✿ are.na/3m7ukvpdd5g

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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 7h
people in horror movies are always dying. this is a stark contrast to real life, where people live forever.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 11h
monsters just don’t come out of the sea every now and then like they used to
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 30/09/2026
asking the club DJ to play something with the warm, resonant sound of the cello
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 13/09/2026
my primary method of transportation is hot air balloon
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 07/09/2026
men will tell you that the Night is Young but then decline to partake in The Ritual
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 06/09/2026
I’ve received word that something is happening
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 03/09/2026
asking the casino employee where the UNO table is
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 03/09/2026
I look around this parking lot and see nothing but Opportunity
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 29/08/2026
yo mama lacks nuance. yo mama an one-dimensional character.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 10/08/2026
shocking everyone at the party by unfurling and becoming my full size
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draft punk @sainthing.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
God made you socially inept for a reason
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 03/08/2026
training my houseplants to be hostile to guests
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 03/08/2026
driving a golf cart into the belly of the beast
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 31/07/2026
a delicate ecosystem, this parking lot
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 30/07/2026
sending my food back to the kitchen because it was ‘too spooky’
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 26/07/2026
you too can start using magic to turn your coworkers into driftwood
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 23/07/2026
*flirting* So tell me Adult Male, was your birth marked by the arrival of the Sea Serpent ?
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 23/07/2026
inflicting a great deal of pain at the Walmart Supercenter
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 21/07/2026
they call me the Matt Damon of moisture
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 19/07/2026
they cured my diarrhea with Hypnosis
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 15/07/2026
my days as the forest witch’s favored beast are numbered
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 15/07/2026
it’s a bootylicious thing, this world
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 12/07/2026
sensing a strong worm energy outside today
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 10/07/2026
gummy worms used to just have one ingredient and it was worms
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 09/07/2026
naming my firstborn Cheese Curd
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 08/07/2026
In the future they will invent Lego Bricks that can see, listen, touch, love...
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 03/07/2026
my therapist only speaks to me in dreams
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 02/07/2026
a picture may be worth a thousand words but a good lick is at least ten million
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 02/07/2026
there’s a witch on the golf course moving the holes
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rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
can’t get the taste of teeth out my mouth
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 01/07/2026
at the club and they’re all telling me i’m fruitless and lacking grace
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 30/06/2026
you are what you boof
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 30/06/2026
having a hard time discerning whether this gas station employee is an ally or enemy
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 27/06/2026
your mama so small she has a tiny house on a lily pad and lives there happily
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 24/06/2026
all of my homies are vast and fertile like The Great Plains
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 22/06/2026
once I ascend into godhood you freaks will all be done for
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 18/06/2026
malevolent energy emerging from this Taco Bell
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 17/06/2026
you guys are all so beautiful and free like wild horses
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 16/06/2026
sunburn is making my skin peel off and I have to keep it moisturized, very amphibious way of life. Makes me feel like a beautiful Crested Gecko.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 13/06/2026
moss growing in ass crack,,, shows very strong connection to Mama Nature
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 12/06/2026
i’m receiving a very important message from the moon
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 11/06/2026
the worm people are going to love this
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 11/06/2026
high humidity making everybody feel like worms
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 11/06/2026
it’s okay… we can make our own group chat… just you and me…
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 11/06/2026
i like when there is a amber alert because it makes my phone go beeeeep beeeep and it reminds me of the majestic bird calls from when i used to be wild
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 10/06/2026
magic bugs with magic powers
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 10/06/2026
sorry i haven't logged on for over a year i fell into a hole that led to places unimaginable
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 10/06/2026
don't worry guys i have returned from my pilgrimage through the underworld
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 23/05/2025
i would be a good bridge troll. i know lots of riddles.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 19/05/2025
i would lick a toad to see what the texture is like
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