evil crow @crow.rodeo · 7hpeople in horror movies are always dying. this is a stark contrast to real life, where people live forever. 030
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 11hmonsters just don’t come out of the sea every now and then like they used to 030
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 30/09/2026asking the club DJ to play something with the warm, resonant sound of the cello 040
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 07/09/2026men will tell you that the Night is Young but then decline to partake in The Ritual 050
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 10/08/2026shocking everyone at the party by unfurling and becoming my full size 060
Reposted by evil crowdraft punk @sainthing.bsky.social · 08/08/2026God made you socially inept for a reason 0112
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 30/07/2026sending my food back to the kitchen because it was ‘too spooky’ 030
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 26/07/2026you too can start using magic to turn your coworkers into driftwood 060
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 23/07/2026*flirting* So tell me Adult Male, was your birth marked by the arrival of the Sea Serpent ? 020
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 08/07/2026In the future they will invent Lego Bricks that can see, listen, touch, love... 0112
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 02/07/2026a picture may be worth a thousand words but a good lick is at least ten million 020
Reposted by evil crowrollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026can’t get the taste of teeth out my mouth 514241
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 01/07/2026at the club and they’re all telling me i’m fruitless and lacking grace 030
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 30/06/2026having a hard time discerning whether this gas station employee is an ally or enemy 051
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 27/06/2026your mama so small she has a tiny house on a lily pad and lives there happily 13711
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 16/06/2026sunburn is making my skin peel off and I have to keep it moisturized, very amphibious way of life. Makes me feel like a beautiful Crested Gecko. 000
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 13/06/2026moss growing in ass crack,,, shows very strong connection to Mama Nature 020
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 11/06/2026i like when there is a amber alert because it makes my phone go beeeeep beeeep and it reminds me of the majestic bird calls from when i used to be wild 031
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 10/06/2026sorry i haven't logged on for over a year i fell into a hole that led to places unimaginable 010
evil crow @crow.rodeo · 10/06/2026don't worry guys i have returned from my pilgrimage through the underworld 010